gentdame Love (your psychic line)

[Pierce]

OH l'amour.

Mon petit forumers,

it's me, gentdame Love.

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Ask me anything about love and I'll give you an answer using my psychic powers, ancient runes, and goat sacrifices**

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**Disclaimer: US law forbids animal sacrifices, which might lead to an inaccurate answer.

[Chockeh]

Est-ce que on peut l'acheter en Canada?

[Pierce]

Est-ce que on peut l'acheter en Canada?

Oui. Dial now 0800-GENTLOVE-CANADA

Some fees apply.

[Chockeh]

J'espere qu'il n'y a pas de taxe.
Si il en a, je vais te tuer.

[Pierce]

JE SUIS IMMORTEL.

Mais, non, il n'y a pas de taxe (seulement pour vous)

[Chockeh]

OK, je vais appeler.

[Skye]

FFFFFFF, what movie is that from!?

[Pierce]

That would be Ada Mae Brown from Ghost!

Now ask away, m'dear! I'm running low on customers.

[Skye]

Oh yeah!! Phew, thanks. That would've bothered me for hours...

[Pierce]

And your question is...?

QQ

[Chockeh]

Est-ce qu' elle va sortir avec moi si je lui demande?

[Pierce]

Est-ce qu' elle va sortir avec moi si je lui demande?

*grabs hand*

Mmmm I see a restaurant, candles, a kiss.

Yes, you should ask her out, and she will say yes, although she might take some time. However, you must do it before next Wednesday when Pluto conjuncts with Mercury.

[♪★ Scandalous ☆ ♫]

Qu'est ce que c'est? Je n'ai même pas ..

[Pierce]

Qu'est ce que c'est? Je n'ai même pas ..

No, that drag queen doesn't love you.

[♪★ Scandalous ☆ ♫]

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[Kazuni]

*grabs hand*

Mmmm I see a restaurant, candles, a kiss.

Yes, you should ask her out, and she will say yes, although she might take some time. However, you must do it before next Wednesday when Pluto conjuncts with Mercury.

Mais dans le même temps, il n'est malheureusement pas possible de prédire à quoi pourra ressembler un scénarios éventuel.

[Pierce]

DON'T QUESTION MY POWERS.

[Kazuni]

DON'T QUESTION MY POWERS.

OBJECTION

[Pierce]

/creepy sweet voice

Now my dear, what is it that you want to know?

[Kazuni]

/creepy sweet voice

Now my dear, what is it that you want to know?

NEXT TUESDAY?