Corrupt a Wish

[starpaw7]

Same as guru as started by Revelin


Hiyas everyone. This is a game I saw played on some other forums I used to go to and it seemed pretty fun so I thought I'd try it out here. The rules are simple.

The poster above you makes a wish and you grant it...but in a very corrupted way and afterwards you make your own wish for the person that will post after you to mess with. here's 2 examples:

Person A: "I wish that I had 20 million gold"
Person B: "Your wish is granted and you have 20 million gold, but the Mabinogi currency has changed from Gold to Gild making gold practically worthess"
then
Person B: "I wish that Nao was a human and that I lived with her."
Person C: "Your wish is granted, Nao is a human and you live with her...but she is your younger sister."


I really hope that you guys/girls/cat like this game and I hope that my way of explaining it didn't kill the game for any of you. Well, here's my wish:

I wish there were better events in Mabinogi.

Granted, but they happened after you quit the game

I wish Fal was on so I could PM her about my gold/reputation :gloom2:

Good Night :bye:

[RicochetOrange]

Granted, but you can't have your stuff back.

I wish Pokemon were real.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but they turn out all to be rabid and eat you.

I wish I could move to Gensokyo.

[Lan]

Granted but they turn out all to be rabid and eat you.

I wish I could move to Gensokyo.

Granted but Suika would eat you ^_^

I wish I could stop time so I could take a nap ^_^

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but you realize you don't need to stop time to take a nap and Dio Brando proceeds to mutilate you for being so stupid.

I wish I had an ipad nano.

[Tiiria]

Granted, but it's radioactive.

I wish I could teleport.

[Time]

Granted, but you cant pick where, and it commonly goes to the worst places.

I wish Matt smith wasn't the new Doctor on Doctor Who

[Lan]

Granted, but you cant pick where, and it commonly goes to the worst places.

I wish Matt smith wasn't the new Doctor on Doctor Who

Granted but it gets cancelled.

I wish I could pet the cat :D

[Tiiria]

Granted, but the cat ripped your arm to shreds.

I wish the starving people could have some ice cream. Right now.

[Time]

Granted but its foot flavor.

I wish I didnt feel bad for posting again so soon.

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, but you feel bad again later.

I Wish SBURB beta was real and I had a copy of both Client and Server CDs and for all mah friends.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but the meteor strikes two seconds after you boot up the game so you don't have time to get to alchimeter and make whatever is is that would save you.

I wish that I had "jacks" ring.

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, but all the spires are prototyped with extremely stupid things so you essentially become a big pile of useless stuff.

I wish that I had the patience to read the wall of text that is the Homestuck recap. SO LONG.

[Drago]

Granted. but you find out there wasa summary of it all at the bottom

I wish i had R1 Refine D:

[December]

I wish i had R1 Refine D:

Granted, but refine no longer gives dex. For any rank.

[Drago]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

i also wish for R1 wm and CM! D<

[Tiiria]

Granted, but it cost you 500 ap and a new more awesome skill has just been made and you cannot level and get more ap for another year because Nexon said "rawr".

I wish I had As in every class.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but soon all your classes become obsolete so you have to take all new ones.

I wish I could play rock guitar like a god.

[RicochetOrange]

Granted but soon all your classes become obsolete so you have to take all new ones.

I wish I could play rock guitar like a god.

Granted, you can play Guitar Hero, like a god.


I wish DS games were cheaper. (Like $20 for a new First Party game)

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but nintendo comes out with a new system and deactivates all old DS's.

I wish that I could put people on mute when I'm tired of hearing them.

[Drago]

granted but you can hear their thoughts echoing in your head

i wish someone would buy this 20 dura broad D<

[Science]

It is bought, but only for 200g.

I wish I was in Japan with my cousin ;~;

[MagitekKefka]

You are in japan with your cousin who is now a vegetable.

I wish for a lifetime of free homemade raspberry pie

[Drago]

granted but the raspberries are all rotten

i wish for R1 body of chaos!

[Science]

Granted, but a Nexon Fail gives you a decrease in stats, not an increase.

I wish for raining mudkipz.

[RicochetOrange]

Granted, but it was due to a lab accident and they start to rot alive, as well as eat anything they see (like other animals, small children, etc).

I wish MS Windows was faster.

[adc7516]

Granted, but now all the virus makers and haxxor's computers are faster and they can make more viruses to mess up your computer so you can't use it anymore.

My wish is to find a wish that is so akward and random that it'd be really hard to corrupt.

[honeymuffin]

Guys! Time to grant my wish!
Go to my buying list and see if you have any of them, mail it to honeymuffin!
Also go to my selling list and buy some stuff..
Thats all the wish I got
Granted?

[Tiiria]

Granted, but now all the virus makers and haxxor's computers are faster and they can make more viruses to mess up your computer so you can't use it anymore.

My wish is to find a wish that is so akward and random that it'd be really hard to corrupt.


Granted, but it's awkward and random:

I wish adc7516 were a lion so we could all watch it "doing things" with other lions. O_o

[Mrlucky77]

... Granted, but nobody watches.

I wish that Mabination had profile music.

[honeymuffin]

Wish is going to be granted?
Ask moderators or administrator

[Tiiria]

... Granted, but nobody watches.

I wish that Mabination had profile music.

Granted, but it's caramelldansen and you CANNOT turn it off.

I wish that your sig wasn't so distracting. Ooh... colors... o_o

@honeymuffin: You're supposed to corrupt the wish. Grant it, but make it end badly. It's all theoretical stuff.

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, I replace it with an equally distracting sig from MSPA.

I wish for a wish.

[Drago]

err granted but it gets corrupted

i wish for a pet rock monster!(golem)

[Time]

Granted but it kills you

I wish for immunity in the zombie apocalypse

[Drago]

granted but a telephone poll falls on you

i wish for G12 :D

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but the sheer amount of things you could wish for breaks your mind.

I wish for getting high without it being bad for you.

[Time]

Granted, but then said telephone pole falls on you HA!

I wish all my cats were kittens.

[Tiiria]

Granted, but they then grow back into cells.

I wish for some chocolate.

[Drago]

granted but its poisoned

i wish for a stronger mind

[Science]

Granted but your brain explodes.

I wish for a Lv101 Swampert.

[Time]

Granted but it fails, and only knows splash

I wish i didnt have a spanish test tomorrow

[Tiiria]

Granted, but now you have a chemistry test.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

[Drago]

granted but it rots and falls from the sky

i wish for a cookie

[Time]

Granted, but its made from your parents (South park anyone?)

I wish I had the power to read minds, but only when I choose to, with no side effects, or downsides. (WHAT NOW)

[Drago]

granted but a telephone poll falls on you (THATS WHAT!)

i wish for super strength

[Time]

Fine, but whenever you use it A TELEPHONE POLE HITS YOU

i wish there were no telephone poles

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, but you fall on a piano. HA.

I wish a wish.

[Drago]

granted but then a TREE falls on you have a good day :D

i wish for immortality >:D

[Time]

Granted, but then an immortality piercing anvil falls on you

I wish for no gravity (MUHAHAHAHAHA)

[Drago]

granted but then you float into spacee and are hit by a meteor

i wish for gravity back D<

[Science]

Granted but you fall back to earth landing into a cheese grater.

I wish for a pet Luffy.

[Drago]

granted but he eats all ur foodz

i wish for a giant pizza!

[Science]

Granted but the main ingredients are live piggies.

I wish the Uchiha clan would come back to life D:

[Drago]

granted but they eat sasuke and then die again

i wish for longer bleach chapters!

[Navia]

granted but they come out as 1 chapter every 3 months

i wish that i had more AP to use on ranking skills

[Drago]

granted but all the ap requirements double

i wish for all the money in mabi!

[starpaw7]

Granted, but it's all put in temporary inventory. So you only have 5 MINUTES to put as much as you can away before it all drops :thumb:

I wish I wish I was a fish

[Time]

Granted, your a fish, In sushi

I wish I was eating sushi, MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, but it's starpaw7.

I wish that I have more NX. Legally of course. And I spent it before any radical changes happened.

[Time]

Granted, but its the minimum amount to buy anything in the shop.

I wish, the Mets would win the ball game thats on my Tv right now....0 to 0 top of the 11th

[starpaw7]

Granted, but I haven't a clue what on Earth any of that is, so instead men rain from the sky :blood:

I wish I was eaten with soy sauce :glare:

[Saffielia]

Granted, but now you taste absolutely awful.

I wish I had a piece of pie.

