I'M PREGNANT

[Hanna]

But I'm not sure which one of these are the father
what do you think
*insert waiting music here*

Phigga
Pride
otto
and Lyre

[Arsik]

It's Cartman's Mom.

[Oizen]

Shoulda used condoms.

[Tatsu]

Hey, what the hell, Mom?

[Hanna]

DAMN IT.
AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR ARSIK AND HIS MEDDLING NYAN CAT




Hey, what the hell, Mom?
*insert slow sad music here as I stare your way*
wait outside tatsu.. I'll explain this later

[Tatsu]

*insert slow sad music here as I stare your way*
wait outside tatsu.. I'll explain this later

No. The hell with this ****. I should be the only one that's allowed to impregnate you, damn it!

[Hanna]

WAIT- TATSU
I'M SORRY
*falls to floor crying*
I'M SO SORRY

[TLCBonaparte]

this is weirdly hot -_-

[Hanna]

wat.

[Compass]

Conor.
It has to be him.

[Chockeh]

TRYNA!?

[Hanna]

@kelvin
ANNDD NOW MY COVER IS BLOWN
THANKS A LOT *thumps the back of your head*
@kevin
NOOO

[Applejack]

What next are you gonna tell us. You now have HIVs too?

[Conor]

dont mattr who father is
u r a slot -.-

[Phunkie]

dont mattr who father is
u r a slot -.-

Which one?

The left, the middle or the right one?

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-2/777-slots.jpg

[Conor]

ur all slots haet all you

[Micho]

Ahaha this made my day.

It's obvious Mama impregnated you anyways.

[Trevor]

But I'm not sure which one of these are the father
what do you think
*insert waiting music here*

Phigga
Pride
otto
and Lyre

It's obviously Phigga. Being your next door neighbor and seeing that he's your Gardner. I saw you two go inside the house and go up to your room. Close the windows next time.

[Phunkie]

ur all slots haet all you

You just mad 'cause you keep on losing.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2010/11/21/slotmachine_2.jpg

[Tropa]

The Nyan is the Father.

[Conor]

You just mad 'cause you keep on losing.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2010/11/21/slotmachine_2.jpg

Either way, my hate shall never diminish....
H8 NAITON 4 LYFE!!!!!!!! -____________-

[Exullien]

Could be Nyan Man.

[Mama]

Ahaha this made my day.

It's obvious Mama impregnated you anyways.

oh shi-

The meaning behind me having no gender icon, revealed!
/not really

[Ithiliel]

Hanna....I thought we had something special! And you're sleeping around!?! *cries*

[Phunkie]

Either way, my hate shall never diminish....
H8 NAITON 4 LYFE!!!!!!!! -____________-

Insert $1.00 to play again.

http://www.filetransit.com/images/screen/1021b32adebc585246d3aa6cc41e9a75_Bingo_Bonus_Slots .gif

[Conor]

Insert $1.00 to play again.

http://www.filetransit.com/images/screen/1021b32adebc585246d3aa6cc41e9a75_Bingo_Bonus_Slots .gif

Fne but this is the last dollar i sware

[Nintega]

You fool, who cares who the father is. Any baby made from the goo from ANYONE on this site will become an abomination. Traditional abortion methods won't be enough, WHERE'S MY GOAT BLOOD, WE NEED TO MAKE A FETAL SACRIFICE REAL QUICK!

[Eirys]

Was it me?

[Hanna]

Hanna....I thought we had something special! And you're sleeping around!?! *cries*

i'm sorry baby

@christian
i think so

[Eirys]

oh shi-

I ain't paying no child-support woman.

[Skye]

oh shi-

I ain't paying no child-support woman.

I'll step up and be a man for Pride, Hanna. I'll pay his child support. BI

[Eirys]

I'll step up and be a man for Pride, Hanna. I'll pay his child support. BI

I'm more of a man than you ever will be skye.

[Skye]

I'm more of a man than you ever will be skye.

Then pay your child support, Bucko.

[Eirys]

Then pay your child support, Bucko.

What do I look like? A square?

[Skye]

What do I look like? A square?

Actually, you look like this to me.
http://puu.sh/2nsU
Without the sign.

[Eirys]

This is what I really look like:

http://gyazo.com/362c98af55257686c1d0b25571cb338d.png


Please take note that I am not a square.

[Skye]

This is what I really look like:

http://gyazo.com/362c98af55257686c1d0b25571cb338d.png


Please take note that I am not a square.

YOU'RE A CIRCLE!!!!! :O

[Eirys]

YOU'RE A CIRCLE!!!!! :O

Yeah. Told you so.

[Skye]

Yeah. Told you so.

