You are in a zombie apocalypse ...

[BobYoMeowMeow]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

All you receive is the first item

"It's a sticking plaster that weighs less than a packet of cigarettes and makes reassuring noises."

FUUUU

[Hitaki]

"It's a spanner that uses human blood for fuel and traps small animals."

Wait, what, how?

[Arsik]

"It's a handgun that can extinguish fires! It can be controlled by willpower alone."

Well, at least I got either some super futuristic crap, or develop mind powers to control an object to my whims. No, I won't call it a water gun, even though you can control a water gun by willpower alone... channeled through a finger... DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!

[Lan]

It's a car that's inflammable! It plays MP3s.

[Ithiliel]

It's a contraceptive device! It recharges itself at night!

LOL Oh my god. AHAHAHAHAH.

[Timotei]

"It's a milk carton that dehumidifies the air!"

**** yes.

[Yuuchie]

"It's a skateboard that plays light music, is built and maintained by tiny nano-robots and kills fleas."
Welp. I'm safe against fleas everyone :D

[Natural Harmonia Gropius]

"It's a skateboard that plays light music, is built and maintained by tiny nano-robots and kills fleas."
Welp. I'm safe against fleas everyone :D

Zombie fleas.

[GODZILLA]

It's a blow-up doll! It uses human blood for fuel!

[Chillax]

It's an electric drill that shoots laser beams! It is laced with vodka and hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet.

AWWWWWW YYEEEAHHHHHHH

[Micho]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcUoFqGNW0E

I immediately thought of dis.

[Yanm]

"It's a razor that has a mind of its own and disinfects work surfaces."

Well, any place that a zombie touches, I'll disinfect!

[BizarreJuju]

"It's a genetically-modified sheep that's water-resistant! It traps small animals."

Time to collect female survivors 8D

[Avund]

"It's a sock that has been featured in Star Trek! It walks on three mechanical legs and plugs into the mains."

o.o;

[Okami]

It's a glass bead that's ten feet tall and takes high-quality digital photos.

... wat

[Cynic]

"It's a crematorium that keeps you warm at night!"

lolwow.

[Bride]

"It's a baseball cap that's programmed against harming humans, can be used by children and dissolves dirt."

wat

[Milk]

"A Teddy bear, it has no moving parts." Well @ least i have something to snuggle while i wait for death by zombies Q_Q

[Sapphireoath]

"It's a handgun that makes you invisible! It is bigger on the inside than the outside."
lolwut, a Tardis Handgun o_O?

[Hiccup]

Design #1013923297

It's a parachute that makes you invisible!

I'll take it XD

Oh wait can they smell?

[Time]

Im gonna die...
It's like a normal towel, but it sings comical songs.

[Episkey]

My reaction:

"It's a blender that can be used as a metal detector! It inflates balloons and will not work outside of the UK."

Aww sweet a blender and a metal detector in one?!?! Oh this is going to be so ep-

Wait. I live in the United States. **** I'm screwed.

[Joker]

"It's a Carpet that detects Evil"
guess it could be useful....

[psyal]

Design #2799455826
It's a CD-rom that's powered by clockwork! It kills fleas and is guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month.

I'm kinda wondering at what use it could possibly be...

[Kueh]

Surprisingly actually got something useful.

It's a rocket launcher that produces pure oxygen!

[Q]

It's a cricket bat that displays pornography and connects to a laser-printer.

... At least I'll die hard! :whisper:

[TA]

"It's a jetpack that's made of rubber, can only be operated by a trained professional and automatically avoids obstacles."

[TLCBonaparte]

It's a chocolate bar that jumps like a frog!

[Xemnas]

Design #1746862631

It's a riot shield! It mimics the movements of a lizard!

might be useful.

[Chiyuri]

""It's an iMac! It folds out into a tent!""

Could always be useful.

[Maenad]

Design #1395953476

It's a bicycle that vibrates, increases your sex appeal and kills all known germs dead.




...I'm ****ing set for life.

[Northwind]

It's a soft-drink can that can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds and lasts for up to a week.

Well it´s probably gonna last longer than me...

[Azareel]

"It's a bedside table that can be programmed to perform simple tasks!"

Is "kill zombie" simple enough? If so, it's good that I can program. :lol: