So, my guild and I decided one day to play a little joke on people. After taking numerous votes (which involve some wack out ideas [such as everyone dropping statues everywhere in Dunbarton]) we decided to pull off a Miroku and confess our pure, unadulterated love, and ask people to marry us.
The female characters dressed as males (using a Mongo Cap and Popo's Shirt and Pants) and proposed to female characters while...
The male characters dressed as females (using a mongo cap and premium newbie wear) and proposed to male characters.
While statistics prove that male characters are more eager to get married compared to female characters, we got a lot of hilarious responses. It's too much to list, but I'll list a few.
Legends:
G = Guildies
F = Female Recipient's Response
M = Male Recipient's Response
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Female propose to Female Response
Case 1
G: "Hey babe, how are you doin? ;D I heard an angel calling and found out it was you, so why don't you be my guardian angel and marry this poor humble man"
F: What?
G: "Come on Angel, you know we're meant for each other, so stop denin' and come marry me."
F: F*** Off, loser, if you don't get your ass out of here i'll be your personal devil.
G: "Oh Shi-"
G: -runs-
Case 2
G: Hey babe, why don't we get married.
F: ... (silence)
G: Hey, aren't you there? *pokes*
F: ....
G: >>
G: <<
G: *touches*
F: WT* I"MMA REPORT YOU FOR SEXUAL HARRASSMENT
G: *runs*
Case 3
G: *falls on his knees as he pulls out a flower from behind him as he holds it out to her* please, I don't know why... but
G: I fell in love with you, please... please marry me, woman! Or my heart won't be able to take it.
F: Wow... how sweet *takes the rose* I... I'll marry you...
G: Really?!
F: Yes, this is so amazing -blushes- but, I have one condition!
G: What is it?
F: You see, I already have a husband, and he's so violent, I don't like him... he makes me do dungeons with him and he scares me. He's also an arrogant pvpist... so if you were
G: *change channels*
Case 4
G: Hey, -player name-, I got something to say to you...
F: Huh?
G: "If my eyes fail me, I will still be able to see thee. If my ears fail me, I will still be able to hear thee. Even without the legs,
F: Huh? Wait
G: "I will walk to thee. Even without the lips, I will sing thy name.
F: LMAO UR TRYING TO BE THE INCUBUS!
G: Even with my arms broken to pieces, I will hold on to thee with my warm beating heart.
F: ur still going? gosh!! LMAO!
G: Even if my heart fails me, my brain will sing thy name. If even my brain ceases to run...
G: ... then I may...
F: u done?
G: ...embrace thee with my blood... -player name- will you marry me!
F: LMAO! YOU SAID ALL THAT JUST TO MARRY ME?
F: um, sorry to say this, but I'm a guy and...
G: >>
F: Wait... your character's female!!! WT*
G: *runs*
Case 5
G: Hey, what's up?
F: Hello o.o
G: You have great taste, your clothing is so stylish and I love the white and blue combo you put with it.
F: Thank You ^-^
G: Yea, it's so colorful... so uhm can I ask you somethinh?
F: sure!
G: Are you married?
F: No
G: Then, will you marry me pretty lady ;D would love to have a beautiful woman like you next to me.
F: teehee. that's so cute, you want to marry me.
G: But of course, you are such a high class woman, it would make me proud.
F: that's sooo cute! a newbie asking to marry me, hey -player name- what do you think?
F2: Hehe aww, did you just start the game and fell in love, just to tell you this is just pixels.
F: Hey! that's soooo mean, he's so nice he complimented on my dress
F2: anyone would compliment it, you worked hard on it.
F: I know right? Guess what I plan to get, a grace shawl dress!
G: hey... uhm...
F2: Really? Aren't they like 5 mil?
F: I don't care I'll get it... I mean I got this for only 1 mil so I might get lucky!
G: uhh... *CC* (darn girls and how they just drift into different topics!)
Case 6
G: Hey beautiful, you got some time
F: You're talking to me?
G: Of course, who else is beautiful here? ;)
F: .... get a life
G: I am... and my life is telling me I have to marry you... how about you? Don't you feel the same?
F: You're such a low life to pick up girls on an online game
G: Well, why not? Love transcends all boundaries baby!
F: Your weird
G: Don't be like that
M: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY WIFE
G: OH SHI
M: IF YOU TOUCH HER AGAIN SO HELP YOU I WILL MURDER YOU
G: You can't Murder what isn't here -elf hide-
M: Oh look, he ran away! What a coward.
F: I dunno, he looked pretty cute
M: no way, I'm much more handsome than him.
F: W/e
Case 7
G: So -Player name- I see you don't have a wedding ring.
F: Yea, I haven't been able to marry...
G: Why? You lookin so fine, it got my usher going to ready to let it burn. ;)
F: Hehe you're so sweet... unlike those other guys...
G: Aww, don't worry babe, I'll take care of you
F: REALLY? But... i'm not so sure, my past husband were cruel to me
G: Now why would he mistreat a fine lady as yourself?
F: Well my 1st husband said I did nothing but leech off him, so he divorced me...
G: Aw, what a jerk, he should be nice..
F: My 2nd husband said I put him into fianianical debt and divorced me
G: That's also terrible!
F: My 3rd husband said I wanted too much expensive items to keep happy and divorced me
G: Wait... there's more?!
F: My 4th husband, after getting me a full valencia and a dragon blade, said he fell in love with a woman and divorced me while my 5th husband
G: ...
G: -disappears-
Case 8
G: This isn't fair! Why is everyone so mena?
F: Aww... what happened?
G: My friends left me alone in Shadow Wizard and I had to solo the whole thing for g9
F: You poor thing, I'm so sorry to hear D:
G: T... then they made fun of me and said I'm a noob
F: Don't listen to them! They are just bunch of low lifes, you don't need to be friends with them!
G: *sniff* you're so nice
F: No, I'm just sorry to hear your misforutne
G: If.... If I had someone like you with me... I think I can manage... will you marry me?
F: ...
F: Go kill yourself <3
F: -disappears-
G: Nuuu xD
Case 9
G: Hey, -username-, you so fly, I like the way you dress, so why not hang out with me?
F: sorry, waiting for a friend
G: No, seriously, let's ditch your friend. I'm so much stronger than your friend, I can help you no matter what mission it is.
F: Oh? Then can you solo Uroboros?
G: Solo him? Babe, don't you see my title? I'm a SHADOW HERO, baby, a Sha... dow.... HERO!
F: yeah? so?
G: I can knock that Uroboros in a single blow
F: Are you a RA?
G: Baby, you can "Rapee me ANYTIME" if that's what you mean.
F: Your gross
G: Only for you...
M: Oh i'm here sorry I took so long, hey who's this?
F: Just a newbie
G: The Shadow Hero!
F: let's go!
M: kay
G: Wait don't leave me...
G: AWW f***
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Male propose to Male Response
Study 1
G: Hey -username- do you think I'm pretty?
M: Sure? Why not.
G: Hey, you don't think I'm pretty? D:
M: Well... you just look like a newbie
G: *cries* wah! I want to kill myself, how cruel can you be to ruin a girl's pride!
M: Lol, sorry, I didn't mean it like that
G: Then to make up for it, you have to marry me!
M: WT*
G: Yes, you have to provide and care for me, give me children and
M: -cc-
G: ;~;
Study 2
G: ....
G: ....
G: *stands face to face with character* ...
M: What do u want?
G: Marry me
M: What?
G: Marry me now
M: who r u
G: MARRY ME NOW!
M: listen i dont marry some strangewoman
G: I'm good at cybering...
M: sold!
G: OH NO YOU HAVE A SMALL SHORT SWORD!! dis relationship will not work! -change channels-
Study 3
G: ?
M: Ah hello! I guess you're waiting here at Ciar too! Me too, I guess everyone's too busy at SM, no?
G: *shy emote*
M: How are you? Nice to meet you. ^^
G: *shy emote*
M: Are you shy? Haha, it's okay, I don't bite, sorry if I talked to you out of the blue
M: I must seem weird, right?
G: ...ry me...
M: Excuse me?
G: ..ary me...
M: ^^;
G: I SAID MARRY ME!
