Apples to Apples

[Meikeru]

Okay, each week I'll pick a theme. All you guys have to do is post up a quote that relates to it. People can vote and the winner gets 200 gold.

Rules
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Don't be boring
Try to be funny
Don't vote for yourself
It does have to be somewhat of a quote
If nobody votes then I'll choose the winners personally
Do cite the person who said it


Week 1 - Cooking

Winner - Zid

Step 1: Take the meat out of the pot.

Step 2: Pad it on the cutting table a bit flat. Use a tenderizer if you need to.

Step 3: Cut thing strips straight li- OH MY GOD, MY FINGER!

Honorable Mention- Hiccup

I think I burnt my cereal guys....

Week 2 - School

Winner - GigaTomboy


Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.

He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades...somebody is going to get a spanking!"
That teacher had better watch out.
Honorable Mention - Zid
http://i56.tinypic.com/2mzi5p2.png

Week 3 - Mabinogi, Murphy's Law Edition

[Steven]

Good looking.

[Mrlucky77]

This whole video:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xopm9YjfcGE

[Zid]

Step 1: Take the meat out of the pot.

Step 2: Pad it on the cutting table a bit flat. Use a tenderizer if you need to.

Step 3: Cut thing strips straight li- OH MY GOD, MY FINGER!

Technical difficulties.

[Phunkie]

"What are you doing outside of the kitchen?"

[Nghi]

"Perfect!!!, Even better than mama!"

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w39/blundergiirl/cookingmama.jpg

[Nakishu]

Get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich woman!

[Xemnas]

"I hunger"

[Joker]

"I hunger"

for battle!

[Limes]

Babies.

[Hiccup]

I think I burnt my cereal guys....

[Kenero]

*Guy walks in the kitchen* "Hey... What's for dinner you tw-"

*sees both girls on the floor covered in vanilla ice cream and the ice cream box lying around*

Girl: "Er... THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"

[Meikeru]

Congratulations to Zid for winning!

This week's theme is... School!

[GigaTomboy]

Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.

He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades...somebody is going to get a spanking!"

That teacher had better watch out.

[Meikeru]

I just wanna remind people that this does have to be somewhat of a quote.

[GigaTomboy]

That was a quote... sorta... I quoted it off of something. If that counts... TT_TT

[Zid]

Thanks. xD


I just wanna remind people that this does have to be somewhat of a quote.

In that case...

http://i56.tinypic.com/2mzi5p2.png

[Nghi]

Wheres your homework?

"My Dog ate it"

[Abyss]

"I hate School"

[Applejack]

" Saying Pina Colada in school is like a federal offense. "

[Meikeru]

Congratulations to Gigatomboy for winning!

This week's theme is Mabinogi, Murphy's Law Edition.

This means that you can have fun and make some stuff up. For example, "No matter what, you can't win against lag," or "If you have kids, they will always crave attention at the moment you get aggro and your entire party gets downed."

[GigaTomboy]

Hey, I won! :3

Now for this weeks-
"The moment I join a G9 finale is the exact moment I'll be called to show the neighbors how to use my lawnmower because theirs broke."

True story.

[Dracius]

...What?

Try picking something that everybody knows.
Never even heard of Murphy's Law.

[GigaTomboy]

Murphy's law.---> Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

[Medusa]

i reference anyone who ever trained any life skill or enchant or repaired something precious.

basically anyone who has ever done anything involving a mabi percentage.