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BobYoMeowMeow
07-14-2010, 04:46 PM
A vampire made me crash, Colorado woman tells police
July 01, 2010

A WOMAN crashed her car into a Colorado canal - then told investigators she did it to escape a vampire.

And police do not believe drugs or alcohol were involved in Sunday night's incident near Fruita.

The woman said she was so horrified when she saw the undead creature in the middle of a dirt road that she threw her four-wheel-drive vehicle into reverse - and ended up in the canal.

She was not hurt and was rescued by her husband, who went to the scene and took her home.

"The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away," KDVR reported.


A vampire made me crash, Colorado woman tells police | Herald Sun (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/a-vampire-made-me-crash-colorado-woman-tells-police/story-e6frfhk6-1225886634452)

LOL
she saw Edward Cullen

Time
07-14-2010, 04:47 PM
Twilight kills again.

Chockeh
07-14-2010, 04:50 PM
She just came outta twilight and taught about Edward.
Then she crashed.

Hiccup
07-14-2010, 04:52 PM
Retards :I

Spartaaaaa
07-14-2010, 04:55 PM
Another reason to avoid Twilight...

Serathx
07-14-2010, 04:59 PM
And Twilight wrecks a perfectly good car again!
The vans want revenge!

Enoshima Smoothie
07-14-2010, 05:12 PM
Was it sparkling?

Rose
07-14-2010, 05:21 PM
it was probaly just a pole or something...but when her lights shined on it it went all sparkly....

Edward Cullen has moved up the ladder, hes more unwanted then Justin Beaver now!!!!!!

Twilight bastards.

Zid
07-14-2010, 05:42 PM
Good laugh for the hour. :XD:

starpaw7
07-14-2010, 06:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC0Rg8REt6A

Now the safest place on Earth :lie:

Hiccup
07-14-2010, 06:33 PM
THEIR REAL!!!!


Wait wuh? Again!?

Rose
07-15-2010, 03:45 AM
There coming for my bl00d.

Kazuni
07-15-2010, 04:01 AM
Oh god no, ha!