Santa Claus is

[abc33kr]

Jesus cos-playing as an old man.

why else would he be giving gifts out on Jesus' birthday?

[Lan]

Technically the 25th is not his birthday :3

Oh and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

[Phunkie]

Why would Jesus give out presents on his own birthday tho?

HE SHOULD BE RECEIVING THEM.

[Chockeh]

Jesus is so popular, he gives us gifts.
Unless we are naughty little girls (And boys, whenever he has that urge).

[Kueh]

Jesus is in all of us, so if he gives everyone gifts, everyone is really giving him gifts.

Which means Santa is really everyone.

[Phunkie]

HOHOHO IM SANTA

[Chockeh]

HOHOHO IM SANTA
Who you callin' a ho!?

[Trevor]

HOHOHO IM SANTA

What do I get for Christmas

can I get an Alien?

[Phunkie]

What do I get for Christmas

can I get an Alien?

Definitely.

[Chockeh]

Non we know why little kids sit on Santa's lap.

[Phunkie]

Non we know why little kids sit on Santa's lap.

'Cause I'm loving. :)

[Arendel]

Non we know why little kids sit on Santa's lap.
Because if they sit on Santa's lap, they are essentially sitting on their own laps?

[Trevor]

Non we know why little kids sit on Santa's lap.

Why does Santa have a stick?

[Kueh]

The question is why do YOU have a stick?

[Trevor]

Phunkie said hes bringing his sack for the little boys and girls.