Lan
05-07-2010, 08:10 PM
This man, former TSA screener Rolando Negrin, apparently has a tiny penis. It was revealed to his TSA coworkers by the TSA's fancy electronic no-hands strip searcher. They mocked him for nearly a year. Then he snapped.
According to the arrest report, Negrin said "he could not take the jokes any more and lost his mind," so he accosted his co-worker Hugo Osorno in an employee parking lot, where he "forced Osorno to his knees and made him apologize before whacking him on the back and arms with the baton."
The moral of the story? Negrin was uncovered during a training exercise, where he had no protection (in more ways than one). Civilians, on the other hand, supposedly have their faces blurred, the scanners sequestered in another room, to preserve anonymity. But they're totally mocking your small wang. So, just opt for the pat down, since no dude screener is going to grab your junk hard enough to tell, lest they got mocked by the other screeners. Apparently, that's a problem at the TSA. [Miami Herald via Boing Boing]
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According to the arrest report, Negrin said "he could not take the jokes any more and lost his mind," so he accosted his co-worker Hugo Osorno in an employee parking lot, where he "forced Osorno to his knees and made him apologize before whacking him on the back and arms with the baton."
The moral of the story? Negrin was uncovered during a training exercise, where he had no protection (in more ways than one). Civilians, on the other hand, supposedly have their faces blurred, the scanners sequestered in another room, to preserve anonymity. But they're totally mocking your small wang. So, just opt for the pat down, since no dude screener is going to grab your junk hard enough to tell, lest they got mocked by the other screeners. Apparently, that's a problem at the TSA. [Miami Herald via Boing Boing]
(Source, find it yourself)