If My Child Has Sex Before 18...

[Space Pirate Nithiel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpCprbW-W74

[Cannibal]

Same.

[Space Pirate Nithiel]

"Na, it's ok! I'm temporarily insane!"

[Science]

Take out the before 18, and same.

[Milk]

owo The boy better hope I don't find out.

[Space Pirate Nithiel]

Take out the before 18, and same.

True, at the very least they better never do it while they are living in my house. I can't control what they do once they move out.

And even then I'd probably be pretty violent if I somehow walked in on it. xD

[Hanna]

owo The boy better hope I don't find out.

This

or really both


He'll be wearing a Chasity belt and she'll have her legs closed with a bear trap

[Cucurbita]

I'm thinking 16, but with protection, and without an asshole for a boy/girlfriend.

But if those conditions aren't met, I wouldn't stop as a parent even far after 18. Its just the dad mentality.

[Space Pirate Nithiel]

Just refuse to let your daughter get razors so she's got a vag-fro.

[Hanna]

I'm thinking 16, but with protection, and without an asshole for a boy/girlfriend.

But if those conditions aren't met, I wouldn't stop as a parent even far after 18. Its just the dad mentality.

even with protection, pregnancy happens D:

[Cannibal]

even with protection, pregnancy happens D:
Amen.

[Hanna]

Amen.

The only safe way to be protected from pregnancy is to not have sex

dildo. get.
lube. get.

HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY

[Cucurbita]

even with protection, pregnancy happens D:

I'm sure technology will have something figured out in the next 20 years.

[Cynic]

More like if any person ever tries to have sex with my kids ever and I am in the immediate area.

:chin:

[cupid]

Why are you guys such control freaks so restricting? They're going to grow up eventually and they should be given the right to make their own choices. A certain level of restraint is necessary but so much that you are willing to get violent is just silly.

./inb4whysoserious

[Cynic]

Why are you guys such control freaks so restricting? They're going to grow up eventually and they should be given the right to make their own choices. A certain level of restraint is necessary but so much that you are willing to get violent is just silly.

./inb4whysoserious


http://lazyoptimist.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/why-so-serious.jpeg

[Hanna]

Why are you guys such control freaks so restricting? They're going to grow up eventually and they should be given the right to make their own choices. A certain level of restraint is necessary but so much that you are willing to get violent is just silly.

./inb4whysoserious
Sex, drugs, and alcohol will NOT be tolerated in my house
it's dangerous to them and the people around them

as for music?
sure, why not.

[Chillax]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qSJrpcHMlA&t=0m27s

[Chiyuri]

If my father tried to do that, I would slice his throat in his sleep...

[BizarreJuju]

The only safe way to be protected from pregnancy is to not have sex

dildo. get.
lube. get.

HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY

Wait till Ar**** hears this 8D

Worse is if she never introduced her partner to her parents before doing things. I wanna know who the hell she is dating before she makes up her own choice, then I want to meet his parents to see if they aint insane. Im going to be a total Asian dad on my daughter.

Friend of mine, her little sister became 18 and found out she was going to date a 28 year old, reason because hes one of those MX Dirt biker skin head eww you know what that usually leads to...

Heres another question, what if your daughter is dating another fine looking girl... ._.

[Cynic]

I personally don't care who my children date. I'll still be overprotective.

It's a selfish fatherly instinct.

[Froglord of DESTINY!!!]

If I had a daughter, I'd restrict her relationship privilages.

There's no way some faucking punk ass emo with a limpy will get into her pants fo sho.

[Froglord of DESTINY!!!]

If I had a daughter, I'd restrict her relationship privilages.

There's no way some faucking punk ass emo with a limpy will get into her pants fo sho.

[Intimacy]

You can't stop children from having sex, it's your job to provide pills or condoms to them to make sure they're safe.

[BizarreJuju]

If shes also dates some kid online, im taking away her internet 8D

[Lolicon]

I'm gonna let my children date, but I'd tell them I don't recommend it for reasons.
But instead of feeling bad for them when they break up, I'm gonna laugh at them as hard as I can.

[Cynic]

If shes also dates some kid online, im taking away her internet 8D

I actually wouldn't care about online stuff as long as they didn't try and sex my kid via IM or webcam. Then I'd find their address and shoot 'um. |D


@ Jerain; lol, right?

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO DATE I TOLD YOU I WARNED YOU Y U NO LISTEN TO DADDY!?"

[Campylobacter jejuni]

So what's the ****ing problem?


Why are you guys such control freaks so restricting fascistoid hypocrites?
There's nothing ****ing worse than authoritarian-out-of-opportunity parents. I hope if all you guys get kids, they will emotionally abandon you FOREVER.

[Cynic]

What a nice thing to wish on people who are obviously joking and exaggerating.

[Campylobacter jejuni]

What a nice thing to wish on people who are obviously joking and exaggerating.
Not obviously.

But yes, it's incredibly nice of me.

[Cynic]

Well, the whole 'wat is srs in BR' thing is somewhat ambiguous, but I figured the funny video at the beginning was a dead giveaway.

..Unless he is actually serious. Which I hope he isn't.

I won't deny I'm the type who will have to try hard as f*ck not to meddle too much into my kids lives due to wanting to shelter and baby them, but I know how to limit myself.

[BizarreJuju]

If my daughter really wants to find a date, ill tell her not to date some noob in highschool, but someone thats more experienced that goes to college 8D

[Campylobacter jejuni]

Well, the whole 'wat is srs in BR' thing is somewhat ambiguous, but I figured the funny video at the beginning was a dead giveaway.

..Unless he is actually serious. Which I hope he isn't.

I won't deny I'm the type who will have to try hard as f*ck not to meddle too much into my kids lives due to wanting to shelter and baby them, but I know how to limit myself.
I didn't see a video. Maybe I scrolled too fast or whatever.

[Cynic]

Ahh. That's understandable, then.

This whole deal with serious sh*t in BR lately also doesn't help.