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Kueh
06-03-2012, 05:42 AM
*Crunch*
*Urge to vomit ensues*

Oizen
06-03-2012, 06:04 AM
Its only a tooth.

Xemnas
06-03-2012, 07:05 AM
Its only a tooth.

'Tis only a flesh wound!

Campylobacter jejuni
06-03-2012, 09:40 AM
*Urge to vomit ensues*

Why?

Taycat
06-03-2012, 10:17 AM
Why?

>Eating something soft
>Crunch

Why is there something crunchy in my soft food?

Timotei
06-03-2012, 10:17 AM
Because you're not suppose to eat the candles.

Odin
06-03-2012, 12:36 PM
It tastes the best when you add the eggshells to the cake.

The unlucky fool who bites into the eggshell gets KP duty- washing the dishes.

Xemnas
06-03-2012, 12:37 PM
It tastes the best when you add glass to the cake.

The unlucky fool who bites into the shards gets dead

Much better.

Kueh
06-03-2012, 03:12 PM
You guys are too funny.

Second best way to start the day!

Cannibal
06-03-2012, 03:25 PM
The best way to start the day is by bedding me.

Kueh
06-03-2012, 03:34 PM
The best way to start the day is by bedding me.

This is true...