PREPARE FOR A BOOBQUAKE

[Cucurbita]

NEWS FLASH:

FIRST BOOBQUAKE AT MAGNITUDE 6.5 STRIKES TAIWAN.

FOXNews.com - Major earthquake hits off Taiwan coast

[Athde]

Fail

[Sleeperdial]

Hello everyone, Iku the Oarfish of the Palace here to warn everyone that there will be a boobquake.

This absolutely made my entire day.

[ＣＩＲＮＯ]

You know what Louis would say?


"Grabbin' Boobs!"



































... No, wait...

[Aravan]

I didn't have opportunity to go out and be immodest, so may i humbly offer this...
(if you are under 18, don't hit the play button, etc, etc.)

[Zephyri]

I participated >B

[Athde]

^
That was.... wow.... I think I need to... get away from the internet for awhile O.o
*Stands up and goes anywhere but the computer room*

[Frawmus]

That'll be a interesting day.

[Osayidan]

So the world hasn't cracked in half from boobquakes.
I declare it safe for women to dress however the hell they want, and for everyone else to enjoy it.

I wonder if that crazy religion guy is flipping out now.

[Rime]

Hmmm I still believe that guys with boobs should cover up, though. Not just because it could be morally reprehensible for a lot of the evils in the world, but because it's just gross.