Speak Chinese With Me!

[Kueh]

I'm currently learning how to speak Chinese (because there's no one around who can teach my native language), but I'm not very good. It would be super cool if there someone on the Nation who I could practice with.

Also, if you can't speak Chinese then go make me a sammich, tuna melt please talk to me with english instead.

Also, I had to write a fake letter to someone for my class, and I just put mine through google translate. So lulzy.

[Mentosftw]

Dew lay lo mo.

[Totoro]

ni hao ma! :D
你好吗！^.^

[Chiri]

I know some cantonese, but not much :[

[Chillax]

Ching Chong Ching Chong. JK.

Wo zway hen pinyin. Hen tao yen.

[woohoohelloppl]

I'm Chinese, but I'm no longer fluent in Cantonese and I can't read or write most characters.
Never learned how to speak Mandarin, but I can understand some.

[Arendel]

Dew lay lo mo.

so crude

[Intex]

Wo zway hen pinyin. Hen tao yen.

I'm borderline illiterate but pin ying is easy for me :D

Also, I had to write a fake letter to someone for my class, and I just put mine through google translate.

I think that ignores past/present/future tense words.

wo xi wan wo ming tian ke yi wan VINDICTUS.

[Kueh]

ni hao ma! :D
你好吗！^.^

好你呢？

I know some cantonese, but not much :[

I knew some fun people who spoke Cantonese, but I can only speak mandarin D:
One of them was a calligrapher. His characters were so fantastic!
Someone at the university offers to teach me Cantonese, but I don't think I can handle two languages at once.

Ching Chong Ching Chong. JK.

If you were Hanna Montana, they'd ban you from china for that. lol

[Edit: Now I need to go make myself a tuna melt. Thanks a lot you guys. For making me trick myself into wanting a sammich.]

[Arendel]

I'm borderline illiterate but pin ying is easy for me :D

wo xi wang wo ming tian ke yi wan VINDICTUS.

fixed