[HOT] Post your jokes here and try to answer my joke (Reward for a winner)

[honeymuffin]

Post your jokes here and try to get answer for my joke and I am giving a bear robe and emerald celtic shoes male to a winner (first person who gets answer) ....

Here is my joke:!!:
Once upon a time, there was a hunter with a rifle.
One day he went out for a hunting and he found a bird (looks very delicious).
He had a gun and it ONLY goes 10 meter when you shoot.
The bird was 100 Meter far away from the hunter but when the hunter shot gun, a bird was dead.
How do you think a bird died?



Answer: The answer is ..... Gun is 90 meter long and when it shoots, (as I said) it goes 10 Meter so that equals 100Meter and thats how bird died lol End.


*An Answer will be announced on May 1st 2010. (Announced because people was begging for it and I knew answer wouldn't come out anyways)

NO prize since everyone failed..

[Science]

The bird was already dead? lol...I'm not very good at these xD

[Chiri]

Hehe, it's more of a riddle than a joke, right?

1. The bird was a delicious peep
http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/7640/peepm.jpg

2. The bird was a scaredy bird and died when it heard the sound of the gun.

3. The guy was on a ledge 100m above the bird. Gravity brought the bullet the rest of the way to the bird.

4. The gun actually shoots danmaku, after the first bullet is shot and goes 10 meters, it splits into 5 smaller bullets which each go 30 meters, and then further splits into 100 bullets which go up to 61 more meters, causing devastation. Unfortunately for the bird, it has a large hit box .

[MagitekKefka]

Global warming killed the bird

[honeymuffin]

All Wrong for now.
Also post your jokes too!

[Osayidan]

hunter X
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. <------- cliff of 100m
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................................... O bird

[RicochetOrange]

A second hunter was there.

[honeymuffin]

Nice Guesses but wrong.

[Chiri]

Hunter has more than one gun :what:

[emomutt]

it decided to kill itself out of depression

[Mrlucky77]

The bird was a rambunctious crow.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00353.gif
Suddenly a RAMBUNCTIOUS CROW flies in the open window and snatches the beta, possibly to make a nest with, or maybe just for the sake of being a brainless feathery asshole.

You yell at the bird.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00354.gif

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00355.gif
You accidentally launch your NINJA SWORD. Everything goes flying out the window, dead bird and all.

[Science]

How do you think a bird died?

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A bird was shot, while the delicious bird was still alive.

[honeymuffin]

Little Hint here.
A Bird Did not Suicide And only one birds were there.

[adc7516]

the bird had drank fanta, and since birds can't fart or burp, the carbonated drink's gases built up inside the bird, and it's internal organs ruptured and it died. The hunter saw it when it was in pain from its injuries, which it shortly died from.

Here's a joke:
It was lunch time at some random religious school. When the children lined up to get food, there were was a plate of apples on the table. Next to the plate was a note that said "take ONE only, because God is watching". Further along the table was a plate of chocolate chip cookies. Someone had written a note which said: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

:XD:lol?

Oh, and you are in Ruari, so I really can't get the prize anyways :p

[honeymuffin]

lool wrong again

[honeymuffin]

Think more and reply.

[Virtue]

The bird got a heart attack from the frightening of the shooting sound/bang.

*puts on sunglasses*
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[honeymuffin]

Answer was getting close and then it became far away from answer now...
Look at my hint

[Mrlucky77]

According to the hints, my answer is closest. 8D

[honeymuffin]

Kinda but yours storyline is way far away from original one.
Ninja sword?
According to the hints, my answer is closest. 8D

[Mrlucky77]

Cause the hunter was on another building aiming at it.

[honeymuffin]

Come on guys! you guys are close!!!

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The Circle is you and this is how close you are..

[Loret]

Another hunter was lurking about and happened to spot the bird. Knowing his diseased poverty-stricken family was in dire need of food he decided on poultry for dinner. For some reason this wandering hungry fellow had a rifle, one that could reach almost 99 meters! but wait -- there was a problem. The bird he sees happened to be on the endangered species list, something he had learned while peeping on a middle-classed family watching discovery channel. (Later on he was discovered and was forced to make a hasty getaway in order to evade the quickly approaching policemen called in by the family!). So this man, hungry, dirty, frightened and slightly stupid stood there. Staring off into the distance where the bird stood, and began wondering. "How shall I ever catch this bird?". Night was quickly approaching, soon he felt the chill of midnight creep into him. "I must do it!" he thought. In a small clearing, the endangered bird, decorated with an elaborate assortment of tropical feathers, waited. Its feet were planted firmly in the ground and was apparently too dumb to have moved in the past 6 hours or so. The previous rifleman we spoke of earlier by now has finally reached close enough for a clear shot. He camped up in a tall tree, silently stalking his soon-to-be captive. Both men took aim almost at the same time, moving in perfect symmetrical and oddly coincidental harmony. BANG. The hunter farthest from the bird shot first. His hunger had driven him thus far, but by now it was beginning to turn on him. Startled, the bird quickly spread its wings in a panicked attempt to evade the bullets. It flared its feathers, revealing an enormous wingspan of over 100m!! the hunter patiently waiting above fired -- but missed! Due to his over confidence, the man had not bothered taking care in his shots. The bullet whizzed past the birds head, narrowly missing its vitals but managing to graze an eye. Realizing there was not only one, but two hunters after him the bird flapped. Sadly, the enormous wingspan of a Gn'luckto Clucken Frangly was not meant to fly, and instead created a massive whirl-wind which sucked in both hunters as well as several trees/bushes. The hunter above was shoved off his residing branch by the whipping wind. He tumbled, down down down and crushed the Gn'luckto with his massive muscular figure. Alas, the bird was no more...

...wonder how many of you will actually read that.

[Shironi]

I read it.





LOL.

No srsly, I did read it.

[Loret]

... :D
crap grammar ftw.

[honeymuffin]

Oh MY gosh... That was really close....
(Thread may almost have ended and you guys are getting too close.... T.T)

[honeymuffin]

lolololo
Don't note or add me in mabinogi for this please... (8 people requested friends and 14 notes about the answer T.T)
Just post reply here please and good luck!

[Moppy]

It's all right, my sweet chinchilla. Fame can hurt.

The man obviously had another gun.

Stay classy.

[Shaoxia]

The bird was already injured from another encounter with a hunter, and when it heard the sound of a rifle, it began to panic and frantically flapped its wings to try to fly up to avoid the gun. However, in doing so, it opened its injuries from the previous hunter further, and couldn't stand it. It couldn't fly anymore, and fell to its death.

Meh.

[honeymuffin]

Wrong and this one is kinda cheesy but not cheesy like a moppy said ( thats too cheesy and people will all swear at me if the answer was that cheesy)

[honeymuffin]

LOL? Nobody?
Well, At least try?

[Mrlucky77]

TG: no this is so werid man

[Osayidan]

The entirety of the universe imploded into the bird for no apparent reason, leaving behind only the dead bird and a parallel universe with a hunter who was quite surprised.

[honeymuffin]

IT was a hunter who killed it and he even took a picture with it '3 (this does not really affect the answer so yeah)

[Andy-Buddy]

Once upon a time, there was a hunter with a rifle.
One day he went out for a hunting and he found a bird (looks very delicious).
He had a gun and it ONLY goes 10 meter when you shoot.
The bird was 100 Meter far away from the hunter but when the hunter shot gun, a bird was dead.
How do you think a bird died?



Gun goes 10 meters, yes? Not the bullet. He shoots, the gun flies, and the bullet kills. 8D?

[Osayidan]

I think you should post the answer now, either way we're going to kill you for it. Better sooner than later right?

[Loret]

Gun goes 10 meters, yes? Not the bullet. He shoots, the gun flies, and the bullet kills. 8D?
... GENIOUS!

[Arsik]

Psh, the hunter divided by zero in the general vicinity of the bird.

[Kenny?]

He used a remote trigger or something to shoot the gun. He wasn't holding the gun.

[Chockeh]

HE SAW YOUR FACE /jk....maybe not :D

[Kudos]

Where'd OP run off too, I wan the answer D:

[honeymuffin]

Whooo.... I guess Everyone has failed....
Now I will announce the answer...
Look at the first post in this thread...

[honeymuffin]

NO Prize since everyone failed and I win uhhaaaa!

[Chockeh]

Your answer if fail.

[Kudos]

Wow, that answer sucked. >:/

[Chockeh]

Gun-sound is the best answer imo.

[Arsik]

Dividing by zero > all.

[Chockeh]

Dividing by zero > all.
Trying to find the infinity button > all

[Tibarn]

Post your jokes here and try to get answer for my joke and I am giving a bear robe and emerald celtic shoes male to a winner (first person who gets answer) ....

Here is my joke:!!:
Once upon a time, there was a hunter with a rifle.
One day he went out for a hunting and he found a bird (looks very delicious).
He had a gun and it ONLY goes 10 meter when you shoot.
The bird was 100 Meter far away from the hunter but when the hunter shot gun, a bird was dead.
How do you think a bird died?



Answer: The answer is ..... Gun is 90 meter long and when it shoots, (as I said) it goes 10 Meter so that equals 100Meter and thats how bird died lol End.


*An Answer will be announced on May 1st 2010. (Announced because people was begging for it and I knew answer wouldn't come out anyways)

NO prize since everyone failed..

Answer completely sucked.

And you do know that you can't send items to another server right? So basically there was a 2/3 chance that the winner got nothing.

I heard this somewhere else, and the answer was a lot better. I'll see if I can find it.

[Chockeh]

pie.

[Osayidan]

a 90 meter long gun would not only kill the bird but create a huge hole in the ground, and the shockwave would probably kill everything else in the forest.

[honeymuffin]

This post is LURKING!@

[Chockeh]

This post is LURKING!@
What's this suppose to mean :<

[honeymuffin]

Classified!

[Chockeh]

Classified!
SPAM!

[honeymuffin]

This is a spam zone!
SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!