I am a Bieber widow, looking for love

[Phunkie]

:T_T::T_T::T_T:

My husband recently died. I'm lonely.

I'm 35, freaky and willing to travel.

Looking for love.

[Cannibal]

...



EVERYONE RUN.

[Invertex]

Did you know Bieber is german for beaver?

/joys of german class

[Arsik]

And Goonie comes in to accept in 3...2...

[Berry0]

NO LOVE FOR YOU!

[Phunkie]

I has pics.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nKa-dM7PvEo/Sz0PiWMlXGI/AAAAAAAAEJo/CxxunFAN22o/s400/mean+nun.jpg

http://extra.listverse.com/amazon/nuns/Nun_ruler.jpg

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/gallery/computers/Nun_At_Computer.jpg


Call me.

[Berry0]

I change my mind. Number?

[Goonie]

I likes u

u likes me?

http://kickitdelicious.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/amanda-grandma-9-04.jpg

[Phunkie]

I change my mind. Number?

1-646-JEH-OVAH

[Byte]

And Goonie comes in to accept in 3...2...

You called it. +cookie

[Time]

Okay, whose masquerading as goonie? WHO ARE YOU! I know its someone here......But who.....Its not me....that leaves.....Everyone else.

[Goonie]

NO ONES MASKERADES ME

NO ONE STEALS MY SOCIAL SECURITY

NO ONE

[Tiiria]

Okay, whose masquerading as goonie? WHO ARE YOU! I know its someone here......But who.....Its not me....that leaves.....Everyone else.
Goonie is everyone. Goonie is noone. Goonie is here, there, in front of you, behind you, IN YOUR HEAD! You're insane, Goonie is a figment of your imagination.

[Kazuni]

Goonie is secretly Mario. Not.

[Phunkie]

Berry, Arsik just deleted your image for a reason.

Please don't post it again.