[FONT="Arial Narrow"][SIZE="3"]Romeo and Juliet,
Act I, Scene 3, Line 40-58.
I do not get a single part of it. LOL
If you can decipher and explain, that'd be really helpful...
Nurse: And then my husband - God be with his Soul!
A' was a merry man - took up the child, -
"Yea," quoth he, "dost thou fall upon thy face?
Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit,
Wilt thou not, Jule?" and, by my holidame,
The pretty wench left crying, and say "Ay."
To see now how a jest shall come about!
I warrant, an I should live a thousand years,
I never should forget it: "Wilt thou not, Jule?" quoth he;
And, pretty fool, it stinted, and said "Ay."
Lady Capulet: Enough of this; I pray thee, hold thy peace.
Nurse: Yes, madam: yet I cannot choose but laugh,
To think it should leave crying, and say "Ay";
And yet, I warrant, it had upon its brow
A bump as big as a young cockerel's stone;
A perilous knock; and it cried bitterly:
"Yea," quoth my husband, 'fall'st upon thy face?
Thou wilt fall backward, when thou comest to age;
Wilt thou not, Jule?" It stinted and said "Ay."[/SIZE][/FONT]