Cheesy Jokes Time!

[Zakarii]

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? because it's two-tired! *ba dum, tch*

I drank 8 cokes today... I burped 7-up! *ba dum, tch*

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor! *ba dum, tch*

Why don't cannibals eat clows? Because they taste too funny! *ba dum, tch*

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts! *ba dum, tch*

What happens when you cut a penny in half? It makes no cents! *ba dum, tch*

ok i'm done. your turn!

[Intimacy]

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? because it's two-tired! *ba dum, tch*

I drank 8 cokes today... I burped 7-up! *ba dum, tch*

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor! *ba dum, tch*

Why doesn't cannibals eat clows? Because they taste too funny! *ba dum, tch*

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts! *ba dum, tch*

What happens when you cut a penny in half? It makes no sense! *ba dum, tch*

ok i'm done. your turn!

Cents*

[Skye]

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? because it's two-tired! *ba dum, tch*

I drank 8 cokes today... I burped 7-up! *ba dum, tch*

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor! *ba dum, tch*

Why doesn't cannibals eat clows? Because they taste too funny! *ba dum, tch*

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts! *ba dum, tch*

What happens when you cut a penny in half? It makes no sense! *ba dum, tch*

ok i'm done. your turn!

Why *don't cannibals

[Cannibal]

Since when did Nation become Grammar Nazi central, my god...

 Spoiler:

But really I have no room to talk, I'm the same.

[Zakarii]

....i thought those were errors at least, does that count?

i was just trying to be funny ...

but i'll edit it for the newcomers

[Maenad]

Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE A CHICKEN SHOULD BE ABLE TO F*CKING CROSS A ROAD AND NOT HAVE HIS MOTIVES QUESTIONED, THATS WHY

[Doot Doot]

This thread makes me sad.

[abc33kr]

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? because it's two-tired! *ba dum, tch*
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts! *ba dum, tch*

What happens when you cut a penny in half? It makes no cents! *ba dum, tch*

ok i'm done. your turn!

i liked these 3.

[Skye]

Since when did Nation become Grammar Nazi central, my god...

 Spoiler:

But really I have no room to talk, I'm the same.

Teehee.

Okay, okay, here's one.

What's the Internet's favorite animal?
The lynx.

[Murasaki]

Laughed at tutor.
I feel so immature.