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Hiccup wrote on 2010-04-30 02:23
Post your best pick up line. Whether made up or found on the internet, post it!
Love is a sensation caused by the temptation, to feel penetration. A guy puts his location in a girls destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
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Byte wrote on 2010-04-30 02:27
You... Me... and my sheets.
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Skye wrote on 2010-04-30 02:30
Quote from bradstrt;22879:
Love is a sensation caused by the temptation, to feel penetration. A guy puts his location in a girls destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
Strangely enough, the rhythm of that made me think of Mama Owl in Fox and the Hound. O_o;;
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emomutt wrote on 2010-04-30 02:30
So, I heard you like premature ejaculation.
:XD:
all post an actual pick up line later
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Hiccup wrote on 2010-04-30 02:31
What has 146 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zipper
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Arsik wrote on 2010-04-30 02:33
Fat Penguin. (she says what?) Hey, just had to say something that would break the ice.
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Spicyapple wrote on 2010-04-30 02:48
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I think this one is really cute.
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abc33kr wrote on 2010-04-30 03:07
hey, are you from a farm?
cuz you sure know how to raise a cock
xDD
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Taran wrote on 2010-04-30 03:13
Quote from abc33kr;22975:
hey, are you from a farm?
cuz you sure know how to raise a cock
xDD
lol good one
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Hiccup wrote on 2010-04-30 03:18
I may not be the best looking guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you.
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ToriKitsune wrote on 2010-04-30 03:39
[FONT="Century Gothic"]"Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply." :awesome:
That one's been stuck in my memory for the longest time...
Also, when I'm bored I look at random pickup lines on my phone...
Let's see what we get from "random"....
"I know a great way to burn off calories from that pastry you just ate."
"Pardon me, are you in heat!?"
I daren't go any further. XD[/FONT]
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Tibarn wrote on 2010-04-30 03:41
I wish I were a derivative so i could be tangent to your curves.
Hey...nice asymptote.
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
I wish I were an integral, so I could be the space under your curves.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
You've got more curves than a triple integral .
We can integrate better if we rearrange our parts.
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Chiri wrote on 2010-04-30 04:24
I was shared these by a 'friend' of mine.
I can spell boobies on my calculator, but I'd rather see yours.
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Are you free tonight...or do I have to pay?
Hey, you're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies.
I have skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?
Is that a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I can see myself in your pants.
There are others, but they're not as 'tame'.
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bebepanales wrote on 2010-04-30 04:28
do you happen to have a raisin? (no??) how bout a date?? ã…‹ã…‚ã…‹ i laughed so hard when i heard this xD
excuse me, did you just fart?? cuz you blew me away.
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Chiri wrote on 2010-04-30 04:38
Quote from bebepanales;23014:
do you happen to have a raisin? (no??) how bout a date?? ã…‹ã…‚ã…‹ i laughed so hard when i heard this xD
Problem with this one is, if the person you're talking to doesn't get it, their automatic answer will be no, and you will be denied.