G: *blush* h... how cruel...
M: Huh? Marry you, but that's a bit much.
G: You... you are saying that I'm not good enough?
M: no, i think you're very pretty, it's just
G: I see... farewell my first love... the days gone cold and the one man I love has rejected me
M: Huh? I'm so sorry, it's just so sudden!
G: it's okay, I'll fly to new heights and find a man who can treat me right!
M: It's just that I don't know you and we just met so I don't know
G: Good bye first love -cry emote- *change channel*
Study 4
G: Hello Master! Sorry I'm late!
M: Huh?
G: Master? It's me, remember?
M: I don't know you
G: MASTER?! How did you forget me, we played together back in Shadow Wizard
M: Huh we did? I do a lot of those so it's hard to remember names.
G: Master, how cruel... you even ... no I can't say it
M: What?
G: you... you...
M: What is it? spit it out, i don't have time
G: YOU SAID YOU WOULD MARRY ME AND THAT YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH ME!
M: I did?
G: Yes, you said we'll get married in Filia and we'll have a wonderful wedding and that you'll pay for all
G: the expenses and make sure I am a happy woman
G: YOU SAID IT! YOU SAID IT! YOU SAID IT!
M: No way, I would never said that
G: If you don't keep your promise, I'll report you to the BMs and tell them you tricked a pure innocent girl into marriage just to break her heart!
M: Are you serious!
G: YES SO BE LIKE A MAN AND MARRY ME!
M: wait a minute
G: What?
M: Your chest is flat... and...
M: YOUR A MAN!
G: dis relatioship cannot work -flees- *change channel*
Study 5
G: ...
G: Wow, you have such pretty eyes
M: thanks
G: No, they are really pretty, when I stare in them I feel like I lose myself
M: dude its just pixels, chill out
G: Would you be angry if I asked a question?
M: shoot
G: will you marry me?
M: I'm married, and the person next to me is my wife
F: Excuse me, who are you to flirt with my husband! He told me to
F: be quiet but now this piss me off
F: go whore yourself to someone else!
M: dear
F: YOU -username- why didn't you reject her! you're too soft, this is why
F: I can't even relax, you might cheat on me again
M: i told you it wasn't cheating, I was just running a dungeon with her
F: yea right, you took too long
M: it was hard level!
F: probably doing something illegal
G: eh... *leaves*
Study 6
M: Hey
G: Hey (was caught off guard since he was about to say hey)
M: You look great
G: Thanks ^^
M: So, I see you're not wearing a ring
G: mhm!
M: So...wanna get married
G: Ah....
M: It's okay, if you don't want to -holds your hand-
G: uhm...
M: I like your character, it almost looks like a guy, don't be afraid. I'm nice, I'll take care of you.
G: Wait... wait.. this is wrong
M: What's wrong, honey?
G: I'm Suppose to be doing this!
M: Oh? So you rather be the lead than me? Okay, then we can do that.... What do you want to do, honey?
G: ...
G: (this is going totally wrong)
G: Ah, gotta go bye
M: Wait, let me add you
G: -change channels-
Study 7
G: Hey, you two guys over there!
M1: Me?
M2: You talking to us 2?
G: Yes, the one with the valencia and the other with the muffler robe, wanna do it?
M1: Do what?
G: Why.... the thing *winks* men and women do
M1: w.... what...
M2: no way... no f***ing way...
G: Of course, I mean "that"
M2: Oh shi oh shi, -m1's name-, today may be our lucky day
M1: what do u mean
M1: ooh! AWESOME, today is OUR lucky day!
G: I know right? Very lucky! Are you guys ready?
M2: HELL YEAH !! Let's do it!!
M1: Can we really do it together? I'm nervous
G: Sure! Let's get married!
M2: Wait what?
M1: what?
G: Of course, men and woman get married right? So let's get married.
M2: pff... w/e, she's all yours
M1: no, I don't want to get married
M2: w/e let's just go in
M1: okay
-both leave to go in the shadow mission-
G: Perverts...
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That's all guys! I hope you enjoy those. I have a lot more but it's a sort of pain to keep writing them down, so enjoy!