A while ago my parents ingested some very strange substances, which in turn, gave them the the brilliant idea of sending me to a "vacation" to several countries in Europe and Asia with my Aunt as my "birthday gift", of course without telling me beforehand.
As i am clueless how this "vacation" will go, i do not know if i will have mabination or internet access or if i will have the time,i do hope i am able to acess the internet,if not i might have to come back in a straitjacket, anyways the flight is on may 25th at 1 am (my parents have an unhealthy obsession with early morning flights)So... Adiós while i am off to enjoy unfriendly custom officials, luggage mixes ups, jet lag, long car trips, being car sick, language barrier, cultural barrier, confusion, getting ripped off, blistering heat, disease carrying insects, strange food, food poisoning, foreign hospitals, getting lost, getting harassed,and the possibility of having my kidney stolen.
P.S. if i am not back by December, kindly call the RCMP for me
i'll miss you guys