A is for Elephant with long flowing hair.
It blows in the wind and gets everywhere.
B is for Oranges in a big tree.
They grow them in florida, all just for me.
C is for Danger lurking above.
You'd better beware, it's the turd of a dove.
D is for Trees that frolic through fields.
They've lipstick, they've candy canes, and they wear shields.
E is for Olives churning up butter.
With juice they did fetch from the cow of an utter.
F is for Mushrooms growing on bark.
Their best friend is named "Johansen the Shark".
G is for Apples which always are blue.
They try to stay shiny, all just for you.
H is for Ironman, no, it's for Pearls.
Which Ironman gives to his favorite girls.
I is for Pearls being given to girls.
Pearls like to eat ice cream mixed so it swirls.
J is for Birds taking poops in the park.
They go home at night, for they're 'fraid of the dark.
K is for Igloos, which Chockeh did make.
He made them with frosting, which he stole from my cake.
L is for Cake, now naked and bare.
It used to have frosting, but now it's not there.
M is for Kueh, who is quite mad at Chock.
But he'll get over it quickly, after just a good walk.
N is for Kueh, now done with his walk.
He's forgived Chockeh, so the two of them talk.
O is for Kueh, who eats oranges.
They were grown just for him because, oranges.
P is for Alphabet soup in a bowl.
The name of a gang that charges a toll.
Q is for Steve, he did not pay the toll.
Alphabet soup in a bowl beat him up.
R is for Puppets, held up by a string.
They wear lacy panties in the name of their king.
S is for String, which holds up dogs.
The dogs hold up kittens, the kittens hold frogs.
T is for holding things, I use a basket.
The basket named Tim, he is also a casket.
U is for Mouth, which I use to eat.
Someone just used his mouth for his feet.
V is for Ugly, which, I'm sorry, you are.
Please keep your distance, and stay very far.
W is for Flatulence that came from your mother.
It was then breathed in by both you and your brother.
X is for Clouds, which are made of sand.
They giggle like babies in the palm of your hand.
Y is for Chapstick, it's in the main dish.
Chapstick deep-fried, with a side of some fish.
Z is for You, who I really do love.
I'll tattoo your name on the chest of my glove.