Let's get this over with.

[Moppy]

This is Ron Burgundy, proudly reporting once again for Channel 4 News. Roughly 2 hours ago, devastation was brought throughout Mabinogi Nation. I have personally decided that these ill conceived characters must learn that I, Ron Burgundy, am the true winner of the contest. For that reason, a battle will be waged.

Let's go over the groundrules. Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face... AND THAT'S IT!

[Hitaki]

Pika pi Pika.

(You're a noob).

[Moppy]

Pika pi Pika.

(You're a noob).

Knights of Columbus, that hurt.

[Shironi]

Lelouch vi Britannia commands you to ... wut?

[Ketchup]

*touches mustache*

[Andy-Buddy]

Squirt squirtle.

Bewbewbewbewbewbewbew.
*You are soaking wet.*

[Hitaki]

Pika pika!

(There's another Pikachu above me!)

[Moppy]

I immediately regret this decision.

[Shironi]

Incorrect. That's a squirtle.

[Shanghai]

Incorrect. That's a squirtle.

Oh you. Youkai are all the same, and they should be treated as such, just like humans are the same. It doesn't matter how they look, co-existing is all that matters.

[Nakishu]

Moo?

[Ketchup]

Moo?

bark

[Kazuni]

鎖せ，ムルシエラゴ。
For those of you who do not understand.
Enclose, Murciélago.

[Chocobo]

Choco Chocobo Choco Choco!

[Cannibal]

This is what?

[Nakishu]

bark

Nothing can beat Moo. Not even Pika with a potato launcher.

[Chiri]

... ... ...

[Okami]

Shenanigans!!

[Chockeh]

I, the Duke, will destroy you aliens disguised as news reporters.

[Falsetto]

Oh dear, I see you putting that Anchor-Mop to good work!

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/Uriko002/00027g71x.png
To protect valuable assets such as ones face or mustache I have built in a deployable windshield; mainly able to withstand Gale force winds and most other dangerous projectiles! This has proven to be safe, and will not cause any workplace damage, other than that to viewer's vision.

To deploy, revolve both analog sticks in the clockwise direction to elevate the shield, and counter to retract it.

I hope this helps!

-Aki

[Chockeh]

Oh dear, I see you putting that Anchor-Mop to good work!

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/Uriko002/00027g71x.png
To protect valuable assets such as ones face or mustache I have built in a deployable windshield; mainly able to withstand Gale force winds and most other dangerous projectiles! This has proven to be safe, and will not cause any workplace damage, other than that to viewer's vision.

To deploy, revolve both analog sticks in the clockwise direction to elevate the shield, and counter to retract it.

I hope this helps!

-Aki

Even with a shield, the anchorman will eat my bullets right on he's ugly face!

[Shironi]

WINDGUARD! is what first comes to mind

[Mrlucky77]

EB: i challenge that anchorman with a man with an anchor.

[Kazuni]

EB: i challenge that anchorman with a man with an anchor.

Just swab the deck with the anchorman's head, human.

[ＣＩＲＮＯ]

Sorry, I will win because I've used H4X.

[Taycat]

Just swab the deck with the anchorman's head, human.

I am not human. I have no heart, just binary.

What say you of that?

[Moppy]

EB: i challenge that anchorman with a man with an anchor.

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

[Lan]

Meep o_o

[Papaya Pok Pok]

Meep o_o

O_o..

-Walks up to you and knifed-

/runs

[Lan]

O_o..

-Walks up to you and knifed-

/runs

Soon you will join the Order of Eunuch along with Anchor-Mop ^_^

[Papaya Pok Pok]

Soon you will join the Order of Eunuch along with Anchor-Mop ^_^

NEVER!

-Gets on a helicopter-

You can't get me now!

[Lan]

o.o SAM Surface to air missile.

[Moppy]

I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

[Lan]

I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

I know that Eunuch can't have children ^_^

[Papaya Pok Pok]

o.o SAM Surface to air missile.

FFFFFFFFFFFF-


I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

Who won't be invited? o. o

[Moppy]

FFFFFFFFFFFF-



Who won't be invited? o. o

What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.

[Time]

This is one of the most random and hectic threads Ive ever seen,Its brilliant!

[Saffielia]

I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

I do enjoy music and I am quite the guitar player, perhaps we should play in unison and become filthy rich people?

[Taycat]

You human people, confuse Kaito.

I not yet understand, what you say.

[Moppy]

I do enjoy music and I am quite the guitar player, perhaps we should play in unison and become filthy rich people?

I do already have many leather bound books but that does sound like quite an enjoyable experience.

[Taycat]

I do enjoy music and I am quite the guitar player, perhaps we should play in unison and become filthy rich people?

And I shall sing my lovely tunes.

Sound good?

[Saffielia]

I do already have many leather bound books but that does sound like quite an enjoyable experience.

Indeed. Will there be sandwiches involved?

The Flower Mistress prefers Cucumber.

[Moppy]

Indeed. Will there be sandwiches involved?

The Flower Mistress prefers Cucumber.

I don't see why not.

Just as always, stay classy.

[Saffielia]

I don't see why not.

Just as always, stay classy.

That man in the picture which is below your message... is he wearing a pink shirt?

And yes, Kaito, we need a melody.

[Taycat]

What kind of tune do you have in mine Shinigami-San?

[Saffielia]

What kind of tune do you have in mine Shinigami-San?

Mellow, yet exciting, if you may.

[Taycat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOd9CYDEphc

Too much?

[Kazuni]

Mellow, yet exciting, if you may.

.. You are a shinigami?

[Saffielia]

.. You are a shinigami?

Believe it not, these lies! I am not a Shinigami.

That blasted, lazy Edoko at the Sanzu is, however.

[Byte]

Believe it not, these lies! I am not a Shinigami.

That blasted, lazy Edoko at the Sanzu is, however.

*Smiles and draws his blades*

We shall see...

[Saffielia]

*Smiles and draws his blades*

We shall see...

How rude. Do these people have no respect for a powerful being of the Botany?

[Kazuni]

How rude. Do these people have no respect for a powerful being of the Botany?

They challenge an opponent whose strength terrifies them and think that you can win. It is beyond my comprehension. If it is due to what you Humans call a 'heart', it is because of that heart that you suffer injuries and it is because of that heart that you will lose your life.

[Byte]

I've spared with demons from the Nine Hells themselves, I shall barely break a sweat here today.

[Kazuni]

I've spared with demons from the Nine Hells themselves, I shall barely break a sweat here today.

I do not know of such "Hells".. But humans .. or other beings.. shall never match up to Hollows.

[Saffielia]

They challenge an opponent whose strength terrifies them and think that you can win. It is beyond my comprehension. If it is due to what you Humans call a 'heart', it is because of that heart that you suffer injuries and it is because of that heart that you will lose your life.

Your words are fascinating, they lose their lives much sooner than us youkai because their mental defenses are easily penetrable.

Where as I have lost my sense of reckless emotion long ago.

[Byte]

I do not know of such "Hells".. But humans .. or other beings.. shall never match up to Hollows.

Hollow? Do not be so quick to claim a title you cannot begin to understand!

[Kazuni]

Your words are fascinating, they lose their lives much sooner than us youkai because their mental defenses are easily penetrable.

Where as I have lost my sense of reckless emotion long ago.

I have no intention to fight unless interest leads me to, or Aizen-sama orders me to.
It is the same for these.. emotions made by the "heart". I do not have a heart, and therefore I have no emotions.

[Time]

They challenge an opponent whose strength terrifies them and think that you can win. It is beyond my comprehension. If it is due to what you Humans call a 'heart', it is because of that heart that you suffer injuries and it is because of that heart that you will lose your life.

It is the Humans "Heart" that makes them brilliant, there heart is what makes them fascinating, and in fact it makes them that much more dangerous, dont doubt its power, or it may be your downfall.

[Kazuni]

It is the Humans "Heart" that makes them brilliant, there heart is what makes them fascinating, and in fact it makes them that much more dangerous, dont doubt its power, or it may be your downfall.

What is this "heart"? If I tear open your chest, will I see it? If I smash open your skull, will I see it?
The "heart" is not the organ inside you. It is something inside a soul that makes humans and shinigami weak.

[Saffielia]

Oh Doctor, I am not saying I am emotionless, but more impervious to unnecessary emotional breakdowns and quite fearless, which conceals much of a human's weakness.

[Lan]

...I make cookies ^_^

[Saffielia]

...I make cookies ^_^

Indeed you do.

And indeed, you should give one to the Flower Mistress. -Surrounds you with demon flytraps-

[Arsik]

...I make cookies ^_^

Are there any sword shaped cookies? Those are the best, since they remind me of swords.

[Time]

What is this "heart"? If I tear open your chest, will I see it? If I smash open your skull, will I see it?
The "heart" is not the organ inside you. It is something inside a soul that makes humans and shinigami weak.

