Claiming the first... FORUM GAME!!!

[Zephyri]

YES YES

LETS TELL A CAPS!STORY


HERE ARE THE RULES: YOU GET TO ADD ONE SENTENCE, AND IT MUST ALL BE IN CAPS.
OKAY GO


ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A CHUBBY LITTLE PUPPY NAMED MORTON WHO LOVED CHEESE DOODLES AND WORLD OF WARCRAFT.

[Kazuni]

ONE DAY, HE WAS WALKING ON THE STREETS, AND HE SAW THE CAT.

[RicochetOrange]

WHEN SUDDENLY IT RAINED DEAD CORPSES OF POKEMON AND CAKE!

[Chiri]

MORTON OPENED HIS MOUTH TO CATCH SOME CAKE BUT HE CAUGHT A DEAD MUK INSTEAD.

[Moppy]

MORTON THEN DIED OF POISONING TWO WEEKS LATER BUT WAS REBORN INTO A CAT!

[Mrlucky77]

THEN HE BLINKED ONCE. THEN FIVE SECONDS LATER, HE BLINKED AGAIN. ALSO, WHILE HE BLINKED, HE WAS BREATHING.

[Drago]

AFTER THE THIRD BLINK MORTON JUMPED INTO A CAR.

[Shanghai]

SINCE MORTON DID NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE, HE CRASHED AND SUFFERED FATAL WOUNDS AND HAD TO GO TO THE ER.

[Time]

IN THE ER HE FOUND OUT THE DOCTORS WERE THOSE OF SCRUBS AND HOUSE.

[adc7516]

MORTON LOST ALL HIS LIMBS(AND HIS SPLEEN AS WELL), AND THEY WERE REPLACED WITH ROBOTIC STUFF(BECAUSE THE DOCTORS OF SCRUB AND HOUSE WERE FROM THE FUTURE)!

[Taycat]

HE THEN DECIDED TO WALK AROUND SHOOTING AT DOGS THAT MADE HIM MAD OR LOOKED UGLY.

[Iyasenu]

BUT SINCE HE DIDN'T HAVE A GUN HE DECIDED TO BOTHER THE DOCTORS AND NURSES WITH MENIAL TASKS LIKE THE BRINGING OF ICE CREAM!

[Kazuni]

BUT THEY WERE OUT OF ICE CREAM FLAVORS EXCEPT FOR LIVER+PISTACHIO.

[Chockeh]

SO MORTON BLEW UP THE GODDAMN HOSPITAL~~!

[Kazuni]

BUT THEN HE BREATHED IN THE FOUL SMOKE AND HIS LUNGS GREW BLACK LIKE THE EFFECTS OF SMOKING.

[fathippo]

AND THEN HE GOT LUNG CANCER AND DIED CUZ THERE WUZ NO HOSPITAL.

[Discord]

HIS CREMATED ASHES RUINED THE FORMERLY HEALTHY LUNGS OF MANY SCHOOLCHILDREN WORLDWIDE.

[fathippo]

THEN HE GOT REVIVED AS A BIRD AND HE POOPED ON PEOPLES CARS.

[Scontro]

AT THAT MOMENT A GENIE CAME OUT OF MORTON'S LUNGS AND GAVE HIM THREE WISHES.

[fathippo]

HIS FIRST WISH WAS FOR A GIANT TOILET TO TAKE A DUMP IN SO PEOPLE WOULDNT GET MAD AT HIM AND THROW ROCKS AT HIM.

[Time]

HIS SECOND WISH WAS TO TRANSFORM INTO A BIRD-HUMAN (A HUMAN WITH BIRD LIKE LOOKS AND WINGS).

[Drago]

HIS THIRD WISH WAS FOR 17 BILLION DOLLARS!

[Zid]

HE THEN CHALLENGE BILL GATES TO A POKEMON DUEL.

[Drago]

BILL GATES BRIBED THE JUDGE SO MORTONS PIKACHU ELECTRICUTED HIM!

[Mrlucky77]

BUT HE SUMMONED HIMSELF INTO THE MATCH AND WON SOMEHOW.

[Time]

BUT THEN HE FOUND OUT HE HAD TO WIN IN A CHILD'S CARD GAME TO ESCAPE BILL GATES HOUSE.

[Tiiria]

SO HE CHALLENGED BILL GATES'S DOG TO A GAME OF GO FISH.

[Sanctus]

HOWEVER, NONE OF THEM KNEW HOW TO PLAY GO FISH.

[Mrlucky77]

SO HE JUST BEAT THE DOG UP AND FOLLOWED HIM IN A FASHION THAT IS SIMILAR TO THE HORRIBLY SLOW MURDER WITH AN EXTREMELY INEFFICIENT WEAPON. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

[Frawmus]

HE CHOSE THE WEAPON TO DEFEAT THE DOG, AND DECIDED ON A CARDBOARD SWORD

[Kazuni]

BUT HE GOT HUNGRY MIDWAY THROUGH AND ATE THE SWORD.

[Hitaki]

THEN EVERYONE DIED.

[Mrlucky77]

THEN CAME BACK AS ZOMBIES EXCEPT FOR A FEW PEOPLE WHICH SOMEHOW STARTED THE SCENARIO FOR L4D AND L4D2.

[Drago]

BUT MORTON WAS AN INTELLIGENT ZOMBIE AND HELPED PEOPLE.

[Discord]

UNFORTUNATELY MORTON ATE HIS CAT