National Croissant Recovery Hotline

[Kenny?]

In the great Croissanting of 1978, 1500 croissants were eaten alive, with 300 croissants stolen and 6000 more lost.

If you know ANYTHING of the missing Croissants or see ANYTHING that may resemble a Croissant, call the National Croissant Recovery Hotline at 124-816-3264.

Remember, YOUR efforts could help these Croissants reunite with their bakery ovens!

[Kazuni]

..*burp*

[Timotei]

I hate those, they taste like normal bread and look like maggots.