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BobYoMeowMeow
09-23-2011, 06:17 PM
John Patrick Lowrie is the voice actor for the Sniper in Team Fortress 2
his fellow voice actors gave him reviews on Amazon

The Heavy gives 5 out of 5

Even if cannot read, you will like. Book is heavy so I throw at spy. He will never ever walk again.

http://www.amazon.com/review/RDTT5A7VN9TS4/?ref=cm_cr_dp_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1603818103&nodeID=283155&tag=&linkCode=&tag=gmgamzn-20

Scout gives 4 out of 5

It was a good book, don't get me wrong. I don't normally read y'know, because I'm busy busting heads and capping points, but when I found out my friend Sniper wrote a book, I had to get it. I give it 4 stars. Would have been 5 if it had come with a hat.


http://www.amazon.com/review/R8WRNWU4NKEG/?ref=cm_cr_dp_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1603818103&nodeID=283155&tag=&linkCode=&tag=gmgamzn-20

Medic gives 5 out of 5

Zese papers vere vell done. Zere vas not enough blood in most parts, but as a man of science, I vish to say danke kamerad for your good verk.

http://www.amazon.com/review/R1A8FGHTMEQ9U/ref=cm_cr_dp_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1603818103&nodeID=283155&tag=&linkCode=

Spy Gives 5 out of 5

This is a thoroughly compelling read, not exactly my genre. It's not Camus, but it was worth my time to read it.

As well sir, you owe me for the dry cleaning on my suit.

Au Revoir,
The Spy
http://www.amazon.com/review/R1O6T0XWHY1NV5/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1603818103&nodeID=&tag=&linkCode=

Engineer

Now I ain't too keen on these mumbo-jumbo science-fiction books on account of them being impractical in application. But let's just say I have this fine piece of literature tucked away in my toolbox. A mighty fine read indeed.

Regards,

Engineer
http://www.amazon.com/review/R21RQZDPERR2HC/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1603818103&nodeID=&tag=&linkCode=

Soldier

Having a book like this on my shelf is like having your cat at your funeral: it's not necessary, but it's nice! Why, every time I look up at this book and listen to that soothing Aussie's voice, my smile grows wider than the circumference on my bazooka! Anyone who doesn't listen to this book should be hung by their thumbs and beaten like a rented mule!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2GRYO98T6Z7W8/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview

Demoman

So! Ya bampot with your face like a skelpit erse, prancin' aboot writin' wee silly space-stories! Do ya think I doon the Dee on a digestive?! Ye ain't got the stones te write a proper bloody fable, ye prancin' nyaff! I would'nae use this rubbish tae light a fuse! Keep your pen in your pocket and your mind on the job, or ye'll find ye'self meetin' a sticky end!

Still, using et as a shield may joost'ave saved my good eye from an ill-timed blast, so it's a grudgin' five stars for ye!

~Tavish DeGroot
Demoman
http://www.amazon.com/review/R334D6548IV6HU/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1603818103&nodeID=&tag=&linkCode=

Pyro gives 5 out of 5

Mra mreananna menrannen mrrnin mroonh. Mah mranahhana mrorm mre maranahananranmnh mron mrnmrhn mrnmrnre.

Mranaro mrit mroons mrrrah.

Mrumanhanna muranna mrunahhmphna mrump. Mrumnamahanna.
http://www.amazon.com/review/R21451SO51G38I/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1603818103&nodeID=&tag=&linkCode=

The Pyro's review was so convincing
the cat must read this book

on a serious note
link to the book
http://www.amazon.com/Dancing-Eternity-John-Patrick-Lowrie/dp/1603818103/ref=cm_rdp_product

Edit: the Sniper's responses

John Patrick Lowrie's responses:

To Heavy: "You're a mate, mate! I'll never forget our long conversations behind that empty warehouse about who was more influential on modern angst, Schopenhauer or Heidegger. When you reminded me that Heidegger had said, "As the ego cogito, subjectivity is the consciousness that represents something, relates this representation back to itself, and so gathers with itself" I just about bust a gut! You are one hilarious wanker, wanker. And you have a nice big head.

all the best!

your pal,
The Sniper"

To Scout: "All right, firstly, I wanted to include a hat, but my editor felt it was thematically inconsistent with my gritty, uncompromising exposé of the seamy underbelly of modern interstellar travel. And, secondly, Scout, you wanker, you can barely make it through the instructions on how to open a packet of chewing gum what's already been opened! What made you think you could read a book?

All the best!

your pal,
The Sniper"

edit: To Medic: "Yeah, ach du lieber, Eisenstein, to you, too, mate! You wankers crack me up with your 'jawol' this and your 've hef vays of making you' that and your 'turn your head und KOFF'. What you have, Medic, is what they call a bedside manner. That's what it is, a bedside manner. You have a way of putting people at their ease. It's your, I don't know, I guess you'd call it 'warmth'. That's it, your 'warmth'. People come to you feeling scared, fragile and alone, and after five minutes listenin' to your voice they're FREAKING TERRIFIED, MATE!

Cynic
09-23-2011, 06:25 PM
LOL.

This book. I must own it..

Oizen
09-23-2011, 06:32 PM
This is great XD

Hiccup
09-23-2011, 07:49 PM
Oh wow lol

Royale
09-23-2011, 08:12 PM
i will only buy this book if the Sandvich gives it 5 stars.

Chockeh
09-24-2011, 06:15 AM
The Pyro has a way with words.

BobYoMeowMeow
09-24-2011, 11:32 AM
LOLOLOL
SAXTON HALE

Let me tell you, little fella, that a REAL MAN is one who isn't afraid to crack open a book, usually after cracking open some spines. And I am NOT referring to the spine of another book! In fact, top Australian scientists have found out that a good read is one of the healthiest things you can do for yourself! Not many people know this, but one of my favorite pastimes is keeping a rhinoceros in a headlock with my thighs while curling up with a good sci-fi novel, and "Dancing with Eternity" is one of those gems! Sometimes while having my midnight-snack steak I'll knock out a few chapters here and there, and when I awake the next morning I find several body-shaped holes in the walls. These shapes don't seem to match any of my staff members, so it is PROBABLY UNRELATED!!

Regardless, although I was slightly disappointed in the lack of chapters focusing on disemboweling mimes, I am confident in giving this book my highest recommendation! If it doesn't cause your chest hair to burst into flames upon the first reading, I will personally suplex a hippie. In fact, I will most likely do so anyways!

-Saxton Hale
Australian
CEO Mann Co.

http://www.amazon.com/review/RFG612CBLZ60I/ref=cm_cr_pr_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1603818103&nodeID=&tag=&linkCode=#wasThisHelpful
Adminstrator


ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES
It is absolutely necessary that all mercenarial employees read this missive at once. I cannot stress enough the importance of this intelligence to our mission, and to me personally.

Do not throw it at the enemy. Read it, then use its knowledge to COMPLETE THE MISSION. Do NOT fail me again.

You have found this informative.

Sniper response to Admin

You see, Addy baby, that's what I've been sayin'. These cobbers can improve themselves while havin' a right bonzer good time! As useful as it is as a shield or projectile, the real purpose of a book is to expand yourself, see new horizons, go places you've never been. Nobody's on the job 24/7, and this is a great way to take a load off, put yer feet up, relax and come back ready to lock 'n' load, rock 'n' roll, and generally put a king hit on the drongos!

Listen to the Admin, cobbers. She's got the fair dinkum!

all the best!
your pal,
The Sniper


Saxton Hale
Say Helen, did you get those photos I sent you?

Cynic
09-24-2011, 11:40 AM
I'm so tempted to make a Sandvich account and post a response.