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, but it's actually pizza pie. (Say piece of pie quickly)

I wish for 20k more NX. Legally.

[Saffielia]

Granted, but Nexon bans you for doing something correct.

I wish I would get lots of nice birthday presents. 8D

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, but I sent one as well, therefore ruining your birthday.

I wish for an idea on what to give Saff for her birthday.

[Saffielia]

Granted, but you lose it a minute later.

I wish MrLucky would remember.

[starpaw7]

Granted, but he does nothing

I wish I had more time to make another signature because it's bedtime now :gloom:

So far this 3rd one >:


http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=334992 (http://www.gifsoup.com/view/334992/cookies.html)
Cookies?

For some odd reason color isn't working on the big letters :what:

(imagines it the 3rd row 2nd column color)

[Discord]

Granted, but your signature crashes all of Mabination with its awesomeness. Also you should try to get the hand out fo the way and just make it flicker, looks nicer.

I wish for Saffie to no longer be a loli.

[Mrlucky77]

EB: Granted, but she becomes a HORMONAL TEENAGE FEMALE. /shot

I wish for her not to be a HORMONAL TEENAGE FEMALE.

[Shanghai]

Granted, but now she looks like a 80-year old woman.(Was originally meant for Saffie but MrLucky ninja'd me)

I wish humans and youkai lived in peace with one another.

[Mrlucky77]

EB: granted, but the gods want to danmaku both humans and youkai now.

EB: i wish that i have another pogo hammer

[Shanghai]

Granted, but it's a Pogo Hammer that weighs over 9000 tons so you can't pick it up and use it like your previous Pogo Hammer.

I wish Geometry didn't exist.

[Mrlucky77]

EB: granted, so your body frame becomes destable and you collapse into yourself.

i wish that i had the WRINKLE F***ER.

[Kazuni]

EB: granted, so your body frame becomes destable and you collapse into yourself.

i wish that i had the WRINKLE F***ER.

Granted, but it turns out to be worthless trash.
I wish Ulquiorra didn't die.

[Mrlucky77]

EB: granted. he simply became inanimated forever.

i wish that i have an irl copy of sburb.

[Kazuni]

EB: granted. he simply became inanimated forever.

i wish that i have an irl copy of sburb.

Granted, but a mutt ate it right after you first laid your simple-minded hands on it.
I wish Xiya's signature was not quite so foolishly long.

[Shanghai]

Granted, but Xiya then makes it foolishly wide.

I wish weekends were 3 days long.

[Mrlucky77]

EB: granted, but you realize that they already are. in a way.

EB: i wish for more build grist

[starpaw7]

Granted, but because I do not know what that is, you get arms :thumb:

I wish I wouldn't have to pay to get more time on gifsoup :gloom2:

[Saffielia]

Granted, but because I do not know what that is, you get arms :thumb:

I wish I wouldn't have to pay to get more time on gifsoup :gloom2:

Granted, but now you have to pay for extra time on every other website.

I wish that these humans would stop wandering into my property and pestering me.

[Kazuni]

Granted, but now you have to pay for extra time on every other website.

I wish that these humans would stop wandering into my property and pestering me.

..Granted, but now there are Vizards.
I wish I could have to images in my sig..

[Arsik]

Granted, but there only of swords and sword like stuffs.

I wish that I had more swords that Thief won't take from me.

[Kazuni]

Granted, but there only of swords and sword like stuffs.

I wish that I had more swords that Thief won't take from me.

Granted, but he stabs you with them.
I wish my ego would level up already.

[Saffielia]

Granted, but now it is so powerful it wants to eat you.

I wish these Vizards would go away already!

[Kazuni]

Granted, but now it is so powerful it wants to eat you.

I wish these Vizards would go away already!

Granted, but now you are overrun with Hollows that you can't wish away.
I wish someone would play someone I can kill in this RP.

[Saffielia]

Granted, but now you are overrun with Hollows that you can't wish away.
I wish someone would play someone I can kill in this RP.

Granted, but just because you can kill them, doesn't mean you may kill them. Elementary grammar, my dear.

I wish that Elly would stop falling asleep and do her job correctly.

[Arsik]

Granted, but she gets distracted by the Sword-Chucks I gave her.

I wish that me and BM will be bestest best friends forever, even though we already totally are.

[Saffielia]

Granted, but she gets distracted by the Sword-Chucks I gave her.