Well, just to mention, Time lords have two organ hearts, so you would see two. And you keep on doubting the humans " soul heart" and you can say it makes them weak, but I know that it makes them strive for greatness, it makes them more powerful then they could be alone.

Oh and can I have a cookie? cookies are good.In fact I love cookies! I think im having a craving...Ive never had a craving before!

[Lan]

Indeed you do.

And indeed, you should give one to the Flower Mistress. -Surrounds you with demon flytraps-

...If you stop taking cookies while I set them out to cool thereby depriving others of cookies sure.


Are there any sword shaped cookies? Those are the best, since they remind me of swords.

Give me one of your swords as a reference.

Or do you want it shaped like this? http://www.cupcakescookiesandmore.com.au/sword.jpg

@Doctor

http://www.cookiesurprises.com/thumbnail.asp?file=assets/images/MaleDoctorCookie.jpg&maxx=300&maxy=0

[Kazuni]

^ Please do not shriek like a demented Hollow when you see these.

[Lan]

^ Please do not shriek like a demented Hollow when you see these.

If you eat a cookie you will be whole ^_^

[Byte]

If you eat a cookie you will be whole ^_^

I think not.

[Time]

I think not.

No its true, trust him.

[Laconicus]

What are these "cookies?" Do poor...er, normal people eat those? o_o

[Kazuni]

If you eat a cookie you will be whole ^_^

What is whole? Will it fill the hole in my chest? I think not.

[Lan]

What are these "cookies?" Do poor...er, normal people eat those? o_o

They are happiness in bite sized pieces.:awesome:

[Time]

They are happiness in bite sized pieces.:awesome:

This is exactly what they are:ran_snake:

[Shanghai]

What is whole? Will it fill the hole in my chest? I think not.

I believe it is human food, therefore it will fill your stomach, and it's probably a sweet delicacy in the real world.

[Arsik]

Cookies are really good. They're up there after Swords, BM and Swords. That's how awsum they are, they beat Swords by just a hare.

[Kazuni]

Cookies are really good. They're up there after Swords, BM and Swords. That's how awsum they are, they beat Swords by just a hare.

It is hard to get accustomed to one such as Arsik talk in such a manner. Strange, indeed.

[Time]

Cookies are really good. They're up there after Swords, BM and Swords. That's how awsum they are, they beat Swords by just a hare.
where exactly is BM?

[Arsik]

*Cough, tell me about it. It almost hurts to talk like Fighter. But it was either him, or Dio Brando, so I went with the character that I'm more familiar with. That, and I doubt people will want to see WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY take up a page. So instead, they get the awsumness that is swords.

@Tim: He said that he had to take care of some things or something. It didn't have to do with swords, and he said he'd be right back, so I didn't pay attention.

[Axx]

Ah, I envy how much source material some you have to work off of.

Except for MW2 guy. "Grenade!"

[Arsik]

Would you like a present to make up for it?

[Mrlucky77]

EB: Dave can easily beat you.

Dave: Accelerate. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003541)

[Axx]

I-it's not like I want your present, but if you're offering then I guess it'd be rude of me not to accept.

[Time]

Would you like a present to make up for it?

Its going to be a sword isnt it....

[Hitaki]

Pikaaachu!!

(/Thunders somebody)

[Arsik]

I-it's not like I want your present, but if you're offering then I guess it'd be rude of me not to accept.

Okay! If I attach a chain to ends of some cookies, then that would be beyond awesum. Like second most awesum. Here, you can have this Cookie-Chuck.

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj223/moshpit26/CookieChucks.jpg

Only one that exists in the world, just for you.

Or you can have some swords if you like.

[Mrlucky77]

EB: i'll take the swords!

EB: i just need a swordKind strife specibus card though. :(

[Laconicus]

Pikaaachu!!

(/Thunders somebody)
Is that... a yellow cheagle that can create thunder??! O_O

[Moppy]

Let me show you fools what an ANCHORMAN is capable of.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGB_oRYCRuo&feature=related

[Lan]

Let me show you fools what an ANCHORMAN is capable of.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGB_oRYCRuo&feature=related

A half dead Cicada would be more threatening.

[Arsik]

Let me show you fools what an ANCHORMAN is capable of.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGB_oRYCRuo&feature=related

All I saw was you getting beaten up by a girl, which just so happens...to be...BM's intellegence score. I didn't know you two were friends. Wanna be my friend to, friend of my Bestest best friend?

[Moppy]

A half dead Cicada would be more threatening.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[Lan]

http://media.onemanga.com/mangas/00003422/000250722/03.jpg

You are less than that.

