What we learned from Skyrim

[BobYoMeowMeow]

-There are no toilets/ restrooms/ bathrooms/ chamber pots in Tamriel
-Guards automatically know which items are stolen
-Beating up people in a bar encourages them to follow you
-Steel, iron and gold weighs the same
-Killing people is okay as long as you pay it off
-Traps do more damage than dragons

[Timotei]

-There are no toilets/ restrooms/ bathrooms/ chamber pots in Tamriel
-Guards automatically know which items are stolen
-Beating up people in a bar encourages them to follow you
-Steel, iron and gold weighs the same
-Killing people is okay as long as you pay it off

Giants work well as launch pads.
The water is clean no matter what happens to it.
An old man can preach about a banned god and no one will arrest him.
Horses make great air planes.
Buckets and pots make great cover.
People don't bathe in Skyrim.

[Xemnas]

You can drop weapons when sneaking in a enemy's hideout, theyll hand it back to you and walk back to where they were without noticing you.

[Chockeh]

You can nullify the damage caused from gravity with a horse.
Pickup every thing you see in the ground.
Steal whenever you get the opportunity.

[Sekwaf]

-People do not remove pots from their heads, nor do they think they're being robbed (which they obviously are) when wearing said pot.
-Dragons never spawn in areas with sufficient cover.
-Turning yourself into a philosopher's stone by absorbing the immortal souls of dragons is a good thing!
-There is much killing involved when working with the Thieve's Guild. (can't imagine what goes on in the Dark Brotherhood)
-Tasting random mushrooms and other things you pick up off the ground is a good idea.
-Drinking contests with random strangers yield great rewards; you might feel a bit sorry for all those terrible deeds you can't remember though.

[Royale]

It's ok to eat things found on a dead body, in an ancient tomb.
it's also ok to eat potentially lethal herbs or body parts to find out what it does.
vampires doesn't sparkle.

[BizarreJuju]

Giants are peaceful creatures, but we kill them anyway cause we are jerks
Dragon Armor at the end wasnt an endgame armor ._.
NPC have the same dialogue
Atronach Stone/Storm loves blocking your path (especially when you have 2) ._.
People apparently can keep fighting while having more than 20 arrows stuck in their face.
I can be a pro blacksmith just by smithing over 400 iron daggers \o/
Grelod the Kind isnt kind. YES SHE DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL!!!

[Ketchup]

That when picking a display case you can cancel and take the item if your fast enough. (master lock? pfft)
That almost every kids are jerks.

That gaurds can't jump over a table to get to you.

That eating raw meat is fine.

That you can kill a dragon by smacking it with a dagger.

[Joker]

That Kids are the most powerful entities in all of Skyrim. Even the almighty dragon god can't kill them.....(then the kid says "Oh look another adventurer to lick my father's boots") hmmm...

[Eyrion]

-The game isn't free

-Goddammit

[Shanghai]

Merchants can send thugs after you even if they don't know that you stole from their store.
Buying a horse costs 100x more than buying a carriage that costs 100x less and takes you to the requested destination immediately.
Everyone that's a mage is stuck-up, secluded, and snobby. But then again, that usually applies to most in other games too.

[Seviraph]

Giants are peaceful creatures, but we kill them anyway cause we are jerks
Dragon Armor at the end wasnt an endgame armor ._.
NPC have the same dialogue
Atronach Stone/Storm loves blocking your path (especially when you have 2) ._.
People apparently can keep fighting while having more than 20 arrows stuck in their face.
I can be a pro blacksmith just by smithing over 400 iron daggers \o/
Grelod the Kind isnt kind. YES SHE DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL!!!

-cough-Oblivion-cough-

also Mammoths fly
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/650998151585545332/291CF97861D6FC546C52E876C578F308C67BE0EF/


http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648745786677702842/C5E5BD29D617769EA762C0A9F343513DB3AEE976/
the Staff of Magnus can fly too

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648745786624144630/CFC99D724491C2CC04F8CD552D63D634FC464509/

Ulfric was never burried after the Legions won

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/650997180344548924/B75B8A11792375C8A27ACD2646B00EE6F39D67A9/

Ice never melts (unlessIturnwerewolf) (that screenshot was also an old one xD)

[Lolicon]

You can store 300 30 gallon baskets in your pocket

[Xemnas]

You can store 300 30 gallon baskets in your pocket

Not much of a dragonborn if you couldn't

[jirachistar]

Committing crimes is okay as long as you kill all the witnesses.

[Shanghai]

Healers can sprint for really, really long periods of time, forever, if they wanted to, actually.