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starpaw7 wrote on 2010-11-01 15:40
Quote from msn:
CHENNAI, INDIA — A Sri Lankan man swallowed more than 2,000 diamonds packed in several condoms but was arrested while attempting to smuggle them through an Indian airport, according to local media reports.
Shakif was taken to the police station and later to a hospital where an X-ray of his stomach was taken. Shakif then confessed that he had been hired to smuggle the stones.
“Even during questioning, he could not sit comfortably and when questioned, he told the police that he was suffering from piles,†said Suburban Police commissioner SR Jangid, BNO reported.
Shakif was given bananas to eat. The diamonds were then collected.
2,060 diamonds swallowed in smuggling attempt
That was worse than bricks.
But really, a condom was the best thing they came up with :what:
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Chihaya wrote on 2010-11-01 15:43
Some things people do for money... *sigh*
Good try though...
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Taycat wrote on 2010-11-01 15:49
You poo bricks?
I POO DIAMONDS!
Anywho, I'm sure it's gonna tear his ass up.
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starpaw7 wrote on 2010-11-01 15:50
Quote from Xiyamae;200479:
You poo bricks?
I POO DIAMONDS!
Anywho, I'm sure it's gonna tear his ass up.
They already did :glasses:
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Tatsu wrote on 2010-11-01 16:04
...Won't the diamonds easily cut through the condom as long as some pressure is applied...?
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starpaw7 wrote on 2010-11-01 16:13
Quote from Tatsu;200498:
...Won't the diamonds easily cut through the condom as long as some pressure is applied...?
I'm wondering if their acids dissolved the condom or not :what:
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Hiccup wrote on 2010-11-01 16:13
^:shock2:
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starpaw7 wrote on 2010-11-01 16:14
Quote from Hiccup;200506:
^:shock2:
Digestive system :what:
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Hiccup wrote on 2010-11-01 16:15
I know lol but still if it broke................. *shudder*
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starpaw7 wrote on 2010-11-01 16:17
Quote from Hiccup;200512:
I know lol but still if it broke................. *shudder*
Who knows how big the diamonds were :what:
But 2,060 is alot to go through :lol:
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Adelynn wrote on 2010-11-01 19:16
This makes my insides cringe with fear. x.e
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Cide wrote on 2010-11-01 19:31
i'm surprised no one's made this joke yet, so i will.
THE POOP IS NOW DIAMONDS.
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Shirayuki wrote on 2010-11-01 19:37
Quote from Cide;200630:
i'm surprised no one's made this joke yet, so i will.
THE POOP IS NOW DIAMONDS.
ysofunny :c
AND HOW DO YOU SWALLOW DIAMONDS IN THE FIRST PLACE? AND THAT MANY TOO...
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Chillax wrote on 2010-11-01 19:40
Quote from Shirayuki;200631:
ysofunny :c
AND HOW DO YOU SWALLOW DIAMONDS IN THE FIRST PLACE? AND THAT MANY TOO...
He was swallowing condoms full of small diamonds, which probably makes it easier to go down the throat, since they could have had lube on them. It must have tasted like crap, though.
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Chillax wrote on 2010-11-01 19:42
Quote from Shirayuki;200631:
ysofunny :c
AND HOW DO YOU SWALLOW DIAMONDS IN THE FIRST PLACE? AND THAT MANY TOO...
Maybe he was swallowing small bags of diamonds.