Lolicon
04-13-2010, 12:13 AM
So, if you don't like reading kids rant, don't read.
Some things that annoy me:
1. Asian Parents
Okay, I bet 90% of you guys can relate. They tell me to "study", I ask them what, and then I get grounded. WT-
Then, they expect me to get straight A+'s. I get ONE A-, and they start FLIPPING OUT and telling me I'm gonna work at McDonalds for the rest of my life. WOW.
2. Cell Phones
Don't get me wrong, I love phones. Then thing is, I never remember to bring mine whenever I actually need it. And then my Asian parents yell at me for forgetting.
The thing is, I have a Blackberry (Spoiled brat lol), so.. Everyone at school is asking, "Ooh, can I see you're phone?" It's kinda hard to say no.
3. Long--arse projects
I know how they're important and such, but seriously.. My next essay is worth 750 POINTS. And I chose to work with my friend; big mistake. He gets -dramatic stare- C's.
4. Song that say "Forgive Me"
YOU BROKE UP WITH HER! Come on man, you can't get any lower than that.
"I'm never gonna dance again" Did she break your legs or something?
"I'm sorry, for breaking all the promises that I wasn't around, to keep" Where were you...?
You know the rest.
5. Racism
Gah, annoying as hel-I mean a bad place. Anyways...
So, heres one story. I was hanging out with a friend, walking to 5th period. I pretend to "spit" in his hair (a method where you blow air into someone's hair in a way where it feels like spit). Then, some Mexican guy was a couple feet away, screaming about how I kissed him. Now the whole school's giving me a bad time. No, I'm not emo. Yet.
The thing is, that guy is known for racism, bagging down a little Asian kid like that D:
(If anyone is willing to help me, put it in your reply)
6. Cartoon Network
I remember when they actually aired some good shows, like Naruto. Now.. wow. Theres some "homosexual arse" show called "Adventure Time". I guess its for the kids.. But still.
7. Twillight Fans
I loved the books too.. Well. Okay, heres the story. A girl sits next to me in Band, and she goes on an on about Twillight. The thing is, she talked only about Edward. Now in my opinion, I would be on Team Jacob. I'm just saying.
8. Teeth
They're useful, duh. Now, when you're ready to go to bed, and then you realize you forgot to brush your teeth. You're already in the comfortable spot, and you don't really wanna move. And then you end up with either your Asian parents waking up and blaming you for playing video games all night when you're brushing, or unatractive breathe the next day.
My 3rd molars are out, and whenever I position my jaw in some peculiar way, it bites, and it hurts. Bad. I have cold sores on them now, and trust me, it ain't pretty.
9. Scary books
Anyone read Unexplained? That book gave me NIGHTMARES. Especially the one... Okay, I'm sure everyone knows the bombing at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, right? The same moment they got bombed, a German guy, who owned a statue of a Japanese girl.. Well, the statue was LITERALLY crying blood! WOW THATS SCARY. The thing is, it actually happened.
I might add more later.
Some things that annoy me:
1. Asian Parents
Okay, I bet 90% of you guys can relate. They tell me to "study", I ask them what, and then I get grounded. WT-
Then, they expect me to get straight A+'s. I get ONE A-, and they start FLIPPING OUT and telling me I'm gonna work at McDonalds for the rest of my life. WOW.
2. Cell Phones
Don't get me wrong, I love phones. Then thing is, I never remember to bring mine whenever I actually need it. And then my Asian parents yell at me for forgetting.
The thing is, I have a Blackberry (Spoiled brat lol), so.. Everyone at school is asking, "Ooh, can I see you're phone?" It's kinda hard to say no.
3. Long--arse projects
I know how they're important and such, but seriously.. My next essay is worth 750 POINTS. And I chose to work with my friend; big mistake. He gets -dramatic stare- C's.
4. Song that say "Forgive Me"
YOU BROKE UP WITH HER! Come on man, you can't get any lower than that.
"I'm never gonna dance again" Did she break your legs or something?
"I'm sorry, for breaking all the promises that I wasn't around, to keep" Where were you...?
You know the rest.
5. Racism
Gah, annoying as hel-I mean a bad place. Anyways...
So, heres one story. I was hanging out with a friend, walking to 5th period. I pretend to "spit" in his hair (a method where you blow air into someone's hair in a way where it feels like spit). Then, some Mexican guy was a couple feet away, screaming about how I kissed him. Now the whole school's giving me a bad time. No, I'm not emo. Yet.
The thing is, that guy is known for racism, bagging down a little Asian kid like that D:
(If anyone is willing to help me, put it in your reply)
6. Cartoon Network
I remember when they actually aired some good shows, like Naruto. Now.. wow. Theres some "homosexual arse" show called "Adventure Time". I guess its for the kids.. But still.
7. Twillight Fans
I loved the books too.. Well. Okay, heres the story. A girl sits next to me in Band, and she goes on an on about Twillight. The thing is, she talked only about Edward. Now in my opinion, I would be on Team Jacob. I'm just saying.
8. Teeth
They're useful, duh. Now, when you're ready to go to bed, and then you realize you forgot to brush your teeth. You're already in the comfortable spot, and you don't really wanna move. And then you end up with either your Asian parents waking up and blaming you for playing video games all night when you're brushing, or unatractive breathe the next day.
My 3rd molars are out, and whenever I position my jaw in some peculiar way, it bites, and it hurts. Bad. I have cold sores on them now, and trust me, it ain't pretty.
9. Scary books
Anyone read Unexplained? That book gave me NIGHTMARES. Especially the one... Okay, I'm sure everyone knows the bombing at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, right? The same moment they got bombed, a German guy, who owned a statue of a Japanese girl.. Well, the statue was LITERALLY crying blood! WOW THATS SCARY. The thing is, it actually happened.
I might add more later.