Ask a Dumb Question, get a Dumb Answer Game.

[Saffielia]

If the title isn't self explanatory, you beings are oh so very dull.

But I will demonstrate if I must...

Stupid question: What is chocolate pudding made out of?

Answer: Grass.

I will start.

What is inside a glowstick?

[Cannibal]

Eyeball juice.

Where do fish go to school?

[Saffielia]

Riverbanks to study finances.

How many brain cells do ostriches have?

[Time]

more then you

Why is the sky blue?

[Mrlucky77]

Cause Earth is god's sink.

Can you gift me all your guru gold please?

[Osayidan]

3.

Why?

[Cannibal]

Eleven.


How do those little people survive in the T.V.?

[Moppy]

Oxygen masks.

Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?

EDIT: Stay classy, slow poke.

[Saffielia]

Because they live off of Phil, the Long Legged Spider that lives inside. (You NINJA)

Nein?

[Papaya Pok Pok]

Ninja'ed ;;

Why is the earth round

[Moppy]

Moppy

Why is the earth round?

Because squares hurt God's brain.

You pooped in the refrigerator?

EDIT: NINJA'D U AGAIN SAF.

[Saffielia]

Because squares are for squares.

Is it muffins?

(OHMYKANAKO, MOP, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.)

[Moppy]

Because squares are for squares.

Is it muffins?

(OHMYKANAKO, MOP, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.)

Just sparta.

What do you love?

[Yogurticecream]

Something.

Can pigs fly?

[Saffielia]

Kicking your Anchorman Human A**.

How do microphones work?

(KSADFNJKSABDNG -Nerdrage leaves the thread-)

[Time]

pie

Why is saff so easy for mop to ninja

(freaking Karma!!!!)

[Moppy]

She is noob.

Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

[Osayidan]

Because you touch yourself at night.


Why can't turtles fly?

[Time]

Because they touch themselves at night

where is pie?

[Moppy]

IGNORE THIS POST

[Osayidan]

Lost in the tardis somewhere.

where are my pantz?


[ninja me = death]

[Saffielia]

Staying Classy.

Why isn't that crap-beaten trespasser dead yet?

[Cannibal]

It's really a ninja

Why is there water in my fish tank?

[Mrlucky77]

EB: On the ground. Looking like a foo'!

EB: Will people give me guru gold. :x

[Moppy]

No.

Why can't you just be proud of me as a peer and my gentleman lover?

[Saffielia]

Ask again later.

Eight balls sucks?

[Time]

Because moppy got a cool Icon and I didnt.

Why are cars fast?

(why is no one posting nooowwww. Did I do something...Ahhhhhh)

[Moppy]

Because moppy got a cool Icon and I didnt.

Why are cars fast?

(why is no one posting nooowwww. Did I do something...Ahhhhhh)

Because people are slow.

Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?

[Saffielia]

The request has been declined.

Will these Alstroemerias ever bloom?

[Moppy]

The request has been declined.

Will these Alstroemerias ever bloom?

If you give them water, yes.

Do you guys really want to know what love is?

[Time]

i already know

Why do Anchormen like to be repped?

[Mrlucky77]

EB: because they fail in life. (i just went there)

EB: why is homestuck music awesome.

[Saffielia]

Because the creator is awesome.

How come people keep mindlessly wandering into Mugenkan?

[Discord]

Because we don't give a damn

Why don't we give a damn?

[Saffielia]

Because you'd rather not.

How the Makai did they cross the Lake of Blood?

[Mrlucky77]

EB: They crossed the Chamber of Blood. (DFO)

EB: What is up with canabalt.

[Time]

Falcon punch

what is over 9000?

[Mrlucky77]

EB: The number 9001.

EB: what is LOLAR.

[Phunkie]

The word 'dollar' pronounce by someone with a speech impediment? :(

Where do the fish go in the winter?

[Time]

France

Why cant I have a pet squirrel?

[Laconicus]

Because it would drive you nuts

Where am I supposed to find the Jewel of Lorelei?

[Phunkie]

Luke ate it!

What's the quickest way to kill someone?

[woohoohelloppl]

In Lorelei, DUH!
On the other hand, is this said "jewel" edible?
* Drools *


What do cats eat?



EDIT :: NINJA'D! D:<
* Shoots *


Ya gotta shoot 'em...


What do cats eat?
I need to find out how to fill mah belleh. :/

[Phunkie]

Dust bunnies!

How hot is hot?

[Mrlucky77]

above 50 degrees celcius.

How cold is cold?

[Laconicus]

About -50 degrees celcius.

Why was I created...?

[Tedio]

For my amusement.