I will never look at you the same way.

[Eirys]

I will never look at you the same way.

You're just mad, cause you're a square.

[Skye]

You're just mad, cause you're a square.

XP

[Eirys]

XP

Wait to end the convo. I'm outta here. Too many squares, all in one place.

http://gyazo.com/b0b9b291c9a0b236fe19c07cc383df5b.png

I'm so pro at Paint.

[Skye]

Das gawgeous.

[Eirys]

Das gawgeous.

Rihanna is gorgeous.

[Hanna]

oh shi-

I ain't paying no child-support woman.


I'll step up and be a man for Pride, Hanna. I'll pay his child support. BI


I'm more of a man than you ever will be skye.


Then pay your child support, Bucko.


Actually, you look like this to me.
http://puu.sh/2nsU
Without the sign.


YOU'RE A CIRCLE!!!!! :O


Yeah. Told you so.


I will never look at you the same way.


You're just mad, cause you're a square.


XP


Wait to end the convo. I'm outta here. Too many squares, all in one place.

http://gyazo.com/b0b9b291c9a0b236fe19c07cc383df5b.png

I'm so pro at Paint.


Das gawgeous.

wat.

Rihanna is gorgeous.
d'awhhh deheee ^_^

[Skye]

^ Wow. That's a lot of quoting right there.


Rihanna is gorgeous.

Wull duh.
She da most gawgeous one of all.

[Eirys]

You do not understand Rihanna?

It's simple.

Circles>Squares.

[Hanna]

^ Wow. That's a lot of quoting right there.



Wull duh.
She da most gawgeous one of all.

multiquote option ftw

^ilikeboth

[Ithiliel]

Dear Hanna:

I'm divorcing you. How dare you ignore my multiple texts to you AND get pregnant.

[Skye]

Dear Hanna:

I'm divorcing you. How dare you ignore my multiple texts to you AND get pregnant.

Ooooohhh, Hanna's in troubuuuuuuuule.

[Joker]

The Nyan is the Father.

Nope its the poptart... >:)

[Doot Doot]

So whats gonna happen to the baby?

[Joker]

So whats gonna happen to the baby?

Nope its the poptart... >:)

Well... If the poptart is the father.... eat It :)

[Nintega]

So whats gonna happen to the baby?

If I can find some more goat's blood and snake eye powder then we're having a fetal sacrifice pawrtey. (there'll be punch and chicken wings too for all you squeamish wussies)

[Tropa]

You do not understand Rihanna?

It's simple.

Circles>Squares.

What about triangels? :c

[Campylobacter jejuni]

Was it me?

http://johnkoessler.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/judaskiss.jpg

[Taycat]

clearly it is i who is the father.

[Tropa]

clearly it is i who is the father.

Whos "I"?

[otto]

You do not understand Rihanna?

It's simple.

Circles>Squares.

... ive got 2 circles in my name... IM BETCHIN' >BD

[Jarvan IV]

god pulled a jesus

[Eirys]

Dear Hanna:

I'm divorcing you. How dare you ignore my multiple texts to you AND get pregnant.

You don't text me. :(

Infact, you texted me something, I replied, and you did not. D:

[Eirys]

What about triangels? :c

Too mainstream, you hipster.

[Tropa]

Too mainstream, you hipster.

Baw.. ok lets go rectangel :c

[Eirys]

Baw.. ok lets go rectangel :c

Wanna be square. It's like, worse than a triangle.

[Kingofrunes]

I have unlimited text

*cough* Conor *cough* Pride *cough*

You guys should text me too D:

[TLCBonaparte]

SHAPE! Of Triangle! FORM of Chocolate bar!

[Tropa]

I have unlimited text

*cough* Conor *cough* Pride *cough*

You guys should text me too D:

No, you're way to Green for us.

[Kingofrunes]

No, you're way to Green for us.

I didn't ask you, now did I? *slaps*

Besdies, I don't want you anyways. I want Pride and Conor >.>

[Tropa]

I didn't ask you, now did I? *slaps*

Besdies, I don't want you anyways. I want Pride and Conor >.>

Well *Sniff* yyou dont have to be so mean about it.. ;~;*Runs away crying*

[Kingofrunes]

Well *Sniff* yyou dont have to be so mean about it.. ;~;*Runs away crying*

I thought I was way too green for you?

Make up your dang mind >.>

[Tropa]

I thought I was way too green for you?

Make up your dang mind >.>

Eaither you or Luigi

[Kingofrunes]

How about...

Weegee!

http://archer.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/weegee_spray.jpg

[Tropa]

How about...

Weegee!

http://archer.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/weegee_spray.jpg

/Dies

[Science]

cheating on me icic