My name's Duke Nukem. After some few days of R&R, I'll be ready for some more action! I like to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm usually out of gum. I also love woman, sometimes them hookers say ''Aww, come back to bed, Duke! I have ready for some action, nowww!''. I have the big guns, and my gun is the biggest you'll ever see! What I hate the most are them ugly alien bastards, cause no one will steal America's fine woman! If you mess with my meat, you'll you son of a bit**! I also hate them stupid WoW mothers who use vent... so this lazy slacker named John Egbert taught me how to piss off them WoW Motherf***ers!
Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size- 13 boot! Go ahead make my day!