Boys.

[Cannibal]

What's it like to pee standing?





Thank Phunkie for this thought. :)

[Moppy]

Soothing.

[Cannibal]

I bet.


Wanna trade downstairs parts for a day?

[Taycat]

That and the fact if they sit down to poo they will make their asses wet with pee.

[Science]

Easier to have pee pee competitions when you're bored. And soothing :D

[Bankai231]

Do you really want to give the mop a...you know.

[Cannibal]

Whaaaaat? I wanna have a pee pee competition.

[Science]

Whaaaaat? I wanna have a pee pee competition.

Meet you in the bathroom in 5 minutes?

[Hitaki]

It feels relieving.

What's it like for girls to pee?

[Cannibal]

Meet you in the bathroom in 5 minutes?

How about the bedroom instead? ;)



For girls, it's...I dunno, peeing. Sometimes it runs places it shouldn't.

[Phunkie]

Oh my god.

Peeing standing up is alright, but PEEING SITTING DOWN (especially when you first get up in the morning) is soooo comfortable.

I would pee sitting down for the rest of my life if public bathrooms weren't so frickin' dirty.

[Science]

How about the bedroom instead? ;)

OKAY! -drools-

[Chockeh]

...Feels weird when guy besides you check you out...
http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae111/Gackt4life/darker%20than%20black/DTB2ep5Heitoileticonanimated.gif

[Taycat]

When girls pee we take forever. We have to wipe ourselves to make sure we don't leave wet spots on our jeans or panties.

I mean, who wants to smell fish?

[Cannibal]

Oh my god.

Peeing standing up is alright, but PEEING SITTING DOWN (especially when you first get up in the morning) is soooo comfortable.

I would pee sitting down for the rest of my life if public bathrooms weren't so frickin' dirty.

Lol, I love you.


When girls pee we take forever. We have to wipe ourselves to make sure we don't leave wet spots on our jeans or panties.

I mean, who wants to smell fish?
This, and like I said before--sometimes I end up with a wet ass I didn't want.

[Science]

When girls pee we take forever. We have to wipe ourselves to make sure we don't leave wet spots on our jeans or panties.

I mean, who wants to smell fish?

The cat does....

[Cannibal]

Hopefully not that kind.

[ＣＩＲＮＯ]

Oh my god.

Peeing standing up is alright, but PEEING SITTING DOWN (especially when you first get up in the morning) is soooo comfortable.

I would pee sitting down for the rest of my life if public bathrooms weren't so frickin' dirty.

You girly bastard!

Pee like a real MAN! Do it eight miles away from the urinal and hit the target... IF YOU CAN.

[Taycat]

Cats like vaginal fish?

Disgusting.

[Science]

You girly bastard!

Pee like a real MAN! Do it eight miles away from the urinal and hit the target... IF YOU CAN.

Use a scope :D


Cats like vaginal fish?

Disgusting.

Nvm D:

[ＣＩＲＮＯ]

Use a scope :D

My record was 84 miles, a little magic and a little luck.

[Melchinoir]

Oh my god.

Peeing standing up is alright, but PEEING SITTING DOWN (especially when you first get up in the morning) is soooo comfortable.

I would pee sitting down for the rest of my life if public bathrooms weren't so frickin' dirty.

Damn straight. That combined with the fact that WE CAN ACTUALLY AIM IT so that our asses don't get wet is win.

[Phunkie]

Also, peeing standing up means you have to AIM.

Sometimes you just wanna be careless and pee, but that's when you start peeing all over the toilet seat and then you gotta clean it up. At home, for example.

My Mom would kill me if I left the toilet seat wet with pee. That is just disgusting.

+1 for girls. They don't have to aim.


Edit: AIMING TAKES EFFORT. I'm lazy!!

[Science]

My record was 84 miles, a little magic and a little luck.

Drawing AND peeing skills. You are my hero...:glare:

[Cannibal]

I wouldn't mind aiming, ok? I could pee in the snow, and it actually look like something. I could pee on people with more precision and aim!

[Melchinoir]

It makes you wonder if some guys even know how to aim, looking at the state of public bathrooms and all....

I bet those guys suck at FPS's too.

[ＣＩＲＮＯ]

Also, peeing standing up means you have to AIM.

Sometimes you just wanna be careless and pee, but that's when you start peeing all over the toilet seat and then you gotta clean it up. At home, for example.

My Mom would kill me if I left the toilet seat wet with pee. That is just disgusting.

+1 for girls. They don't have to aim.

Uhhh... Pee with the TOILET SEAT UP maybe?


Please don't pee with the seat down, because if I see anyone in my house doing that...



/camera time.

[Bankai231]

Can A mod lock this thread.

Im only like 14.1516 years old. This should be censored D:

If you couldnt tell...JK

[Melchinoir]

Uhhh... Pee with the TOILET SEAT UP maybe?


Please don't pee with the seat down, because if I see anyone in my house doing that...



/camera time.

.___. What's wrong with peeing with the seat down if you don't make a mess?

[Cannibal]

Excuse me, Banban(<3), but pee is a natural thing.

I could post a thread asking boys what it's like to...you know...

[Chockeh]

.___. What's wrong with peeing with the seat down if you don't make a mess?
...New style...Pee with pant's on...

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae111/Gackt4life/darker%20than%20black/DTB2ep5Heitoileticonanimated.gif

[Phunkie]

Haha, I'm lazy.

And sometimes you gotta pee so bad that it splashes off the water and you have to dodge it from falling on you.

Quite nasty. :X

[Bankai231]

Ahh I remeber the good times In guru when we talked about random stuff that didnt happen in the bathroom

And no Saani I dont need anything like that posted...yet

[ＣＩＲＮＯ]

I don't know, never had those problems before...

[Chockeh]

Excuse me, Banban(<3), but pee is a natural thing.

I could post a thread asking boys what it's like to...you know...

...Do you mean this?...

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1641/75602926.gif

...Not one of my fond memories...

[Cannibal]

I'm pretty sure I've peed before, and it's splashed on the water and come up and hit me on the ass.

[Chockeh]

I don't know, never had those problems before...
...This...

[Phunkie]

I'm pretty sure I've peed before, and it's splashed on the water and come up and hit me on the ass.
I usually take a bunch of toilet paper and I throw it in the toilet, so that way there is minimal splash.

[Cannibal]

Oh my god, that's an amazing idea.

But sort of wasteful. Even though, when I wipe, I usually use like 500x more TP than I actually need, because...just, that's gross.

[Bankai231]

Mental images are one skill I wish I didnt have right now

[Time]

Yay for most disturbing thread that Ive read on the Nation so far!

[Science]

I'm surprised no one posted 'I HASTO PEE' yet...owo;;

[Chockeh]

I usually take a bunch of toilet paper and I throw it in the toilet, so that way there is minimal splash.

For being peeing sitting down or standing.
...You sir, have clogged up the toilet...Killed countless tree's...Disgusting Hinimori...You're as Heartless as a contractor...

[Phunkie]

Haha and I only pee sitting down at home. It's the only place I really feel comfortable to do so. 8D

I keep my toilet clean.

[Taycat]

I have to pee.

[Melchinoir]

I just did.

[Cannibal]

I'm surprised no one posted 'I HASTO PEE' yet...owo;;

Actually, I do. But I usually hold my pee for a while, it's good for you, y'know.
Also bad for you...

[Melchinoir]

Actually, I do. But I usually hold my pee for a while, it's good for you, y'know.
Also bad for you...

ASPLODING KIDNEYS

[Phunkie]

...You sir, have clogged up the toilet...Killed countless tree's...Disgusting Hinimori...You're as Heartless as a contractor...

If you clog up your toilet doing so, then you're doing it wrong.

And how many notebooks do you fully use (from first page to end) in school? We're both wasting paper. :D

[Bankai231]

Actually, I do. But I usually hold my pee for a while, it's good for you, y'know.
Also bad for you...

Yeah I always hold it till like the last second. Going to the bathroom is an inconvience :l

[Chockeh]

If you clog up your toilet doing so, then you're doing it wrong.

And how many notebooks do you fully use (from first page to end) in school? We're both wasting paper. :D
...I got science every day...5 Notebooks ]:... Oh wait...I'm an contractor...I don't go to school...

[ＣＩＲＮＯ]

Actually, I do. But I usually hold my pee for a while, it's good for you, y'know.
Also bad for you...

Kidney stones, anybody?

I see a quality target over there.

[Phunkie]

...I got science every day...5 Notebooks ]:... Oh wait...I'm an contractor...I don't go to school...

lol I feel ya. I have pretty bad classes too. :(

Sometimes I gotta buy 2 notebooks for one class. Then I end up not finishing the second one. I'm a bad human.

[Falsetto]

I should seriously stop this thread before I hurl, the men are starting to know too much.

^Non RP Fal

[Cannibal]

No, Fal. ):

It's an educational thread!

[Phunkie]

Don't ever hold your pee, guys!

It's really, really bad for you. And it hurts.

[Bankai231]

FAL THANK GOD YOUR HERE!!!!!

[Time]

Fal, dont end the most disturbing thread on the Nation so far! Its just been created! It needs more time to reach its maximum potential!

[Cannibal]

It never hurts for me. o-o
Just, when I finally have to go really bad, sometimes I go a little before I reach the toilet.


Which sucks, because then I feel I have to shower. I know, TMI.

[Chockeh]

...I'm not a human...but I pee like everyone else...I even watch Suoh pee sometimes...

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae111/Gackt4life/darker%20than%20black/Hei101909112v2.jpg

[Cannibal]

Watching people pee would be awkward.

[Taycat]

This thread.

[Bankai231]

...I'm not a human...but I pee like everyone else...I even watch Suoh pee sometimes...

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae111/Gackt4life/darker%20than%20black/Hei101909112v2.jpg

Your very scary

[Chockeh]

Watching people pee would be awkward.
http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae111/Gackt4life/darker%20than%20black/DTB2ep5Heitoileticonanimated.gif

...I've overused this...

[Taycat]

Your very scary

I love him.

[Phunkie]

lmao funny story

A few months ago, I had to pee so bad, but I was also gonna go shower, so I figured...

I'll pee in the shower.

So I did.

But the water was out!

I was maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

[ＣＩＲＮＯ]

lmao funny story

A few months ago, I had to pee so bad, but I was also gonna go shower, so I figured...

I'll pee in the shower.

So I did.

But the water was out!

I was maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff309/Nyaruato/94b6fbc6.png : You did WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

[Cannibal]

Oh, I love peeing in the shower.
But I bet it would be more enjoyable with a boy-part.

[Taycat]

I peed on myself when I ran to a farther away bathroom in Kindergarten.

Then I stuffed paper towels down my pants.

[Cannibal]

That's cute.

[Bankai231]

Oh, I love peeing in the shower.
But I bet it would be more enjoyable with a boy-part.

It is.

[Taycat]

I also enjoy peeing in the shower.

Then I kinda jump away from the yellow.

[Phunkie]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff309/Nyaruato/94b6fbc6.png : You did WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

I peed all over my legs.

Had to bring out the water bottles and wash my feet.

IT WAS NASTY.

Water didn't come for a few hours too. Darn school.

[Falsetto]

ASDF

[Intex]

Watching [and hearing] people pee would be awkward.
Why I don't use Public Urinals.

Slow posting Fail.

[Moppy]

Locks mean nothing!

M I RITE INTEX?