For reasons![]()
For reasons![]()
I edit my posts too much
Imagine their job resume.
R.T. McAlmost
-CEO of IBM - I could have been
-Financial director of APPLE - I could have if they hired me
-MBA at STANFORD - I could have if I passed the GMAT
-Best DJ in the world - I could have if I had a turn table with a Macbook
-Brain Surgeon - I could have if I went to medical school
-hands you a piece of paper-
Spoiler:
Butts.
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