[Cannibal]

Lol...

[Saffielia]

I heard of this talk of cookies.

The Flower Mistress promises to behave if you present her with a Magnolia cookie.

[Kazuni]

I heard of this talk of cookies.

The Flower Mistress promises to behave if you present her with a Magnolia cookie.

You beings are so easily misled by the vague promise of sweets.

[Saffielia]

You beings are so easily misled by the vague promise of sweets.

If we are given a sweet, we can take our promise back, can we not? It is not a long-term commitment, that is so, yes?

If he gave me a cookie I could be as vile and wicked as I want afterwards, but I want my cookie.

[Arsik]

But swords will always be true, because swords will never give you up, and never gonna let you down. They're never going to run around and desert you, because they have no legs. It would be cool if they had legs though, cuz then I can have an army of swords to do my swordy stuff, along with my swords.

[Saffielia]

Oh how badly I wish to cease your blabber of swords.

Be thankful I am a reasonable, yes incredibly stylish and powerful, youkai.

[Lan]

I heard of this talk of cookies.

The Flower Mistress promises to behave if you present her with a Magnolia cookie.

http://www.cookiesinbloom.com/Images/TOY224_s.jpg

or

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3573/3325248648_a0dd2819ef.jpg

Edit:....I am having second thoughts...

[Kazuni]

Oh how badly I wish to cease your blabber of swords.

Be thankful I am a reasonable, yes incredibly stylish and powerful, youkai.

Be thankful Aizen-sama has not ordered you all dead.

And also that you do not appeal to me as someone worth fighting.

[Saffielia]

Be thankful Aizen-sama has not ordered you all dead.

And also that you do not appeal to me as someone worth fighting.

WELL, I never. It seems that somebody has never witnessed the ingenious power of my Double Spark.

-Takes Lan's bouquet of cookies-

[Arsik]

Hah, you can try all you want. Thanks to my training in The Twelve Schools of Vargus-do Zodiac-Style Swordplay, I can use Ram Style to break all of your equipment with my head before you break my head with your equipment.

[Kazuni]

WELL, I never. It seems that somebody has never witnessed the ingenious power of my Double Spark.

-Takes Lan's bouquet of cookies-

What about my Resurrección?
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091220073107/bleach/en/images/7/7d/Secunda_Etapa.png

[Saffielia]

^
l Oh great Kanako...


Hah, you can try all you want. Thanks to my training in The Twelve Schools of Vargus-do Zodiac-Style Swordplay, I can use Ram Style to break all of your equipment with my head before you break my head with your equipment.

My parasol is a sunflower that never dies, thus it cannot break.
And I've lived far longer than you have...
And I have my accomplices...

[Mrlucky77]

EB: I have a freaking stepmania song for my theme music.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1wBjh9Zw2U

[Lan]

What about my Resurrección?
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091220073107/bleach/en/images/7/7d/Secunda_Etapa.png

http://pidge2571.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/hollow_ichigo_by_estheryu.jpg

As I call you couldn't defeat this individual.

[Saffielia]

^^^ He has she-legs.

And I can believe that is so, is it? True that you cannot defeat that she-legged person, yes?

[Kazuni]

^^^ He has she-legs.

And I can believe that is so, is it? True that you cannot defeat that she-legged person, yes?

.. It was the Hollow within him, and not He.

[Saffielia]

Is that so?~

Oh my Kanako, I'm turning into that idiot youkai Rumia.

[Lan]

.. It was the Hollow within him, and not He.

Be that as it may, you still technically lost to a human.

[Hitaki]

Pi Pikachu.

(Ulquiorra is overrated).

[Kazuni]

It is a pity nobody is RPing the Hollow within Ichigo.

[Moppy]

What about my Resurrección?
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091220073107/bleach/en/images/7/7d/Secunda_Etapa.png

I don't speak Spanish!

[Kazuni]

I don't speak Spanish!

レスレクシオン・セグンダ・エター� � Perhaps?
刀剣解放第二階層?

[Taycat]

What about my Resurrección?
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091220073107/bleach/en/images/7/7d/Secunda_Etapa.png

That is very sexy....

Wait.....

[Byte]

レスレクシオン・セグンダ・エター� � Perhaps?
刀剣解放第二階層?

Speak less and your jaw will heal faster.

[Taycat]

レスレクシオン・セグンダ・エター� � Perhaps?
刀剣解放第二階層?

ああ、誰かが私の言語です。私が見� �けること嬉しい誰か私のような！