Post your Funny/Interesting/Random Chat Logs.

[Cannibal]

What the title says, just post a random chat log. It doesn't have to be funny, it can be interesting or weird, too.

[01:19:15] Chey(:: I just cried
[01:19:22] Chey(:: because I yawned really hard.
[01:19:32] Han-uh.: I hate that
[01:19:34] Chey(:: Me too.
[01:19:38] Chey(:: Im in the middle of class
[01:19:41] Chey(:: and people are like
[01:19:44] *** Josh has left ***
[01:19:45] Han-uh.: OMG ME TOO.
[01:19:47] Han-uh.: D:
[01:19:48] Chey(:: R U CRYYINNNN
[01:19:50] Chey(:: and Im like
[01:19:51] Chey(:: no.
[01:19:57] Chey(:: What a pile of sticks
[01:19:58] Chey(:: D:,
[01:20:06] Chey(:: He wont talk to me.
[01:20:12] Chey(:: I think I should stop talking so much.
[01:21:11] Chey(:: asdf.
[01:21:12] Han-uh.: Oh
[01:21:13] Han-uh.: Ok.
[01:21:14] Han-uh.: Sorry
[01:21:16] Han-uh.: Was reading.
[01:21:18] Chey(:: Whut?
[01:21:19] Chey(:: Oh
[01:21:19 | Edited 01:21:26] Chey(:: Ok
[01:21:20] Han-uh.: Oh
[01:21:22] Han-uh.: ko?
[01:21:34] Chey(:: Ok.
[01:21:40] Han-uh.: Oh, ok.

[Daisuke]

Felt sorry for this guy, but couldn't help but laugh.

Warning : Vulgar language in the link. o_o
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[Cannibal]

Oh my god I just peed.

[Moppy]

Here's a good one that happened in the office:

Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003.
Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

[Nakishu]

Anchorman for the win~ Moppy, you've made me want to go watch it.

[Moppy]

Anchorman for the win~ Moppy, you've made me want to go watch it.

You can do whatever you want. Just stay classy.

[Osayidan]

Me pretending to be a time traveling robot to piss someone off in Second Life
My character is chunli kohime, my friend is Fran, and the ijustine person is some random person who was unfortunate enough to talk to me when I was bored.

[14:29] Chunli Kohime: no there can't be angels we killed them all back in 1873
[14:29] iJustine Kristan: uh yes there are angel
[14:30] iJustine Kristan: unless u killed god to ..>
[14:30] iJustine Kristan: >.>
[14:30] Chunli Kohime: god was an old chinese man living at the halway point up mt. everest
[14:30] iJustine Kristan: besides
[14:30] iJustine Kristan: u havent seen angels
[14:30] iJustine Kristan: they are invisible
[14:31] Chunli Kohime: they only gained invisibility technology in 1929, that's why we went back way before that to kill them all
[14:31] iJustine Kristan: look
[14:31] iJustine Kristan: stop making crud up
[14:31] iJustine Kristan: if we die..where do we go huh?
[14:31] iJustine Kristan: no where cuz from what you say if angels dont exist
[14:31] iJustine Kristan: where do we go
[14:32] Chunli Kohime: to the organ harvesting facilities in cuba
[14:32] iJustine Kristan: and our souls
[14:33] Chunli Kohime: the ghost busters come to get those for us, then sell them to the government to use a clean energy source
[14:33] iJustine Kristan: -.-
[14:33] iJustine Kristan: so when u die the ghost busters are gonna get you to
[14:33] Chunli Kohime: yup
[14:33] iJustine Kristan: liar
[14:33] iJustine Kristan: the ghost busters broke up
[14:34] iJustine Kristan: they exist in the past if you are in the future
[14:34] Chunli Kohime: no not the funny ones from the movies
[14:34] iJustine Kristan: chunli is the robot here not fran
[14:34] Chunli Kohime: in our time we saw those movies and decided to expiriment on souls, we found that they were 100x better than hydrogen as a fuel source
[14:34] iJustine Kristan: fran
[14:34] iJustine Kristan: move aside
[14:35] iJustine Kristan: i got this poor robot
[14:35] iJustine Kristan: poor poor robot
[14:35] Fran Capelo stares blankly at the wall
[14:35] iJustine Kristan: ima convince this mecha person he is a robot
[14:36] iJustine Kristan: get ready robot
[14:36] iJustine Kristan: what year were u made
[14:36] Chunli Kohime: yesterday
[14:36] iJustine Kristan: -.-
[14:36] iJustine Kristan: exactly
[14:36] iJustine Kristan: you were made yesterday yet u say u are from the future
[14:37] iJustine Kristan: you are a robot who was poorly programmed
[14:37] Chunli Kohime: if you say i'm a robot, doesn't it make perfect sense that i could be made yesterday and be from the future? robots don't age so i easily could have used a time machine to come back to today, the day after i was made
[14:37] iJustine Kristan sighs
[14:38] iJustine Kristan: no...you were programmed to believe that
[14:38] iJustine Kristan: YOU ARE A MACHINE
[14:38] Chunli Kohime: never said i wasn't
[14:38] Chunli Kohime: just that no one ever asked
[14:38] iJustine Kristan reboots the machine
[14:39] Chunli Kohime: i can't reboot. i tried to kill myself that way a few times
[14:39] iJustine Kristan takes out an emp device
[14:39] iJustine Kristan: this will wake u up
[14:39] Chunli Kohime: yay O: emp devices is why i came here
[14:40] Chunli Kohime: in my time they're banned
[14:40] iJustine Kristan: YOU ARE NOT FROM THE FUTURE
[14:41] Chunli Kohime: can you prove that i'm not? I can't prove that I am, but can you prove I'm not? humans believe in dieties based on the same logic
[14:41] Chunli Kohime: so it shouldn't be hard to believe i'm from the future
[14:41] iJustine Kristan: no...you claim you are from the future..thats a lie
[14:42] Chunli Kohime: your gods claimed to have created the universe and everything in it. yet something as small as time travel is a lie? why believe them but not me
[14:42] iJustine Kristan: different
[14:42] iJustine Kristan: god exists
[14:42] iJustine Kristan: time travel dont
[14:43] Chunli Kohime: but can you prove that either god or time travel exists, or doesn't exist?
[14:43] iJustine Kristan: yes...the bible
[14:43] Chunli Kohime: the bible was written by man
[14:43] iJustine Kristan: yep along time ago
[14:43] Chunli Kohime: time travel is also an idea created by man
[14:44] iJustine Kristan: TIME TRAVEL IS AN IDEA
[14:44] iJustine Kristan: **** it im done
[14:44] Chunli Kohime: so he didn't convince me i was a robot
[14:44] Fran Capelo: lol
[14:44] Chunli Kohime: now he'll probably go burn down a church
[14:44] Fran Capelo: That was probably the most you have ever said in SL...
[14:44] Fran Capelo: in a single week
[14:44] Fran Capelo: no, a month
[14:45] Chunli Kohime: well i was eating and hadn't preloaded anything to watch so... needed entertainment

[Mrlucky77]

EB: osay, you are one clever future robot.