There's a dog park right down the road that I haven't taken my dog to yet
so I let her go and she's playing with a poodle playing tug o' war
while I sit on the bench watching her talking to some lady
then out of no where some bald guy with a pink scarf holding a tea cup chihuahua comes up to me and taps me hard on the shoulder .. it hurt ):<
him: "SCUSE' ME. *points to my dog* Is that thing over there yours?"
him: "It must be a terrible life for someone who can't read *points to dog park rules sign*
No pit bulls allowed
The lady and I look at each other and then look at him and start laughing
my dog Maggie is a black lab/boarder collie mix
me: "Your dog must have a terrible life if it's owner is stupid, my dog's a lab/collie mix, not a pit"
him: "I was an intern at a vet, I know more about dogs than you ever could, take your mutt and leave or I'm calling animal control"
me: "do it, they'll tell you you're wrong"
he walks over by the tree and pulls out his phone
about 10 minutes later the animal control shows up and they all come over to me and he explains
they started laughing their balls off at him
told him he needs to take he dog home because it's too small to be there and it's in danger and gave him a $50 fine for falsely reporting me