I wish that me and BM will be bestest best friends forever, even though we already totally are.

Granted, but when you die, one goes to heaven and one goes to Hell. You're still friends, but in different places.
(And while you're down there, go party with Yuugi or something.)

I wish I was better respected by Gensokyo.

[Arsik]

Granted, you become a heroine in your own game, however, no one plays because there aren't any swords in it.

I wish that there were more swords in the world.

(Saff, you do know that Fighter is most likely the only character in 8-Bit Theater that would be going into heaven, right? Even Sarda likes Fighter, and Sarda hates everybody. SO that would mean that I would be hanging with Tenshi, who has a Sword, so I like her. :D)

[Shanghai]

Granted, you become a heroine in your own game, however, no one plays because there aren't any swords in it.

I wish that there were more swords in the world.

(Saff, you do know that Fighter is most likely the only character in 8-Bit Theater that would be going into heaven, right? Even Sarda likes Fighter, and Sarda hates everybody. SO that would mean that I would be hanging with Tenshi, who has a Sword, so I like her. :D)

Granted, but it's in a country you don't live in.

I wish Kazami would follow the path to Enlightenment. O, the dharma is filled with light.

[Saffielia]

Granted, you become a heroine in your own game, however, no one plays because there aren't any swords in it.

I wish that there were more swords in the world.

(Saff, you do know that Fighter is most likely the only character in 8-Bit Theater that would be going into heaven, right? Even Sarda likes Fighter, and Sarda hates everybody. SO that would mean that I would be hanging with Tenshi, who has a Sword, so I like her. :D)

Banned because I meant either of you who went to Hell, not specifically describing one.

(And say hello to my secondary personality's BFF up there.) (And gah! You blasted ninja!)

[Kazuni]

Banned because I meant either of you who went to Hell, not specifically describing one.

(And say hello to my secondary personality's BFF up there.) (And gah! You blasted ninja!)

I wish people didn't ban people in the corrupt a wish thread.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but your wish is so good people no longer corrupt in the corrupt a wish thread.

I wish I had 10,000 guru gold.

[Mrlucky77]

EB: granted, but Dave Strider has all of them.

EB: i wish for a freaking new sylladex modus.

[Laconicus]

Granted, but whatever that is it eats you alive.

I wish that I was born like a normal person...

[Lan]

Granted, but whatever that is it eats you alive.

I wish that I was born like a normal person...

Granted but you will be stillborn

I wish I was less evil ^_^

[Saffielia]

Granted, but you are deprived of your ability to bake such cookies.

I wish I had a Mandragora Cake...

[Lan]

Granted, but you are deprived of your ability to bake such cookies.

I wish I had a Mandragora Cake...

Granted but there will be a whole Mandragora inside and it will shriek, killing you.

I wish Cirno was not as unintelligent

[Saffielia]

Granted, but it caused her entire fanbase to disappear.

I wish that my Mandrake Cake did not shriek. (I was referring to Mandragora as a Mandrake.)

[Kazuni]

Granted, but it caused her entire fanbase to disappear.

I wish that my Mandrake Cake did not shriek. (I was referring to Mandragora as a Mandrake.)

Granted. Instead, it runs around breaking the things you consider precious.
I wish my history exam wasn't in three weeks. Or two, or any variation of a time less than never.

[Mrlucky77]

EB: granted, but i made it therefore it's 300% more hilarious cause it has fake arms in it as well.

EB: i wish for more fake arms to put in cakes.

[Saffielia]

Granted, but you've grown tired of the joke, having seen it so many times.

I wish so many people didn't have the Dark Red font...

[Chocobo]

Granted, now everyone has the dark red font.

I wish this forum was more "Chocobo Friendly".

[Lan]

Granted, but you've grown tired of the joke, having seen it so many times.

I wish so many people didn't have the Dark Red font...

Granted but instead they will have neon orange/green font

I wish for nothingness.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but then you cease to exist also.

I wish this thread would be gloriously necroed in a ray of shining light and would live on forever.

[RicochetOrange]

Granted, but all of it is off topic... and R rated and the mods do nothing.



I wish I had a Shuckle in real life.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but it never comes out of its shell and vomits on everything it sees.

I wish I had a rice cake right now.

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, but it tastes bad.

