Oxymorons

[Hiccup]

So my friend and I were leaving her work and this big, scary biker dude was pulling out and he was in a minivan blasting Justin Bieber. It made my day.

Post your experiences with oxymorons.

[ToriKitsune]

Isn't that more like irony? D:
But I did encounter an oxymoron when I was playing a game once; I had to find "a bald man's hair".

[Rue]

Quoted from this guy in One Piece:

"Shoot her to death! ... Without killing her!"

[Hiccup]

Isn't that more like irony? D:

Ammmmm no. Cause big scary biker dood = metal, not justin bieber

[woohoohelloppl]

Maybe he was listening to the radio and Bieber popped up? I hate when that happens. .-.


"That is one huge shrimp!"

[Chockeh]

I saw this BIG guy take so little space getting out of the car.
And then I saw a skinny guy opening the whole door to get out of the car.

[Lie]

[pinkkea]

Mabinogi--bald wig.

...Eh, sorta.