Why do people make chain threads?

[Paul]

No answer/question.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Mrlucky77]

EB: None.

EB: why are there seven gates to skaia and not a different amount?

[Time]

q 108.5

How are you feeling tomorrow?

[Paul]

Very congruent yesterday.

If birds swim, fishes shoot laser guns, what do African bull frogs do?

[Time]

Bomb Canada

If I get a mop, then sell it, can I say i owned Moppy.

[Paul]

If one does not know ones true self, one knows nothing.


If I cut a pie into 8 equal slices but eat 9 pieces but throw up 11, how many do i have?

[Rayksel]

42.

What does Bridget make everyone?

[Tomates]

sexy aliens

Why do fools fall in love?

[Saffielia]

Because, for foolish people, love is the matter that conceals the gaps of their intelligence. (LOOK, A SMART ANSWER.)

Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?~

[Arsik]

Really?

Is it next to swords?

[Discord]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk23/whatever524/No.gif


Anyone else have a question?

[Lolicon]

Your mom.
http://www.tomys.com.ar/web_images/awesome_face_bigger.png


LEEROOOOOOY JENKINSS????

[Mrlucky77]

This Chicken is good.

Lolar?

[Lolicon]

raloL.

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise and a Panda?

[Mrlucky77]

TG: tom cruise duh

TG: why am i so effing awesome.

[Kyouriharu]

You aren't

Who is Kira?

[Kazuni]

Kira is fudgin' nobody!
Where the hell can you get another Vizard around here, huh!?

[Axx]

You can find anything in Wal-Mart.

Why is 'bridge princess' a species of Youkai?

[Kyouriharu]

No idea but you look quite intriguing sucking on that pop.... sakujo~

Where is Kami?

[Okami]

Probably sleeping.

Why am I still up?

[bebepanales]

watching prons.

what do you do when you're all out of bubble gum?

[Rayksel]

Blame Canada.

Why are hamburgers so effing awesome?

[bebepanales]

its made from catmeat.

i can has cheeseburger?! just kidding.
why does boku always use a period after saying lol?

[Navia]

because hes an american.

why do cows moo?

[Drago]

because they are signaling the mothership

why do fishes have scales?

[emomutt]

so they cant go backwards

whats a dumb question?

[starpaw7]

:awesome:

:what:

[Osayidan]

:ran_girl1:

:ran_doraemon:

[emomutt]

'Cuz

But Why?

[Mrlucky77]

TG: cause apple juice is better

TG: why am i so effing awesome again.

[Lolicon]

Your mom. http://damon.pendarvis.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/AwesomeFace.png http://damon.pendarvis.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/AwesomeFace.png http://damon.pendarvis.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/AwesomeFace.png

SPIDER??

[Drago]

spider? WHERE?! @$@#%$# -smashes computer screen-

how to fix computer? :died:

[Arsik]

Duct tape it. If you can duck it, chuck it.
:thumb:

Why didn't this dance become a new meme?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msl57Xfl5u4

[Mrlucky77]

Because caramelldansen is too close to it.

Why do I have to go to school D:

[Lolicon]

Football.

Where do babies come from?

[Kazuni]

Football.

Where do babies come from?

Pineapples. Duh.
Why can't beavers all get along?

[emomutt]

hurrr derpa durr

durrrpa durpa durrr ahurrr

[Tedio]

Hur.....durr..

[bebepanales]

Pineapples. Duh.
Why can't beavers all get along?

cuz they like to smack each other's faces with their whiptails.
why is kazuni's avi angry~

[Kudos]

Because if it was happy you'd ask why it was happy.
Why do people ask questions with words beginning with the letter W?!

[Mrlucky77]

No they don't. Look.

Do pinapples grow on apple-banana-watermelons?

[Kudos]

All of the above.
Why dooooooo-ooooooo i love my fasdfjkl;?

[bebepanales]

because it's made of chocolate.
why!?!?!?!??????????????????????????

[Mrlucky77]

Wryyyyyyyyyyy.

Wry!???

[bebepanales]

hammerhead.
do you remember sinister from x-men?

[Chocobo]

Nocobo.

Do you like chocobo?

[Drago]

nocobo.

do you like luffy?:ran_luffy:

[Kudos]

I like invertabraes.

Why is squidward so sexy?

[bebepanales]

because he plays clarinet pantsless.

whats better m&m's or skittles

[Papaya Pok Pok]

Eminem

Do you believe in god?

[Mrlucky77]

Yes I do. It's a serious belief and also because of Pascal's Wager - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_Wager)

Do you think I can write a mabinogi guide in under 10 minutes?