My name is Lightning Fast Knight-Hart, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are smart, athletic, have-lifes who spend every second of their day out with friends having fun. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any epic loot? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own successful social life, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than getting laid by 3D girls.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the eroge club at school (before I stopped going to school), and the first user to hit the level cap on my server. What games do you play, other than “have functional relationships with 3D women”? I also have a 100% win ratio in PvP, and have a banging hot waifu (I just got her 'pre-awakening' figure; Shit was SO cash). You are all 3Ds who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch