The Vending Machine

[Berry0]

I happen to like forum games, and this seems to be the equivalent of the Spam Zone in Mabiguru. Forgive me if this is the wrong place to put this :T_T:

The Vending Machine


How it Works
The first person (me) puts ANYTHING IN THE WORLD into a giant vending machine that has anything in the world. Something random comes out, and you choose what it is! Then you put something else totally random into the machine, and the person below you says what comes out. (kinda hard to explain.)

EXAMPLE
1st Person: Inserts: Pokeball
2nd Person: Gets- Banana
Inserts- A vending machine

And that's it. :thumb:

(P.S, I LOVE THESE SMILIES. :2thumb:)

[starpaw7]

You didn't insert anything :what:

*Inserts Onion*

[Berry0]

Gets: Epic Fail
Inserts: A tentacle rape monster

(Omg. Lol. I fail. :B)

[Science]

Gets: A pet donkey
Gives: BARRY0 A WELCOME HUG :D YOU FINALLY CAME BACKKKK.

[Berry0]

Gets: A Berry0 with a warm, fuzzy feeling of welcomeness.
Inserts: Zuko (From A:TLA)

[Kueh]

Gets: Adorable kitten.
Inserts: Quarter

Please oh please someone say gets rejected.

[mewball]

Gets: Mudkip
Inserts: Mudkip

[starpaw7]

*Receives a nickel* :what:
*Inserts myself into the machine*

[Invertex]

Gets body parts.
Insert internet.

(Ninja edit)

[RicochetOrange]

Gets a Game Over.

Inserts: Mijumaru

EDIT: Ninj'd x3

[Berry0]

Gets: A gift basket full of internet memes.
Inserts: My broken Vindicated closed beta account

Edit: FFFFFFU-..

[RicochetOrange]

Gets: The Vindicator skin from Ratchet Deadlocked.

Inserts: My House.

[Berry0]

Gets: A cardboard box
Inserts: A hobo

[mewball]

Gets: Mudkip
Inserts: Mudkip

[Invertex]

Gets an infinite loop.
Inserts vending machine into infinite loop.

[Kueh]

(Mewball hurts my heart.)

Gets: Portal
Insert: Cake

[Berry0]

Gets: This thread
Inserts: Chuck Norris

[Osayidan]

gets: broken vending machine
inserts: a new vending machine

[Berry0]

Gets: 3.14
Inserts: Pie

[Magenera]

Gets: Rock
Insert: Every fail the mutlitverse has witness

[Osayidan]

Gets: Rock
Insert: Every fail the mutlitverse has witness

gets: honeymuffin
inserts: fire

[Invertex]

Gets flames.
Insert bullet.

[Berry0]

Gets: Alucard's gun (from Hellsing)
Inserts: Pedobear

[mewball]

Gets: Mudkip
Inserts: Mudkip

[Berry0]

Gets: A beating stick handmade for mewball
Inserts: A hint

[Invertex]

Gets an answer.
Inserts a question.

[Shanghai]

Gets an equation
Inserts a cockatoo.

[Berry0]

Gets: A censorship bar
Inserts: Side boob

[Mrlucky77]

Gets:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rPgSYX6qiU


Inserts: THE SOCK RUSE

[mewball]

Gets: Mudkip
Inserts: Mudkip

[Berry0]

Gets: STFU
Inserts: Fred (a really annoying chipmunk-voiced guy with problems)

[Mrlucky77]

Gets: Nigahiga (He's decent.)

Inserts: http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-nope.avi.gif

[Omarukun]

Gets: a Blood-covered wrench
Inserts: loli

[Athde]

Gets: Pikablu

Inserts: Epicness

[Berry0]

Gets: Me
Inserts: Roflcopter

[Athde]

Gets: Lulz

Inserts: Anonymous

[abc33kr]

Gets: 4chan
Inserts: Cucumber

[Berry0]

Gets: One Piece
Inserts: Becky Witch Dress

[RicochetOrange]

Gets: Troll! D:

Inserts: My helmet.

[Berry0]

Gets: Helmet hair. =c
Inserts: Arsik

[Athde]

Gets: Weird Blue Fairy Avi ( LD)

Inserts: Phunkism

[Shanghai]

Gets: Phunkie
Inserts: Athde

[Mrlucky77]

Gets: Some dude in vending machine.

Inserts: The fact that I hacked someone on Facebook atm.

[RicochetOrange]

Gets: Not caring Ricochet Orange! I don't have a Fackbook. ._.

Inserts: Mrlucky77

[Athde]

Gets: Unlucky

Inserts: Death

[Shanghai]

Gets: Shanghai
Inserts: Beijing

[RicochetOrange]

Gets: China!

Inserts: Communism

[Athde]

Gets: Russia

Inserts: Bacon

[Shanghai]

Gets: Canadian Bacon
Inserts: Maple Syrup

[Athde]

Gets: Pancakes

Inserts: /b/

[RicochetOrange]

Gets: Rule 34

Inserts: Ashes of said Rule 34 images.

[Athde]

Gets: A trip to the therapists

Inserts: Money

[Shanghai]

Gets: A fun time at the mall.

Inserts: Water.

[emomutt]

gets: drowning sequence

inserts: dead body

[Athde]

Gets: Necrophilia

Inserts: Hormones

[emomutt]

get: aroused
inserts: http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu185/zerobreaker/40LB_Rape_box-1.jpg

[RicochetOrange]

Gets: Package totally unrelated to anything sexual.

Inserts: My fist.

[emomutt]

gets: goatsee
inserts: vuvuzela

[Berry0]

Gets: Sexual Innuendo
Inserts: Rapist Monkey

[Athde]

Gets: A shotgun

Inserts: Myself ... :D

[Berry0]

Gets: A gumball
Inserts: Angel wings

[Kueh]

I don't get this game.

[Athde]

Gets: Flying Powers

Inserts: Godzilla

[Berry0]

Gets: Chinatown
Inserts: Otter

[RicochetOrange]

Gets: Mijumaru holding an everstone!

Inserts: Pokabu's crappy second evolution.

[Athde]

Gets: Crappy Game

Inserts: Gumball

[emomutt]

gets: choking hazard
inserts: fall out 3 hacks

[Shanghai]

Gets: The Mists of Avalon
Inserts: 7-UP.

[Science]

Gets: Hair Razor
Inserts: My bangs 8D

[Invertex]

Gets Shira's decapitated head.
Insert said head.

[Science]

Gets Shira's decapitated head.
Insert said head.

You'd decapitate me? ; ;

Gets: Snapple
Inserts: Bottle cap :D

[Bankai231]

Gets:Metal
Inserts:Epik PS3 game.

[Invertex]

You'd decapitate me? ; ;

The vending machine did it!

Gets instruction booklet.
Inserts toothpick.

[Athde]

Gets: Clean Teeth
Inserts: Games nobody wants.

[Bankai231]

Gets:Halo Reach 8D
Inserts:Halo Reach (No one wants it)

[Athde]

Gets: Crappy Game that only fans of series play.
Inserts: Resistance 3

[Berry0]

Gets: Perverted Thoughts (Resistance.. Rape.. I'm so perverted.)
Inserts: a ghost

[Berry0]

Bump.

[Shanghai]

Gets: Possessed Closet
Inserts: Drawer.

[emomutt]

gets: gay closet joke
inserts: better then japanese american anime

[Shanghai]

Gets: Disappointment.
Inserts: Hourai

[abc33kr]

Gets: Missingno
Inserts: Spanish Homework.

[Q]

gets: a spanish laborer
inserts: AP physics homework

[Shanghai]

Gets: A confused doll
Inserts: Birdo

[Mrlucky77]

Gets: Friendo.

Inserts: ACTIVATED TRAP CARD

[Shanghai]

Gets: Fake Trap
Inserts: Skullcandy

[emomutt]

gets: zelda game
inserts: fan boy

[Shanghai]

Gets: Apple
Inserts: Pear

[abc33kr]

Gets: Pear Juice

Inserts: Headache

[Science]

Gets: Aspirin
Inserts: Pokemon Crystal

[abc33kr]

Gets: Horror Story about pokemons

Inserts: Bamboo

[bebepanales]

gets: panda poo
inserts: black silk thong

[Mrlucky77]

Gets: A deviled egg.

Inserts: The same deviled egg.

[bebepanales]

gets: gas station egg sandwich.
inserts: onion

[abc33kr]

Gets: News Network

Inserts: Evie

[bebepanales]

gets: smiley chip cookie
inserts: toe.

[abc33kr]

Gets: footjob
Inserts: Lynching rope

[bebepanales]

gets: emomutt
inserts: neid.

[abc33kr]

Gets: Water Windmill

Inserts: AP

[Q]

Gets: magic cards
inserts: monster card

[Shanghai]

Gets: A children's card game
Inserts: Apple Juice

[Athde]

Gets: Yellowish Liquid
Inserts: Apple

[Shanghai]

Gets: Steve Jobs
Inserts: His head.

[Athde]

Gets: A soccer ball
Inserts: Genius

[Shanghai]

Gets: Cirno
Inserts: Nineball.

[Athde]

Gets: Eightball
Inserts: Pooltable

[abc33kr]

Gets: Pool Shark

Inserts: a House

[emomutt]

gets: alice in wonderland (original)
inserts: willy wonka

[Mrlucky77]

Gets: Every kind of chocolate/candy imaginable.

Inserts: Diabetes caused by every kind of chocolate/candy imaginable.

[Athde]

Gets: Oprah Winfrey
Inserts: Oprah Winfrey

[Shanghai]

Gets: Her last season on air
Inserts: Vindictus

[abc33kr]

Gets: Anger

Inserts: enchant r8

[starpaw7]

*Receives Hard Bipennis* :what:

*Inserts Gary Larson*

[Lolicon]

Recieved: old people

Inserts: Rageface

[starpaw7]

*Receives http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss320/starpaw7/PLZ/frageplz.gif*

*Inserts http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss320/starpaw7/PLZ/leleleplz.gif*

[Iyasenu]

Gets underpuffed marshmallows.

Inserts sea salter grinder.