random facts and jokes plz :D?

[Q]

Learning is fun at times :D so lets try to spread around some knowledge cuz im bored of just procrasinating and staring at the computer screen. Post random facts or jokes you know. try to keep at pg 13 :evil: or not o-o

[Cannibal]

The elephant is the only animal with four knees. 8D

[Time]

what about a horse??

[Cannibal]

THE ELEPHANT IS THE ONLY ANIMAL WITH FOUR KNEES.



>:|

[Time]

but...but...what about ponies?

[Cannibal]

THEEEEEE ELEPHHAAAAAAANT

IS THE ONNNNLEEEEEEH

ANIMALWITHFOURKNEES.

[Time]

random fact: its easy to make Saani angry by questioning facts. lol

[Q]

i seee xD

wut about hippos o-o

[Time]

or bears....

[Shironi]

Hippos have big mouths. o.o

[Science]

0.3% of car crashes in Canada involve a moose. <----REAL FACT RIGHT THURRRR

[emomutt]

Snapple. 'nuff said.

[woohoohelloppl]

If you say zebra slowly, it sounds like gullible.

[Tomates]

Over spring break i found out why the chicken crossed the road...they really do just want to get to the other side.

I even have proof.

[Moppy]

Knowledge is power!

[Science]

Knowledge is power!

WHICH IS WHY SHAMWOW IS POWERLESS! AND MOPPEH=IMMORTAL!

-kissup-

[Tomates]

My dad got my mom a shamwow for Christmas! it really does work...

[Science]

I've honestly never seen a Shamwow irl though D: Makes me think they=FAKE, YO!

[Cannibal]

Those things DO NOT WORK. >:|

Also, Coca-Cola was originally green.

[Moppy]

WHICH IS WHY SHAMWOW IS POWERLESS! AND MOPPEH=IMMORTAL!

-kissup-

Someone will get immunity if they keep the compliments up.

:D

[Science]

Mops give us oxygen due to them being made of trees! PRAISE TEH MOPS!

[woohoohelloppl]

Those things DO NOT WORK. >:|

Also, Coca-Cola was originally green.

It also used to contain coke(the drug.)


Mops are a waste of trees. No one even uses them anymore! Swiffer FTW! OR...just use a Sham-wow!

[Moppy]

Mops give us oxygen due to them being made of trees! PRAISE TEH MOPS!

:D I'm a hero.

[Cannibal]

...Liar.


It's illegal to drive barefoot.

[Science]

...Liar.


It's illegal to drive barefoot.

*IN CERTAIN PLACES!*

[Q]

if everyone in china jumped into the ocean at the same time form a 6 foot wall, they can create a wave big enough to wipe out usa o-o

[Cannibal]

ILLEGALITY.

[Science]

ILLEGALITY.

I already knew you were illegal!



jkily<3

[woohoohelloppl]

If you look up 'weenie' in Urban Dictionary, George Bush pops up as one of the definitions.

[Science]

If you look up 'weenie' in Urban Dictionary, George Bush pops up as one of the definitions.

This is why I love the internet...

Fact:Boredom is contagious.

[Shironi]

Fact: You are more likiely to be involved in an accident drink walking than drink driving.

It's true.

[Okami]

...Liar.


It's illegal to drive barefoot.

I break the law alot then. :D

[Phunkie]

"The female praying mantis RIPS OFF THE MALE'S HEAD during sex!" ~ OMGFacts on Twitter

It's called sexual cannibalism. Kinky, right? @_@

[Rayksel]

It's not possible to lick your elbow.
I know.
I've tried. /:

Also, there are rehabilitation centres for WoW.
And I'm pretty sure penguins can't fly...can they?

[Liraiyu]

Fact: Pink dolphins exist.

Fun fact: Okami is a nub :3


It's not possible to lick your elbow.
I know.
I've tried. /:

That's where you are wrong.
The trick is to catch your elbow by suprise, so it doesn't have time to run away.

[Shironi]

Fact: Everyone's sig on this page is either orange or red.

[Chocobo]

Remember, 3 arrows are stronger than 1!

[Shironi]

Remember, 3 arrows are stronger than 1!

Unless that one arrow is a magnum shot.

[Time]

Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."

And Mopping has been around for 3000 years with the Egyptians being the first to mop. YEAH MOPS!!!!

[Valencia]

"If you spell 'definitely' with an A, you are definitely an A-hole."

[Drago]

If you divide by 0 the world explodes go ahead try it :evil:

[Axx]

Reee--post.

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd101/Axxendal/caringissharing.png

[Mrlucky77]

Did you know that there is a really annoying and a-holish perosn in my class. Literally everyone in my homeroom hates him.

[emomutt]

:D I'm an hero.

Fixed

[abc33kr]

or bears....

or what about pedobears?
xD

[Rayksel]

That's where you are wrong.
The trick is to catch your elbow by suprise, so it doesn't have time to run away.

My elbow has legs? D:

[Kazuni]

My elbow has legs? D:

No, but your elbow does have a weenis.