Post Your latest Real Life Failure

[Bankai231]

Since no one flamed the Accomplishment One I made a failure one to go with it.

Real Life only plz

[MrShandavio]

Lately I've been failing at talking to girls. I don't know why; I almost always have a girlfriend or friends with benefits, but lately I've been trying to force conversation with random girls, just to see how it goes. And it's not working out. Here's an example.

I'm walking and this girl asks me what time it is. I respond "3:30" and she's like "Oh okay". I must keep this conversation going! This is gold! But the only thing I can think to say is "Why?" Really? Who asks "why" when someone asks the time? D: She told me she was waiting for a ride, and I completely neglected to offer her one. Oh well.

Oh and then another day I was talking to a friend of mine, well, more of an acquaintance, really, so the possibility of awkward conversation is still very real. She was holding an energy drinking and exclaimed how much she loved it, but how it's half gone. My genius brain decides to comment, "Oh, so you drank half of it already?" DERP.

[Chillax]

In the midst of Midterm week(s).

[Chockeh]

Failed to mow the lawn, mom gonna kill me when she gets back ;~;

[Paul]

Lost my glasses, asked my sister if she knew where they were. They were on my head.

[Kurezan]

Was looking for a pencil, and I couldn't find one..

It was in my right hand.

[Bankai231]

I do said aboves all the time...Especially the glasses

[Iyasenu]

Was sorting money for monopoly and got a paper cut ;~;

then i found out we have no bandaids.

also (earlier date) cute under my fingernail opening a can of tomato sauce x.x

that hurt SO MUCH.
but it was interesting to the the Hydrogen Peroxide bubbling :|

Also hit my head on the bus's airconditioning unit when i was standing up to get off.
That hurt too :|

[RicochetOrange]

Attempting too draw anything that isn't a face.

Excluding facial expressions I'm pretty much horrible at drawing. Though I can write apparently.

[Remoraid]

Failing to notice a Golf Ball in the street (O_O) and tripping on it. I almost got hit by a car >:O

[Laconicus]

Got a D on my final paper in English, which I was already failing. So now I have a failing grade. The class is free if I pass but I'd have to pay if I failed. Howeeeever, we're allowed to rewrite one essay at the end of the semester, so I'm hoping I get a good enough grade to pass the class from the essay I rewrote :T_T: