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Phunkie
07-05-2011, 02:52 PM
Sometimes I don't shower and I smell, but I like the stench.

It's not a good smell, but it smells good. I dunno. Of course, I shower eventually.

:what:



What's a secret about you?

Conor
07-05-2011, 02:54 PM
i always question whether or not people wash their belly buttons because i fear most people are too lazy to actually scrub the insides of them....
belly buttons smell, man...

Kueh
07-05-2011, 02:55 PM
Secretly, I'm a little bit naive.

Doot Doot
07-05-2011, 02:56 PM
i always question whether or not people wash their belly buttons because i fear most people are too lazy to actually scrub the insides of them....
belly buttons smell, man...
You smell peoples belly buttons? o-o

Phunkie
07-05-2011, 02:56 PM
You smell peoples belly buttons? o-o

LOL

Jarvan IV
07-05-2011, 02:57 PM
i liek mudkips

Conor
07-05-2011, 02:57 PM
You smell peoples belly buttons? o-o

No... But... I dunno.

Nakishu
07-05-2011, 03:07 PM
Kyle is not my real name.

Nintega
07-05-2011, 03:07 PM
I almost failed 6th and 7th grade.

Campylobacter jejuni
07-05-2011, 03:08 PM
I don't think I have any non-Rua's House secrets. None I am aware of anyway.

Eirys
07-05-2011, 03:14 PM
Sometimes I don't shower and I smell, but I like the stench.

It's not a good smell, but it smells good. I dunno. Of course, I shower eventually.

:what:



What's a secret about you?

Same... here o -o

Mama
07-05-2011, 03:17 PM
Same... here o -o

Not surprisng. (http://www.buzzle.com/articles/sweat-is-sexy.html)

Spike
07-05-2011, 03:17 PM
I'm the one responsible for our old pet getting lost, however no one knows.

Phunkie
07-05-2011, 03:28 PM
I'm the one responsible for our old pet getting lost, however no one knows.

Oh, that's really sad. How did it happen?

Spike
07-05-2011, 03:30 PM
Oh, that's really sad. How did it happen?my bird was sitting above the kitchen furnace and i scared it so it flew out of the door inside the open and we never saw it again. i just told my mom he simply flew away. i was really young back then.

Phunkie
07-05-2011, 03:32 PM
my bird was sitting above the kitchen furnace and i scared it so it flew out of the door inside the open and we never saw it again. i just told my mom he simply flew away. i was really young back then.

Oh, haha. I thought it was like a dog or something.

Glad you didn't get caught!

Kueh
07-05-2011, 03:44 PM
She'll find out if she joins nation and reads this thread.

I'd like to hear one of her secrets.

Iyasenu
07-05-2011, 03:47 PM
When no one's home/awake...
I like to dance to stuff like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpoR_xlslLI

:I
Hell.
Yes.

Joker
07-05-2011, 04:13 PM
When no one's home/awake...
I like to dance to stuff like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpoR_xlslLI

:I
Hell.
Yes.

...... that.. the video.... the... girl..... I think i found an angel... and a new favorite song lol

also.. DANCE ISAYENU DANCE.... EVERYBODY DANCE!....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-39RGe0Tqcg

Iyasenu
07-05-2011, 04:24 PM
...... that.. the video.... the... girl..... I think i found an angel... and a new favorite song lol

also.. DANCE ISAYENU DANCE.... EVERYBODY DANCE!....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-39RGe0Tqcg

Someone sure is feeling fat and sassy. :P
Oh man that video was funny.

Thorne
07-05-2011, 04:41 PM
I haven't done any schooling in....4 years or so. Yet I'm caught up with everything except Math.

The things you learn on ones own, eh? But I still feel stupid.

I really needed this time though, it really helped me mature in many ways. And I helped Mom with her illnesses and emotional problems and such, so...in a way its worth it. Going to get my GED soon though.

Claudia
07-05-2011, 04:58 PM
Not really a secret per se, but a weird thing about me!

So, when I eat Hershey's chocolate bars or Honey & Oats Nature's Valley granola bars, this large red line appears on my left cheek, and basically the whole left side of my face turns red. It goes away almost as soon as i'm done eating, but it freaks people out a little. One time it happened was in my sixth grade science class, when my friend yelled out that I looked like a tomato while I was eating some chocolate the teacher gave us. She [the teacher] got pretty angry at me because she specifically asked if anybody was allergic to chocolate, because she thought I was having an allergic reaction.

I was just reminded of this because I just ate a Hershey's bar and was sittin' in my car, so I was looking in the mirror and was like "odam".

Phunkie
07-05-2011, 04:59 PM
Not really a secret per se, but a weird thing about me!

So, when I eat Hershey's chocolate bars or Honey & Oats Nature's Valley granola bars, this large red line appears on my left cheek, and basically the whole left side of my face turns red. It goes away almost as soon as i'm done eating, but it freaks people out a little. One time it happened was in my sixth grade science class, when my friend yelled out that I looked like a tomato while I was eating some chocolate the teacher gave us. She [the teacher] got pretty angry at me because she specifically asked if anybody was allergic to chocolate, because she thought I was having an allergic reaction.

I was just reminded of this because I just ate a Hershey's bar and was sittin' in my car, so I was looking in the mirror and was like "odam".

That's kinda hot.

GALO SENGEN
07-05-2011, 05:04 PM
I type in white.

Kueh
07-05-2011, 05:23 PM
The insides of my cheeks have mysterious scar tissue lines parallel to my jaw that I don't know where they came from. (Think ysosrs joker lines except only on the inside.

They're cool to push on with my tongue cause they're less elastic than the rest of my cheeks.

Doot Doot
07-05-2011, 05:26 PM
The insides of my cheeks have mysterious scar tissue lines parallel to my jaw that I don't know where they came from. (Think ysosrs joker lines except only on the inside.

They're cool to push on with my tongue cause they're less elastic than the rest of my cheeks.
I have those also. :O

Mama
07-05-2011, 05:34 PM
Not really a secret per se, but a weird thing about me!

So, when I eat Hershey's chocolate bars or Honey & Oats Nature's Valley granola bars, this large red line appears on my left cheek, and basically the whole left side of my face turns red. It goes away almost as soon as i'm done eating, but it freaks people out a little. One time it happened was in my sixth grade science class, when my friend yelled out that I looked like a tomato while I was eating some chocolate the teacher gave us. She [the teacher] got pretty angry at me because she specifically asked if anybody was allergic to chocolate, because she thought I was having an allergic reaction.

I was just reminded of this because I just ate a Hershey's bar and was sittin' in my car, so I was looking in the mirror and was like "odam".

o-o;
have you ever compared ingredients list to see what the two have in common?

Ketchup
07-05-2011, 05:41 PM
I'm the kind that doesn't show and appreciation or my emotions but I really do inside I guess this why a have some problems getting with girls lol.

Shizuo
07-05-2011, 05:46 PM
I may seem happy and cheerful all the time, but I also have a bit of an evil, mischievous side.

Ithiliel
07-05-2011, 05:49 PM
I was almost put into a mental hospital last summer.

Applejack
07-05-2011, 05:56 PM
I was almost put into a mental hospital last summer.
I've been told I belong there. I think thats pretty funny. How did this happen though?
ohand, I'm 10. Oh wait you guys knew that? I got nothing else.

Kueh
07-05-2011, 06:01 PM
I have those also. :O

Dude, let's rub our inner cheek scars together!

Claudia
07-05-2011, 06:06 PM
o-o;
have you ever compared ingredients list to see what the two have in common?

No, but i've thought about it! :>
I don't actually eat Hershey's bars that often...I usually go with Milky Ways or something.

/wants to look now

Doot Doot
07-05-2011, 06:09 PM
Dude, let's rub our inner cheek scars together!
Fawk yes!

Ithiliel
07-05-2011, 06:13 PM
I've been told I belong there. I think thats pretty funny. How did this happen though?
ohand, I'm 10. Oh wait you guys knew that? I got nothing else.

Hey, Hey. This is ONE secret about ourselves =P You got my secret already.

Mama
07-05-2011, 06:13 PM
No, but i've thought about it! :>
I don't actually eat Hershey's bars that often...I usually go with Milky Ways or something.

/wants to look now
I actually looked online due to curiosity, and the only similarities (that weren't basic ingredients) I found was Soy Lecithin.
there's a lot of fillers and emulsifiers in hershey chocolates..



Whole Grain Rolled Oats, Sugar, Canola Oil, Crisp Rice With Soy Protein (Rice Flour, Soy Protein Concentrate, Sugar, Malt, Salt), Honey, Brown Sugar Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Salt, Soy Lecithin, Baking Soda, Natural Flavor, Peanut Flour, Almond Flour, Hazelnut Flour, Walnut Flour, Pecan Flour.


SUGAR, CHOCOLATE, COCOA BUTTER, COCOA PROCESSED WITH ALKALI, MILK FAT, LACTOSE, SOY LECITHIN, PGPR, VANILLIN, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, AND MILK

Cucurbita
07-05-2011, 06:17 PM
Not surprisng. (http://www.buzzle.com/articles/sweat-is-sexy.html)


Like all good things, however, there is a catch. It doesn’t work with women who are taking the contraceptive pill. It is thought the hormones in the Pill stop women from responding as strongly to natural signals of attraction.

You know, I think I'll take my chances with not smelling at all.

Applejack
07-05-2011, 06:22 PM
Hey, Hey. This is ONE secret about ourselves =P You got my secret already.

DAAAAANGITTTTTT. maybenextthread.

Natural Harmonia Gropius
07-05-2011, 06:24 PM
my secret? i despise the human race, myself included. you all disgust me.

<3 you all :D

Cucurbita
07-05-2011, 06:26 PM
my secret? i despise the human race, myself included. you all disgust me.

<3 you all :D

Hating mankind is so mainstream now.

I think I'll love it instead.

http://www.eatthedamncake.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nerd_glasses.jpg

Mama
07-05-2011, 06:29 PM
my secret? i despise the human race, myself included. you all disgust me.

<3 you all :D

I love you too bby.

Cucurbita
07-05-2011, 06:46 PM
My secret:

I plan to crossdress and see if I can successfully trap next year at the con. I'm going to try a low level crossplay since I'm not too confident. Had to chose a character that doesn't show off her legs because my calf muscles are packed from taekwondo.

http://kana.hanyuu.net/sample/66de08339ced4cd62075bad49f2a4b9a/Konachan.com%20-%2094151%20sample.jpg

Eirys
07-05-2011, 06:48 PM
My secret:

I plan to crossdress and see if I can successfully trap next year at the con. I'm going to try a low level crossplay since I'm not too confident. Had to chose a character that doesn't show off her legs because my calf muscles are packed from taekwondo.

http://kana.hanyuu.net/sample/66de08339ced4cd62075bad49f2a4b9a/Konachan.com%20-%2094151%20sample.jpg

It's broken.

I'd fall for your trap any day Cucu.

Skye
07-05-2011, 06:54 PM
It's broken.

I'd fall for your trap any day Cucu.

Right click > open in new tab.

Eirys
07-05-2011, 06:55 PM
http://gyazo.com/e641467cc48e42369829fcceda5cb194.png

Ta-da!

Also, Chun-li would be the way to go.

Cucurbita
07-05-2011, 06:58 PM
http://gyazo.com/e641467cc48e42369829fcceda5cb194.png

Ta-da!

Also, Chun-li would be the way to go.

Oh gawd. I'm not that far yet. Though I could probably gear into shape and pull it off.

But then she wears really tight clothes and I'm not skinny enough.

Eirys
07-05-2011, 06:59 PM
Oh gawd. I'm not that far yet. Though I could probably gear into shape and pull it off.

But then she wears really tight clothes and I'm not skinny enough.

I don't know how you look like, so always pictured you as tall skinny asian xD

Cucurbita
07-05-2011, 07:01 PM
I don't know how you look like, so always pictured you as tall skinny asian xD

5'6", 165 lb

Not skinny.

Eirys
07-05-2011, 07:02 PM
5'6", 165 lb

Not skinny.

You have a picture in Member's photos?

I'm 5'5-5'6ish as well. 140ish pounds, but, unlike you, mostly fat I think.

Ithiliel
07-05-2011, 07:07 PM
You have a picture in Member's photos?

I'm 5'5-5'6ish as well. 140ish pounds, but, unlike you, mostly fat I think.

*smacks*You're not fat.

Eirys
07-05-2011, 07:09 PM
*smacks*You're not fat.

I just said most of my body weight is fat. Well not most, but compared to him which is probably mostly muscle since he actually DOES THINGS.

Ithiliel
07-05-2011, 07:10 PM
I just said most of my body weight is fat. Well not most, but compared to him which is probably mostly muscle since he actually DOES THINGS.

*smirks*You do things too that require physical activity.

Eirys
07-05-2011, 07:11 PM
*smirks*You do things too that require physical activity.

LOL

Not enough to be honest.

Ithiliel
07-05-2011, 07:12 PM
LOL

Not enough to be honest.

*sigh*Same here....

Phunkie
07-05-2011, 07:23 PM
GOTTA PUMP SOME IRON GUYS

LET'S GO.

I'LL HELP YOU LIFT YOUR LEGS.

GOGO. CRUNCH TIME.

ONE

TWO

THREE!!

Sedia
07-05-2011, 07:26 PM
I know this may sound creepy but I think Wheatley is sexy. And not because he's a nanobot!!!!....It's because his VA is Stephen Merchant...

ASDF THAT FELT WEIRD!

Cucurbita
07-05-2011, 07:32 PM
I know this may sound creepy but I think Wheatley is sexy. And not because he's a nanobot!!!!....It's because his VA is Stephen Merchant...

ASDF THAT FELT WEIRD!

Don't worry. We all like Wheatly one way or another.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt4_A6zj9d8

Lan
07-05-2011, 07:32 PM
I know nothing, at all. I do not know what I want, how I feel or anything really. I do not understand myself nor can I understand people. I am an ignorant fool.

Eirys
07-05-2011, 07:34 PM
*Heavy breathing* So much space... need to see it all.

Phunkie
07-05-2011, 07:35 PM
*Heavy breathing* So much space... need to see it all.

wat

Cucurbita
07-05-2011, 07:37 PM
wat


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcs4klrjlwE&NR=1

Sedia
07-05-2011, 07:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcs4klrjlwE&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ivYd2NDRvc

Eirys
07-05-2011, 07:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcs4klrjlwE&NR=1

"Dad, I'm in space!"

"I'm proud of you son."

"Dad are you in space?"

"Yes. We are a family again."

Kueh
07-05-2011, 07:47 PM
I don't think Kitae could pull off Chunli. You need massive thighs to do Chunli.

Thighs that would put elephants to shame.

Cucurbita
07-05-2011, 07:55 PM
I don't think Kitae could pull off Chunli. You need massive thighs to do Chunli.

Thighs that would put elephants to shame.

Olympic speed skaters usually have the thighs to pull it off.

http://www.skatelog.com/photos/skaters/kip-carpenter/lars-hagen-photo-500x369.jpg

Honestly though, I actually have a lot of leg muscles. Most people are surprised when they see me wearing shorts, which is actually a very rare occasion though.

When you go through the motions of many kicking exercises every other day for an hour, your legs do get firm.

Kueh
07-05-2011, 08:05 PM
I don't doubt you have strong legs. I know firsthand how firm and supple they are Mmmmhmhmhm~

I have serious doubts that you have fat wide thighs

Eirys
07-05-2011, 08:06 PM
I want to see a picture of cucu :U

after seeing his cute sister.

Cucurbita
07-05-2011, 08:15 PM
I want to see a picture of cucu :U

after seeing his cute sister.

I don't have a picture of me :<

And I don't have a camera. And I don't want to use my phone.

I'll dig around in a little bit.

Kueh
07-05-2011, 08:23 PM
inb4 this is kitae's pic

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R5uhlefVFmQ/SyeaF8PK3vI/AAAAAAAAEK8/1PMfTOxDuYA/s800/peterpak.jpg

Science
07-05-2011, 08:23 PM
I still pretty much don't know how to successfully blow my nose :(

Mama
07-05-2011, 08:31 PM
I still pretty much don't know how to successfully blow my nose :(

protip: do it in the sink with running water

Cucurbita
07-05-2011, 08:41 PM
inb4 this is kitae's pic

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R5uhlefVFmQ/SyeaF8PK3vI/AAAAAAAAEK8/1PMfTOxDuYA/s800/peterpak.jpg

I said I have some fat. And I don't lift weights, my only real exercise is to do some kicking drills and get little bits of cardio.
I'm no where near fit. I just have leg muscles.

Eirys
07-05-2011, 08:44 PM
I said I have some fat. And I don't lift weights, my only real exercise is to do some kicking drills and get little bits of cardio.
I'm no where near fit. I just have leg muscles.

Man, I wish I at least did that.

I legit, cannot run two blocks without being tired.

Cynic
07-05-2011, 09:19 PM
I secretly wish I could have 2 bodies so I could have one female self and use her for whoring/money gathering purposes.

._.; I'm blessed with a hot female bod that I don't want.

Mama
07-05-2011, 09:20 PM
I secretly wish I could have 2 bodies so I could have one female self and use her for whoring/money gathering purposes.

._.; I'm blessed with a hot female bod that I don't want.

be your own pimp!
keep dat pimphand strong bro

Claudia
07-05-2011, 09:23 PM
I can't whistle at all to save my life. CANNOT. DO. IT.
I also can't blow a bubble [out of bubble gum], I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS SO BAD. Usually when I try I just end up rocket-launching the gum out of my mouth and onto the floor...

Meiji
07-05-2011, 09:40 PM
I've only ever got a zero in my life on a test, only once.

It was on a religion test, and I truly tried to give correct answers I just... couldn't.
I also cheated from a friend, but somehow still got a zero.

Kueh
07-05-2011, 09:53 PM
I said I have some fat. And I don't lift weights, my only real exercise is to do some kicking drills and get little bits of cardio.
I'm no where near fit. I just have leg muscles.

Revised, for correctness.

http://puu.sh/36ug

Cucurbita
07-05-2011, 09:56 PM
Revised, for correctness.

http://puu.sh/36ug

OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU GET MY PICTURE

Cynic
07-05-2011, 09:57 PM
be your own pimp!
keep dat pimphand strong bro

QQ I wish.
I'd need a wig. Plus, pretending to be two people is tedious.
D:

Aliyah
07-06-2011, 01:47 AM
I still do the lame way of tying my shoes where I just tie a knot with loops :x

Cynic
07-06-2011, 01:50 AM
I still do the lame way of tying my shoes where I just tie a knot with loops :x

The bunny ears method? If so, I do that too.

Aliyah
07-06-2011, 01:55 AM
The bunny ears method? If so, I do that too.
Probably xD. I just cant seem to make the other way work >:

Edit: Also whats Rua's house? .-.

Cynic
07-06-2011, 01:56 AM
It's the "mature forum" section. Basically for things that cannot be discussed here and may or may not be inappropriate for children, hence why you need permission to enter it.

Aliyah
07-06-2011, 02:01 AM
ok ^^

Medusa
07-06-2011, 02:30 AM
the smell of spaghetti makes me physically ill.

TA
07-06-2011, 03:29 AM
I, I.... *blushes*

[...don't confess secrets about myself.]

:zzz:

edit:


the smell of spaghetti makes me physically ill.

That made me want to eat spaghetti.

Ithiliel
07-06-2011, 03:31 AM
I, I.... *blushes*

[...don't confess secrets about myself.]

:zzz:

edit:



That made me want to eat spaghetti.

*gasps*That's your secret!? I would have never known Tasha...this has truly made me change my opinion on you.

But not really since I already knew it~*winks*

Campylobacter jejuni
07-06-2011, 06:04 AM
It's the "mature forum" section. Basically for things that cannot be discussed here and may or may not be inappropriate for children, hence why you need permission to enter it.
Good joke.

Xemnas
07-06-2011, 06:10 AM
I can't believe I'm going to tell you guys this but......

Ihateallofyou

:what:

Iyasenu
07-06-2011, 09:29 AM
I can't believe I'm going to tell you guys this but......

Ihateallofyou

:what:

:(

♪★ Scandalous ☆ ♫
07-06-2011, 09:54 AM
I am wearing someone else's boxers right now.

Phunkie
07-06-2011, 10:58 AM
I am wearing someone else's boxers right now.

SCANDALOUS

Saffielia
07-06-2011, 12:18 PM
The Loli can cause people to stop what they're doing and focus entirely on her eyes by grasping their shoulders and glaring at them.

Cucurbita
07-06-2011, 12:35 PM
The Loli can cause people to stop what they're doing and focus entirely on her eyes by grasping their shoulders and glaring at them.

I don't know if thats plain obvious for anyone or vaguely hot.

Saffielia
07-06-2011, 12:37 PM
The Loli has killed somebody.

Cucurbita
07-06-2011, 12:50 PM
The Loli has killed somebody.

Still vaguely yandere hot.

Oizen
07-06-2011, 12:56 PM
I have a boob.

Saffielia
07-06-2011, 12:56 PM
Still vaguely yandere hot.

With her nails and a pen.

When she was only 7.

starpaw7
07-06-2011, 12:59 PM
I do not have any idea what the human male reproductive system looks like - from inside or out.
I do read/watch BL, but not graphic enough to show it.

:oops:

Cucurbita
07-06-2011, 01:06 PM
I do not have any idea what the human male reproductive system looks like - from inside or out.
I do read/watch BL, but not graphic enough to show it.

:oops:

Google penis.
Done.

Or better yet http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis

Saffielia
07-06-2011, 01:13 PM
I do not have any idea what the human male reproductive system looks like - from inside or out.
I do read/watch BL, but not graphic enough to show it.

:oops:

The Loli is greatly surprised.

The Loli is infected with This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ehlers-Danlos_syndrome) disease and can turn herself into a circle by laying down and covering her eyes with her feet.

Arsik
07-06-2011, 01:20 PM
Well, I only really have two secrets, and I'm not sure if I want to share either of them. One is just dark and will ruin everyone's good and jovial mood in this thread, and the other one is one that I'd prefer to take to the grave with me. Hmm, decisions, decisions.

starpaw7
07-06-2011, 01:24 PM
Google penis.
Done.

Or better yet http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis


The Loli is greatly surprised.


I probably won't click that until years from now.

What unknown lands will I discover once I cross that wicked boundary?


In other words: :no!:

Cucurbita
07-06-2011, 01:30 PM
Just don't expect anything too grand and be disappointed.
Its a tube used for aiming urine and a stick used to penetrate holes.

Ketchup
07-06-2011, 01:32 PM
Not much of a secret but I love bitter foods and hate sweets

starpaw7
07-06-2011, 01:45 PM
Just don't expect anything too grand and be disappointed.
Its a tube used for aiming urine and a stick used to penetrate holes.

That explains my observation; many of the idiots at school seem to call anything that is longer than it is wide that organ.

*prevents Rua's House territory*

= = =

A certain "incident" happened at a Red Lobster when I was 2~3.

I was in one of those tall baby chairs they offer at restaurant - the waitress came over to our table.

By the words of what my mother says - my baby form reached over and "groped" the waitress in front of everyone, and said "Swuish Sqwuish!"

This was during my older sister's birthday party, too.

To this day I do not believe it - still skeptical even when my big sister admits it happened http://www.laymark.com/i/o/57.gif

Hanna
07-06-2011, 01:51 PM
Doctors thought I was Autistic until age 7

Hitaki
07-06-2011, 01:59 PM
It wouldn't be fun to blatantly confess it to you guys in a way that you all could understand, so I'll just leave a hint towards what it might be. For that matter, let's just say that everything I say on the internet is in truth, a lie.

Lan
07-06-2011, 02:15 PM
It wouldn't be fun to blatantly confess it to you guys in a way that you all could understand, so I'll just leave a hint towards what it might be. For that matter, let's just say that everything I say on the internet is in truth, a lie.

What you just said was a lie.

TA
07-06-2011, 02:34 PM
I probably won't click that until years from now.

What unknown lands will I discover once I cross that wicked boundary?


In other words: :no!:

Don't click it. The ones there look really deformed and gross.

Saffielia
07-06-2011, 02:38 PM
Don't click it. The ones there look really deformed and gross.

It really does.

The Loli has a stash of cut glass on her desk.

Hitaki
07-06-2011, 02:45 PM
What you just said was a lie.

Ain't I just clever :D

Saffielia
07-06-2011, 02:52 PM
Ain't I just clever :D

That was a lie.

starpaw7
07-06-2011, 03:07 PM
That was a lie.

Hurr hurr.


And thinking of something else I might have as a "secret" :what:

Saffielia
07-06-2011, 03:09 PM
Hurr hurr.


And thinking of something else I might have as a "secret" :what:

Do share. -Stares with one eye because the other is swollen-

starpaw7
07-06-2011, 03:31 PM
Do share. -Stares with one eye because the other is swollen-

I am trying to think of one :what:

= = =

In the beginning of going into classes past preschool, I suffered from constant allergies http://www.laymark.com/i/o/72.gif


After a time I realized my dilemma with tissues, so I resolved to consume my own mucus

Eirys
07-06-2011, 04:06 PM
That was a disgusting penis.

Hitaki
07-06-2011, 04:55 PM
That was a disgusting penis.

So I heard you were a penis connoisseur. brosforever

TA
07-06-2011, 05:11 PM
They were definitely deformed and gross looking.

For real.

A comparison would be like a wiki entry for "a dog" that shows this:

WARNING EXTREMELY GRAPHIC:
Click at your own risk. (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J-QJ4i5Yi-U/TL2fcPMjn7I/AAAAAAAAADg/SG7GiSZ1Ax8/s1600/SamUgliestDogLulu.jpg)

Lan
07-06-2011, 05:32 PM
They were definitely deformed and gross looking.

For real.

A comparison would be like a wiki entry for "a dog" that shows this:

WARNING EXTREMELY GRAPHIC:
Click at your own risk. (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J-QJ4i5Yi-U/TL2fcPMjn7I/AAAAAAAAADg/SG7GiSZ1Ax8/s1600/SamUgliestDogLulu.jpg)

What is that thing? A mutated rat?

TA
07-06-2011, 05:38 PM
What is that thing? A mutated rat?

That's actually a real dog. It's alive too.

Hanna
07-06-2011, 05:42 PM
That's actually a real dog. It's alive too.

ew o -o

Thorne
07-06-2011, 05:44 PM
I bite my toenails.

Hitaki
07-06-2011, 05:44 PM
Oh, I was expecting something worse. Already saw this dog's picture in a book. While it looks disgusting, it's not that grotesque or anything.

Okitaru
07-06-2011, 08:29 PM
I'm secretly a genius.
And one of my number one talents is deceit.
imaterribleperson.jpg

Ketchup
07-06-2011, 08:36 PM
I'm secretly a genius.
And one of my number one talents is deceit.
imaterribleperson.jpg
Your not alone

Lan
07-06-2011, 08:39 PM
Your not alone

I'm pretty sure a genius would know how to spell "you're".

Ketchup
07-06-2011, 08:42 PM
I'm pretty sure a genius would know how to spell "you're".

LOL I missed that

Ithiliel
07-06-2011, 08:46 PM
I don't know if thats plain obvious for anyone or vaguely hot.

It sounds vaguely hot to me.

Majikaru
07-06-2011, 09:07 PM
I like the Korean Dungeon&Fighter voices so much I subconsciously imitate them.
(While friendly punching a friend, I'll say HEIYAWWWW)

Time
07-06-2011, 09:28 PM
Like 2 years ago I was convinced I should have been a girl.. for the entire year...Didnt tell anyone though, just...Thought I was lol....I kinda acted in a different way I guess, than if I had though I was supposed to be a boy...I stopped thinking that though, and ever since girls (edit:people) have called me adorable...so...I dont know...I feel like it helped me in the long run somehow.

Eirys
07-06-2011, 09:31 PM
Like 2 years ago I was convinced I should have been a girl.. for the entire year...Didnt tell anyone though, just...Thought I was lol....I kinda acted in a different way I guess, than if I had though I was supposed to be a boy...I stopped thinking that though, and ever since girls have called me adorable...so...I dont know...I feel like it helped me in the long run somehow.

Girls aren't the only ones Timmmm.

Time
07-06-2011, 09:32 PM
Girls aren't the only ones Timmmm.

Okays well ever since people have started calling me adorable, and its really confusing, cause they never did before or during that phase....So I am confuseeed

Eirys
07-06-2011, 09:34 PM
Okays well ever since people have started calling me adorable, and its really confusing, cause they never did before or during that phase....So I am confuseeed

You're a man. A good man at that. Don't worry.

Time
07-06-2011, 09:36 PM
You're a man. A good man at that. Don't worry.

Thanks...Also...Another secret...I blush...badly...easily...

Eirys
07-06-2011, 09:36 PM
Thanks...Also...Another secret...I blush...badly...easily...

:blood:

Ithiliel
07-06-2011, 09:38 PM
Time is just overly adorable and full of fluffy cuteness. Makes me want to molest him.

Hitaki
07-06-2011, 09:43 PM
Time is just overly adorable and full of fluffy cuteness. Makes me want to molest him.

I'm pretty sure that's the kind of thing that makes people stray away from the internet o3o; (rofl)

Ithiliel
07-06-2011, 09:47 PM
I'm pretty sure that's the kind of thing that makes people stray away from the internet o3o; (rofl)

*grins*Usually is but you know it's the price to pay for being adorable via the internet.

Mentosftw
07-06-2011, 09:48 PM
uhhh secret? I dunno...

I('d) like to hum.. almost constantly..

Every time I'm close to people or if I think they are within ear shot of me, I instantly quiet down.

Eirys
07-06-2011, 10:09 PM
Time is just overly adorable and full of fluffy cuteness. Makes me want to molest him.

Yah. Tim is just adorable.

Kueh
07-06-2011, 10:10 PM
Every time I'm close to people or if I think they are within ear shot of me, I instantly quiet down.

You never quiet down when I'm there listening...

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Michael-Myers-outside-window.jpg

TA
07-07-2011, 09:36 AM
Sometimes I wonder why the hell nobody's on MSN or replying to my calls or text, only to shortly thereafter realize that it's AM instead of PM.

Chiyuri
07-07-2011, 10:04 AM
I'm kind of like an open book so secrets about myself would be hard to find..

But I guess I do have a secret I could share.

I would like it if I could have a trap boyfriend.

But yea.. keep this a secret from my current boyfriend, you'll make him sad.

Spike
07-07-2011, 03:20 PM
I do not have any idea what the human male reproductive system looks like - from inside or out.
I do read/watch BL, but not graphic enough to show it.

:oops:wat. How old are you? Normally you get sex ed when you're 12 so you must be <12

Eirys
07-07-2011, 03:22 PM
I'm kind of like an open book so secrets about myself would be hard to find..

But I guess I do have a secret I could share.

I would like it if I could have a trap boyfriend.

But yea.. keep this a secret from my current boyfriend, you'll make him sad.

reminds me of Yukari.

Kingofrunes
07-07-2011, 04:32 PM
I guess I'm like Chiyuri and will blurt out personal things about me easily.

I suppose not many people know this though as I do a good job of hiding it behind a different front but technically I'm a bit self-centered and frankly could care less about the world >.>

But I put up a front to make it seem like I care and am willing to help but if it requires too much effort/work to help then I go **** it and go on my own way.

Tedio
07-07-2011, 04:46 PM
Considering I never say anything about myself:

I have 5 sisters and no brothers.

Conor
07-07-2011, 04:58 PM
i think that fish and chocolate have similar smells.
no one else that i've brought it up with agrees, though.

Or, more specifically, one certain chocolate frosting. Too lazy to look into it to see if there are any fish products in the frosting, though.

Ketchup
07-07-2011, 05:20 PM
I guess I'm like Chiyuri and will blurt out personal things about me easily.

I suppose not many people know this though as I do a good job of hiding it behind a different front but technically I'm a bit self-centered and frankly could care less about the world >.>

But I put up a front to make it seem like I care and am willing to help but if it requires too much effort/work to help then I go **** it and go on my own way.

I think everyone is at least a bit self centered

Kueh
07-07-2011, 06:37 PM
I can lick my elbows. Don't believe the lies you hear about it being impossible!

Saffielia
07-07-2011, 06:41 PM
I can lick my elbows. Don't believe the lies you hear about it being impossible!

So can the Loli. She got an audition on iCarly to do that.

The Loli shaved her left thumbprint off when she was 7. It never grew back. It's still pained. She also disfigured her mandible, accidentally cut off her toe, and slammed all four fingers in a car door.

And somehow, didn't feel a thing.

starpaw7
07-07-2011, 06:48 PM
wat. How old are you? Normally you get sex ed when you're 12 so you must be <12

More than that age :what:

This most recent school year, they only had it for 1 week - I decided to do a different course while the rest did the original.

The one I had in 8th grade was mainly showing the stages of pregnancy - I did do a creepy church thing, but my memory of that time is wiped.

Loopster
07-07-2011, 06:51 PM
So can the Loli. She got an audition on iCarly to do that.

The Loli shaved her left thumbprint off when she was 7. It never grew back. It's still pained. She also disfigured her mandible, accidentally cut off her toe, and slammed all four fingers in a car door.

And somehow, didn't feel a thing.

EWWW! Please be lying.

Ketchup
07-07-2011, 06:54 PM
More than that age :what:

This most recent school year, they only had it for 1 week - I decided to do a different course while the rest did the original.

The one I had in 8th grade was mainly showing the stages of pregnancy - I did do a creepy church thing, but my memory of that time is wiped.

o.o
Umm read a sex ed book?

Saffielia
07-07-2011, 06:58 PM
EWWW! Please be lying.

Nope. All truth.

starpaw7
07-07-2011, 06:59 PM
o.o
Umm read a sex ed book?

I have a huge Visual Encyclopedia that I have owned for 7+ years

I always looked at the pregnancy section to just see the baby - but I seem to always have skipped over the nearby sections :what:


= = =

I'll find out in time - I kunderstand the process, just not the appearances of the actual organs




Nope. All truth.

Years ago, I accidently shoved my index finger deep into the socet of my right eye

It hurt.

Saffielia
07-07-2011, 07:04 PM
Yikes. The Loli is sorry about that.

Her dog put its paw on her eyeball. She also got papercuts on her eye.

starpaw7
07-07-2011, 07:11 PM
Yikes. The Loli is sorry about that.

Her dog put its paw on her eyeball. She also got papercuts on her eye.

Ouch; I apologize for all that has happened to you :worry:


One time, I was holding a cat in our house like a baby - she stared at me and placed her paw in my mouth.

Saffielia
07-07-2011, 07:15 PM
Ouch; I apologize for all that has happened to you :worry:


One time, I was holding a cat in our house like a baby - she stared at me and placed her paw in my mouth.

(The Loli's boyfriend's cat does that). It's alright. The Loli has extreme pain resistance. It is physically impossible for her to break a bone.

Hiccup
07-07-2011, 07:15 PM
Wet the bed till I was 11.

NOT ASHAMED!

starpaw7
07-07-2011, 07:20 PM
(The Loli's boyfriend's cat does that).

Cute that is http://www.laymark.com/i/o/06.gif


It's alright. The Loli has extreme pain resistance. It is physically impossible for her to break a bone.

I am glad it didn't physically affect Saffi as much as it is expected; just don't get run over by a car :died:



Wet the bed till I was 11.

NOT ASHAMED!

About a week ago I urinated in my pants because I forgot they were the kind that you had to untine a knot for.

Saffielia
07-07-2011, 07:26 PM
The Loli will die of Aspartame cancer. Too much Aspartame.

Ithiliel
07-07-2011, 07:47 PM
I have a hard time believing a lot of what most people say due to hearing nothing but lies from family members.

Ketchup
07-07-2011, 07:49 PM
(The Loli's boyfriend's cat does that). It's alright. The Loli has extreme pain resistance. It is physically impossible for her to break a bone.

I have a low resistance to pain sucked when I broke my arm

Eirys
07-07-2011, 07:50 PM
Pacifier till the age of 5 or 6 or something.

Mentosftw
07-07-2011, 08:09 PM
I sometimes like to just wear one sock.

Kueh
07-07-2011, 08:55 PM
^Wot? How can you even walk?

TinyMo
07-07-2011, 09:44 PM
The insides of my cheeks have mysterious scar tissue lines parallel to my jaw that I don't know where they came from. (Think ysosrs joker lines except only on the inside.

They're cool to push on with my tongue cause they're less elastic than the rest of my cheeks.

I have this as well. It's because I chew on my cheeks. It annoys me. I do it without thinking.

Eirys
07-07-2011, 09:47 PM
^Wot? How can you even walk?

It's weird. But I do it too. It bothers the hell out of me, but I'm too lazy to look for other sock.


^Wot? How can you even walk?

Kueh, I can not tell you how much I love you.

Saffielia
07-07-2011, 11:23 PM
The Loli's best friend from Switzerland wrestled an Alligator at age 5 8D

Arsik
07-09-2011, 09:39 PM
Just thought of a secret, and it's also a heavy one, though I doubt it's enough to kill the mood, so I'll spoiler it for the members with weak constitutions.

The reason I grow a beard isn't because beards are badass. It's so that it makes me look a bit older, more masculine and less innocent than compared to me with a clean shaven face. Even though I'm a splitting image of my dad most of the time, my dad and I had a huge difference growing up. When my dad was 14, he was able to walk into bars and order a drink and the bartender wouldn't care because he looked 18. Mean while, at my graduation, I looked much younger compared to the rest of my classmates, even if I was larger than more than half of them, and more than once I was mistaken as a girl during my junior/senior years of high school.

Also, I was originally going to be named Xavier, but since my dad already had a puppy named Xavier, my mom wouldn't let me have the name as well, not knowing that I was being named after Charles Xavier. I really wish I was named Xavier, because then I would be unique, and not be one of the Zax, since I always was in a class with a Zac/h/k throughout my school years.

And 95% of the people that have met me in person more than once has called me Josh, and it's gotten to the point where I'm thinking about legally changing my name to Josh so that I don't have to correct them all the time. D:

Skye
07-09-2011, 09:43 PM
Arsik's sad life secret made me think of one. o3o

If I had been born a boy, my name would've been Casey Lee.
How ugly.

Mama
07-09-2011, 10:03 PM
Arsik's sad life secret made me think of one. o3o

If I had been born a boy, my name would've been Casey Lee.
How ugly.
arsik's story was kinda cute to me, reminds me of the woes of my asian friends always getting ID'd at bars.. beards are badass, anyway.

if I was a boy, I'd be called Ender. Er..

Hanna
07-09-2011, 10:13 PM
My parents didn't know my sex because my hand was in the way :D
I was even shy to be naked before I was popped out my mother's vagoo!

Cucurbita
07-10-2011, 01:55 AM
If I was a girl, I'd be called Katie.

Doot Doot
07-10-2011, 03:16 AM
If I was a girl, I'd be called Katie.
If I was a girl, I'd be called Kamie. ._.

Hanna
07-10-2011, 03:21 AM
my parents were going to name me dale.. no matter what sex I was
THANK YOU NANA YOU SAVED ME
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