I wish that my projects would be finished. It's 9:15 pm right now, it's due tomorrow. =[

[Shanghai]

Granted but you get a D+ on all of them.

I wish dissections weren't so gross...

[emomutt]

granted but everything around you is a dissection

...i wish i never met peter

[Shanghai]

Granted but you meet a new boy named Thomas who does the same exact thing that Peter did.

I wish there were no finals.

[emomutt]

granted but now you have to pay 5X your grade point average of the year to graduate

i wish i was asleep right now

[Forsaken]

Granted, but you drown in a puddle of drool (Classy, right?).

I wish the galaxy imploded, so I wouldn't have to deal with idiots (Please, at least respond with something that'll be scientifically possible).

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but the direct point of explosion happens to be right in front of your face and it pushes you out to the edge of existence before the burning pain kills you.

I wish emomutt would stop making me sad.

[starpaw7]

Granted, but instead he makes me sad :gloom:

I wish I knew why that person in your signature has 5 arms :what:

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but its not the real reason

I wish I could speak to the creator of Yume Nikki to find out his motivations behind the game.

Informatory Edit: her name is Monoko and whenever she is around red stoplights she has five arms and various wounds all over. Otherwise shes a normal black and white girl. Nobody knows why it happens.

[starpaw7]

Granted but he doesn't give you the real reason :lol:

I wish Arsik had a more MANLY beard

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but it turns out to be fake and made out of pubic hair.

I wish that I could sleep at will.

[starpaw7]

Granted, but you get nightmares of me haunting you because of what you said :barf:

I wish for corn :awesome:

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but its CANNED CORN !!!!!:lol:

I wish for less stoplights.

[starpaw7]

Granted, but all the rest are ALL red lights :lol:

I wish I had more than 1 surfboard in this game :fail:

[RicochetOrange]

Granted, but for every inch you move you encounter Missingno/Bad Egg/Other glitch Pokemon.


I wish I had a Shuckle that has a special ability to make wishes that relate to him uncorruptable.

[Chiri]

Granted, but your shuckle turns out to prefer show business over training with you, and runs away seeking stardom.

I wish my internet wasn't half the speed that I'm paying for....

[Sleeperdial]

Granted its now a 100th of the speed your paying for.

I wish for something to do.

[RicochetOrange]

Granted, but it's doing ALEKS.

I wish I had a Shuckle that liked being my pet, and has a special ability to make wishes that relate to him uncorruptable.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but then you begin to dislike shuckle.

I wish that my friend would stop riding horses /playing tennis / practicing piano long enough to talk to me.

[starpaw7]

Granted, but it's only for 10 minutes a day :awesome:

I wish you had 200 legit posts :glare:

[Sleeperdial]

Granted: I did but its now 202.

I wish I had the attention span to think about this for more than 10 seconds :what:

[emomutt]

granted but now you cant stop thinking about it

i wish i was renamed Adolph Mussolini
:evil:

[Science]

Granted but all the WWII vets shoot you in the...y'know.

I wish for a pencil.

[Sleeperdial]

I wish people wouldn't act like its a national crime to talk about-
y'know.

[Science]

Granted but now everyone speaks l33t sp34k.

I wish for a pencil still.

P3N0R

[emomutt]

granted but its one thats ground down to the eraser and the tip is broken

i wish i didnt get my TF2 pyro flame thrower taken away
i friggen loved that thing

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but its dull.

I wish I wouldn't get ninja'd so much.

[Science]

Granted but you got stabbed by a kindergarten student with a sharp pencil. (Samurai in training?)

I wish for the sharp pencil the child stabbed you with.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but you get AIDS from it which came from the child and not me.

I wish for nicer people.

[Science]

Granted but their hugs of kindness squeeze the AIDS/life out of you.

I wish you would love me D:

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but I still realize your just trying to make it hard for who ever comes after.

I wish you people would come up with better corruptions I like about half the ones posted since the revival.

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, but you're the only one that comes up with good ones.

I wish that I didn't have to go to tutoring today.

[emomutt]

granted but now your dumb found and a vegetable

i wish i didnt loose my dads kknife

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but now its so sharp you can't even feel the pain.

[Mrlucky77]

I wish you didn't break the thread again.

[Science]

Granted, but now they're breaking something very personal of yours.

I wish for a pen.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but its filled OJ instead of ink.

