Ever get in those moments where you can't win no matter what?

• Kueh wrote on 2010-10-04 06:35
  Just got my hair cut, so my little brother wants his cut too. When he shows me, I say that it makes his double chin really noticable and he goes to my sister like, "Lainey...is my hair dumb?:fail2:"
  
  And she's like, "*Pat pat pat*Your hair looks good.:thumb: [My name here]'s hair looks dumb!"
  
  Then my other little brother comes up. "[My nickname here], your hair doesn't look stupid."
  
  Sister: "I didn't say stupid. I said dumb. :2thumb:"
  
  Other little brother: "[My nickname here], your hair doesn't look dumb."
  
  And I was just like :what:
  
  
  Then later, my sister is telling my mom about what happened cause she thought what my brothers did was cute. Then my mom got mad at me for trying to give my little brother a chin complex and I'm like :shock2: no no.
  
  Then my little brother starts making sad faces and my mom got even more mad and she's like, "Look at that face! Look what you've done." And I just ignore her, hoping she'll dissapear if I do.
  
  Then she says, "Did you apologize?" And I'm like, "Yes....secretly." And then she asks him if he heard my apology and he says no, so I say, "Sorry."
  
  "Did you hear him this time?" "He's just fake sorry!" She tells me to apologize again. So I go to the internet for help. That was my second mistake. My first mistake was making fun of my four year old brother's double chin. Anyway, I get a pre-written formal apology of the web.
  
  My apology was like this.
  

  John Paul, it has come to my attention that making fun of your chin could have been seen as offensive. I never intended to hurt your feelings, though I can see now that it may appear that I was trying to make fun of you. I want you to know that I was merely trying to let you know of the magnitude of your chin. Please accept my not-fake apology. Moving forward, I will attempt to no longer bring attention to your chin ever again. (At this point I burst out laughing.) That said, I would very much appreciate it if you would not curl into a little ball.

  
  
  After that he proceeded to curl into a little ball, and my mom got even more mad. I just told her he was faking it, but then she was like,

  [Image: http://s3.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Disapproving_Narwhal25eDetail.png]

  
  
  So I just told him to go away and he ran off but not before going, "Your hair is dumb cause Lainey said so!"
  
  And I was just like :mad:
  
  Then I sat there for another 10 minutes waiting to get back onto Vindictus.
  
  [Although it wasn't all bad, I also found this link that made me laugh. Kanye West Apology Generator
  This is my Kanye Apology.
  I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO BRAD AND PHUNKIE FOR POSTING THE IDEA. I SPOKE TO PHUNKIE RIGHT AFTER. BRAD IS VERY BODACIOUS !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR PLASTERING AND ABNEGATING!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT NEXON. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO BRAD 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF TENDRILL!!! THOU KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAY CREAMYI GAVE MY Dog TO KAZUNI WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!]
• Jess wrote on 2010-10-04 06:46
  I had a little [SIZE="1"](step)[/SIZE] brother once. He turned off my SNES while I was playing Super Star Wars on the last level. I punched in him in the face and threw him into some shelves. Then his mom and my dad got a divorce.
  :awesome:
  
  EDIT: Actually...I guess that was a situation in which I won because I hated both of them.
  Basically, just beat up your little brother and everything will be ok.
• Kueh wrote on 2010-10-04 07:02
  [Image: http://www.redridinghoodedibles.com/files/1321601/uploaded/littlebrother.jpg]
• Athde wrote on 2010-10-04 13:40
  Ahh, one thing i will miss about having a three year old sibling is that when you accidentally do something bad, and they complain they believe you instead :thumb:
• NewbieNub wrote on 2010-10-04 13:50
  Playing Mabinogi on a North American server is my ultimate stalemate.
  
  I cannot get better with this lag.
  I cannot get stronger with this lag.
  I cannot get any more awesome with this lag.
  
  And the fact that I do not have any access to NX doesn't makes it easier for me on the economy OR in skills either.
  
  
  
  So yeah, it's a moment where I can never win, ever.
• Zid wrote on 2010-10-04 14:21
  Oh, that's easy.
  
  (Stares at his biology exams)
• Tatsu wrote on 2010-10-04 14:29

  Quote from Zid;175101:

  Oh, that's easy.
  
  (Stares at his biology exams)

  
  
  Ahahahaha....
  
  *stares at her world history, art, math, personal finance, chemistry, and english*
  
  Royally screwed. In other news, tell us if your brother randomly gets a chin complex in eight or nine years because of what you said.
• Ruquion wrote on 2010-10-04 15:22
  *Stares at his Pyschology mid-terms*
• Okitaru wrote on 2010-10-04 17:41
  Easy, my mothers existence.
  Mom: (My mysterious name here) stop playing on the computer and do your school.
  Me: I am doing it.
  Mom: No you're not, you're grounded.
  
  I swear, this happens every other week >_>
• Phunkie wrote on 2010-10-04 18:16
  Friendships and silly arguments. :(
• Chockeh wrote on 2010-10-04 18:59
  Trying to stop my brother from being hyper.
  Never works.
  Also can't go against my dad, but I can with my mom.
  Trying to stop my brother and sister from fighting without violence.
• Arsik wrote on 2010-10-04 19:24
  Playing Rock Paper Scissors with myself/others. 90% of the time I'm playing with other people, we tie. When playing RPS with myself, I'm always tieing, because even though in my head I say "Left is Paper, right is Scissors", it always ends up as "Left is Scissors, right is Scissors." Why do I play RPS with myself? Because I get bored, and like to freak people out.
• paladin wrote on 2010-10-07 00:33
  l4d2 vs score
  My team 1020 enemy team 1930
  Maxiuam possible gain from stage i will play
  900
  D:
• Adelynn wrote on 2010-10-11 21:38
  My parents used to think I hit my kid brother because he'd yell that I was hitting him. Eventually, he yelled it when he was in another room and I was with one of my parents, and that was the end of that. Before that, though....x.e
  
  Also: My religious beliefs (read: lack there of) has my parents getting the rest of the family to make me feel guilty because I'm not grateful to god. This also applies to other behaviors of mine, such as preferring to stay in my room (I'm introverted), and therefore being on the computer a lot. I've yet to get anyone to see my side of things because disagreeing with parents is disrespect in everyone else's eyes.
• paladin wrote on 2010-10-11 21:43

  Quote from Adelynn;181724:

  My parents used to think I hit my kid brother because he'd yell that I was hitting him. Eventually, he yelled it when he was in another room and I was with one of my parents, and that was the end of that. Before that, though....x.e
  
  Also: My religious beliefs (read: lack there of) has my parents getting the rest of the family to make me feel guilty because I'm not grateful to god. This also applies to other behaviors of mine, such as preferring to stay in my room (I'm introverted), and therefore being on the computer a lot. I've yet to get anyone to see my side of things because disagreeing with parents is disrespect in everyone else's eyes.

  
  
  I know how the ya feel
  I have no room of my own
  So this small nook next to the front door with my compy is my room