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Ever seen a turtle on a harness?
Now you have.


He moves pretty fast
4/23/2013 NEVER FORGET

Originally Posted by
Lewd
I literally cannot stop sucking dicks
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Too fast for you to run after it?
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Originally Posted by
Kenny?
Too fast for you to run after it?
No, but my neighbors are terrified of him without it, I let him run around in the yard, I go where he goes.
4/23/2013 NEVER FORGET

Originally Posted by
Lewd
I literally cannot stop sucking dicks
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Mabination User
Scared of a turtle? Oh come on, a paraplegic could probably outrun a turtle.
Tzer gyankeen mernem.
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how are they scared
turtles dont bite people unprovoked
its not like the turtle will suddnely charge you
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They probably have a phobia (or they're just really stupid).
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Originally Posted by
paladin
how are they scared
turtles dont bite people unprovoked
its not like the turtle will suddnely charge you
there's no reasoning with them
4/23/2013 NEVER FORGET

Originally Posted by
Lewd
I literally cannot stop sucking dicks
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You should tie a balloon to it.
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Is that his skin or is some blue fungus growing next to his mouth?
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