I wish that I didn't have to use any dental equipment to keep my teeth straight.

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, but now you need.. Dr McNinja equipment to stay alive. :D

I wish I had more pringles chips.

[Shanghai]

Granted, but the flavor tastes like bodily liquids... like NAMUSAN!

I wish for some Namusan made from a different source.

[Mentosftw]

Granted, now it's made from you.

I wish all the horrible things in the world happened to me.

[emomutt]

granted every one you love dies, your girlfriend leaves you, your dog attacks you and runs away, your younger siblings hang themselves, your mother suffers for 30 years from breast cancer, your father is a limbless vegetable, your friends stab you in the back with blunt objects, and you are cursed with infinite knowledge and nobody cant speak or move.

i wish that wasnt so graphic

[RicochetOrange]

Granted, now it's considered nice.

I wish the following two part wish was uncorruptable. And that you could grant both the previous wish, aswell as the following.

1. I had a Shuckle that liked being my pet and would give me hugs and could grant my wishes.
2. I would never stop liking Shuckle.

[Shanghai]

Granted, now it's considered nice.

I wish the following two part wish was uncorruptable. And that you could grant both the previous wish, aswell as the following.

1. I had a Shuckle that liked being my pet and would give me hugs and could grant my wishes.
2. I would never stop liking Shuckle.

Granted, but the 3rd wish you come up with will be corrupted, no exceptions.

I wish Mentos would learn that Namusan was developed and made by Byakuren Hiijiri, with my own bodily functions and fluids... But not pee! Like bile, blood, and all that other good stuff! :thumb:

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but he already drank some and is dying because he's a weak human.

I wish I could think of something besides the word Kak while looking at your post.:fail2:

[Drago]

granted but now you think of it while looking at all other posts.

i wish for a soda.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but its minisoda

I wish I could relive that one dream over and over again :no!:

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, but it's a nightmare that changes everytime so that you're always spooked by your dreams.

I wish I had more time to eat before going to school.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but you can only eat goldfish a year post the expiration date.

I wish I could sleep for 2 days straight.

[emomutt]

granted but you have horrible scaring dreams that will haunt the darkest shadows of the very deepest pits of your decrepit mind

i wish i was less evil kinda

[Sleeperdial]

Granted I don't think your evil at all I might kinda enjoy that.

I wish I could be aware of my surrounding during dreams like everyone else. :no!:

[emomutt]

granted but you miss whats going on right infront of you

i wish this comic would update often i love it

Slightly Damned the Webcomic - Updated Saturdays (http://raizap.com/sdamned/pages.php?comicID=1)

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, but MSPA is bettar. 8D

I wish MSPA has more [S]: files.

[emomutt]

granted but you die!

i wish newfags could triforce

[Chockeh]

Granted, but I wish that newfags can't triforce, so it cancel out your wish.

[Mrlucky77]

Granted but I have no idea in hell what newforce means.

Edit: Chock lol you broke the game.

I wish that I can spam more.

[Chockeh]

Granted but I have no idea in hell what newforce means.

Edit: Chock lol you broke the game.

I wish that I can spam more.
Granted, but your only allowed to spam in the girl section.
I wish I unbroke the game.

[Science]

Granted, but now you break all of your bones.

I wish for an iTunes card.

[Chockeh]

Granted, but I used the card before I gave it to you.
I wish for someone to post next.

[Arsik]

Granted, but since you didn't break the game in the first place, the wish is nullified. Since you corruption has you wishing against emo's wish.

I wish that my job allowed me to work for more than an average of 30 hours a week. Or a raise. Either or.

[Chockeh]

Granted, but since you didn't break the game in the first place, the wish is nullified. Since you corruption has you wishing against emo's wish.

I wish that my job allowed me to work for more than an average of 30 hours a week. Or a raise. Either or.
But my wish was granted, thank you father in heaven <3.
I wish I was a 6 Foot Blonde Bombshell with blue eyes and... I wish for cerial :D!

[Mentosftw]

Granted, you are literally a 6 foot yellow artillery shell with painted on blue eyes. As for the 2nd wish, you don't get it because it's not a real word.

I wish I have the internet on my computer.

[emomutt]

granted but you do nothing but look up porn

i wish people would buy my stolen porn

[Shanghai]

granted but you do nothing but look up porn

i wish people would buy my stolen porn

Granted but they buy the porn for free because of your generosity.

