Animal Cruelty.

[Cannibal]

I dunno if I am against animal cruelty, cause what can we do about it? Animals are kinda cruel by nature, and a lot of it has to do with hunting and stuff. I mean, I have trouble watching those nature shows when they have tigers munching down some zebra that’s still twitching. I once watched my cat eat a mouse. It took a while, and was really gross. But isn’t that kinda the way the world works? Predators and prey?

I suppose we could pass a law that no animal should be unduly cruel to another animal, and create animal prisons and all. As long as the prisons are humane and such. Seems like a lot of effort though. The PETA people would like it though, cause they think humans and animals are pretty equal, and so we should really jail the mean animals when they do stuff to poorer, subjugated animals. Don’t think we can really afford that though, so we would probably have to tax the animals. They don’t have money so we would have to demand service of some sort… pulling a plow or maybe volunteering for medical experiments. That would work.

I should say though, I am very much against animals being cruel to me. Totally. Against it. Sucks.

http://finetunedlife.tumblr.com/post...animal-cruelty

[Zack]

Throwing an animal in jail for getting food? Thats stupid.

[Cannibal]

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[Tatsu]

I'm only against needless animal cruelty.

For example, don't beat up a dog with a bat for fun or because it was barking.

[Sleeperdial]

I are confuzzled.

[Cannibal]

It's... a joke...

[Tedio]

It's... a joke...

But....I didn't laugh.

[Science]

You seemed obscenely stupid until I saw the 'joke' post.

But I'm still thinking you're a bit stupid for personal reasons.

[Cannibal]

Lolwut?

[TinyMo]

I suppose we could pass a law that no animal should be unduly cruel to another animal, and create animal prisons and all. As long as the prisons are humane and such. Seems like a lot of effort though. The PETA people would like it though, cause they think humans and animals are pretty equal, and so we should really jail the mean animals when they do stuff to poorer, subjugated animals.

This was hilarious. 'Cept I think PETA thinks animals are "more equal" than humans.