Vending Machine Game

[Saffielia]

(This was the Loli's favorite back in the olden days)

Started by Geri214. Copied/Pasted from the thread.

"You are in front of a soda machine.
Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!
Your post starts with "Gets ......" and concludes with "Inserts ......"


Example: Inserts: Mabinogi
Gets: Nao"


Inserts: A Pin Cushion.

[Mrlucky77]

Gets: A Needle Book.

Inserts: Jack Noir's fashion montage. (my signature)

[Saffielia]

Gets:

A Harlequin Crossdresser

Inserts: Cirno.

[Chockeh]

Gets: A cross-dressing w/e that thing is.
Inserts: Crowbar.

[Mrlucky77]

To Saff cause she ninjad you. Gets: An icebox.

Inserts: PCHOOOOO into the alchemiter.

[Saffielia]

Gets: OOOOOH, COMPUTER PROGRAM. (Spell it backwards.)

Inserts: Some delicious air.

[Mrlucky77]

Gets: Some delicious water.

Inserts: A new post.

[Saffielia]

Gets: Some really jacked up post it note.

Inserts: Da Shoe.

[starpaw7]

Gets: Yaoi

Inserts: Pika-repellent

Now Pika cannot go inside D:

[Nikachu]

Gets: Red Bean Mochi

Inserts: a Monkey,

[Nakishu]

Gets: Used Toilet Paper

Inserts: Pie

[ＣＩＲＮＯ]

Gets: http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff309/Nyaruato/sigpic27677_3gif.png


Inserts: Gothic Loli

[MagitekKefka]

Gets Sandvich

Insert World of Ruin

[Shanghai]

Gets: Myouren Temple

Inserts: The Holy Palanquin

[Saffielia]

Gets: Some pretty worn out people.

Inserts: My Gourd.

[Phunkie]

Get: winning lotto tickets

Inserts: Playdoh

[Saffielia]

Gets: Some guy with pink dough hair.

Inserts: A freakishly long Sunflower.

[Moppy]

Gets: Some guy with pink dough hair.

Inserts: A freakishly long Sunflower.

Gets: Sex Panther

Inserts: Hand grenade

[Axx]

Gets: Pulse Ammo (FFVIII)

Inserts: (1) strand of blonde hair.

[Saffielia]

Gets: (1) Curled up hair.

Inserts: A Cucumber.

[ＣＩＲＮＯ]

Gets: Dildo


...

...




Inserts: Dildo

/fling into bin.

[Saffielia]

Gets: Cucumber

Inserts: A pair of ears.

[Arsik]

Gets: Bunnies. Bunnies are cute! :D

Insert: Swords, because swords are kewl!

[Tiiria]

Gets: Oh noes... the machine didn't like your money. THE SWORDS FLY BACK AT YOU! You be dead.

Inserts: The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

[Arsik]

Gets: Swords, because Swords are the answer to everything that is awsum!

Inserts: RM's hat

[Saffielia]

Gets: A rather ticked off Red Mage.

Inserts: MickyW's Dance skills.

[Mrlucky77]

EB: gets: WickyM's breakdancing skills.

EB: inserts: betty crocker barbasol bomb

[Saffielia]

EB: gets: WickyM's breakdancing skills.

EB: inserts: betty crocker barbasol bomb

Gets: An emotional breakdown, courtesy of Gushers.

Inserts: Elly. (The damned lazy gatekeeper)

[Kazuni]

Gets: An emotional breakdown, courtesy of Gushers.

Inserts: Elly. (The damned lazy gatekeeper)

Gets: A gate
Inserts: Hollow

[Shanghai]

Gets: A gate
Inserts: Hollow

Gets: Nirvana

Inserts: Gate

[Kazuni]

Gets: Nirvana

Inserts: Gate

Gets: Garganta
Inserts: Cero

[Mrlucky77]

EB: Gets finger shoop.

EB: inserts the vending machine.

[Chocobo]

Gets: A BLACK HOLE OF EVIL

Inserts: The fat chocobo

[Kazuni]

Gets: A BLACK HOLE OF EVIL

Inserts: The fat chocobo

Gets: The skinny chobobo.
Inserts: Mop

[Mrlucky77]

EB: Gets: A broomstick.

EB: Inserts: Colonel Sassacre.

[Kazuni]

Gets: Colonel Massacre
Inserts: 25C

[Saffielia]

Gets: A clump of bronze.

Inserts: My leftovers.

[Mrlucky77]

EB: Gets: A plastic bag from a cookie shop with no cookies inside.

EB: Inserts: Nannaquin.

[Chihaya]

EB: Gets: A plastic bag from a cookie shop with no cookies inside.

EB: Inserts: Nannaquin.

you're good XD
Gets: Barbie Doll

Inserts: a $1 bill =D (original)

[Saffielia]

Gets: Popchips (Greatest chip ever)

Inserts: Popchips.

[Mrlucky77]

EB: Gets: Poptarts. The best toaster pastry ever.

EB: Inserts: Pizza Pops.

[Saffielia]

Gets: Burger Deflates

Inserts: Tortillas

[Cannibal]

Gets: Tacos


Inserts: Banana peel

[Saffielia]

Gets: Plantain Peel

Inserts: MyPod

[Cannibal]

Gets: iPod cover.

Inserts: Dirty sock

[Saffielia]

Gets: Clean Sock

Inserts: Yukari (Don't ask how I did that.)

[Mrlucky77]

EB: Gets Marisa.

EB: Inserts The Giver.

[ＣＩＲＮＯ]

Gets: Cirno

Inserts: Suwako


TEACHER CAN I HAZ CIRNO FOR A SNACK?

[Saffielia]

Gets: Pyonta-Kun. (The hat, genius.) ((FFF, I miss cosplaying as Suwako.)

Inserts: Elly.

[bebepanales]

inserts: finger.

gets: a corn stalk.

[Navia]

gets: toe.

inserts: arrow

[Drago]

gets: bow

inserts: firefist!

[Axx]

Gets: deck of playing cards

Inserts: diamond ring

[ＣＩＲＮＯ]

Gets: Lump of Coal

Inserts: Lump of Sugar