I wish my cockatoo would stop screaming because we don't pay attention to her.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted now all it does is sit there and go hurrrrrr....... really loudly cause its retarded.

I wish I didn't have to spend 3 weeks of my summer doing stuff I don't want to do.

[Shanghai]

Granted now all it does is sit there and go hurrrrrr....... really loudly cause its retarded.

I wish I didn't have to spend 3 weeks of my summer doing stuff I don't want to do.

Granted but you spend the 3 weeks of your summer doing the stuff you want to do, and getting bored after a second of doing so, and end up doing the things you don't want to do for entertainment.

I wish Geometry would go poof.(I think I made this wish already.)

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, You now have to do university-level calculus at grade 5.

I wish for more cheesecake.

[Shanghai]

Granted, You now have to do university-level calculus at grade 5.

I wish for more cheesecake.

Granted, but it's the flavor you detest and hate the most, and if there is none, then it's invented just for you instantly.

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate on homework so much.

(Calculus sounds better than Geo, actually.)

[Mentosftw]

Granted, now you will never quote someone when their post is directly above yours.

I wish it was possible to tell if people were trolling you on deh internetz.

[emomutt]

granted but trolling went obsolete and is boring

i wish for more regularly updating comics

[Mentosftw]

Granted, now they're all fillers.

I wish the Americans were less stupid about Canada.

[emomutt]

granted but now they are like that creepy nerdy girl who knows EVERYTHING about you

i wish i wasnt crying i need all the liquids i get in my body to stay in it!
;-;

[Shanghai]

granted but now they are like that creepy nerdy girl who knows EVERYTHING about you

i wish i wasnt crying i need all the liquids i get in my body to stay in it!
;-;

Granted but now you are losing the 25% of stuff in your body that is not body fluid and water.

I wish for a final instead of a project for history.

[emomutt]

granted but it counts as 90% of your final grade

i wish the AC here wasnt broken ;-;

[Mentosftw]

Granted, the temperature now is above the boiling point of water.

I wish I had more time to myself.

[Shanghai]

Granted, the temperature now is above the boiling point of water.

I wish I had more time to myself.

Granted but it's only 1 nanosecond long.

I wish this comic didn't crash suddenly just now...

(History Finals aren't so bad.)

[emomutt]

(the site its on is pretty ****ty and i hate that)

granted but now your entire computer crashes

i wish it was winter again

[Lolicon]

Granted but global warming happened.

I wish I could end the school year right now.

[Shanghai]

Granted but global warming happened.

I wish I could end the school year right now.

Granted but the new school year starts immediately right when it ends.

I wish gum didn't lose it's flavor after 20 minutes or so...

[RicochetOrange]

Granted, now your mo4th turns to dust from the sugar on it.

I wish making videos didn't take so long. (In terms of Exporting and Uploading, not the actual creating)

[Sleeperdial]

Granted now its instant but streaming takes hours for every second.

I wish my computer didn't only show half the webpages I go to.

[Shanghai]

Granted but your internet browser crashes right when you finish loading the page.

I wish I'd stop losing all my erasers... I just lost one yesterday and I lost one again today. :T_T:

[emomutt]

granted but now you have to many and you drown

i wish that people would let me sleep

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but now animals are preventing you from sleeping.

I wish that I wasn't tired right now.

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, you instantly sleep and wake up when September ends.

I wish for the worst one-liner ever to be posted by the next person.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted
Mrlucky77 ba dum ksshhh

I wish Saturday would hurry up and get here so I can finish G9.

[Elephunt]

Granted, but mabi had ANOTHER maitenence.

I wish that this wish can't be corrupted.

[emomutt]

granted but your family is corrupted now

i wish i didnt have to work today

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but your employer fires you.

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, you have to work tomorrow. At 12:00 AM. to 8 PM. WITH NO OVERTIME.

What job do you do?

I wish for more pringles chips.

[emomutt]

granted but you get food poisoning

i work at a restaurant

i wish that i would wish for something with meaning

[Mrlucky77]

Granted, you get a dictionary. It literally has meanings.

I wish for more non-poisoned, not-over-the-Best-before-date, pringles chips.

[Sleeperdial]

Granted but they are roadkill flavor.

I wish for automatic updates every time something happens on the guru.