In fact, I don't know what I'm gonna do in the future, but I'm not too worried about it.
So I thought about what I wanted to do instead and I came up with a silly plan. A Nation roadtrip!
I live in New York City, so instead of zig-zagging back and forth through America, common sense would be to start from the East and head West, yeah?
I know Arsik lives in Vermont, so I'd head there first.
"Phunkie!!" he'd yell.
"Hey Arsik!" I'd reply.
I could lend him a hand, help him cut some meat at his job.
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And I'd see our lovable Admin use his own banhammer to pound that meat (that sounds sexual).
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Don't think I would eat afterwards, but it'd definitely be fun.
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Seeing as Arsik likes to drink, we'd have some drinks that night.
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I'd have to stay over and leave the next day since drinking and driving is a definite no-no.
Ah, who's next? I'd have to go through New York again, so I'd stop by to see Time.
Perhaps we could discuss Emma Watson and Doctor Who.
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Since Upstate New York is far from those horrid city lights, we could watch the stars and I'd help him point out which stars are which. I only know a few, but it'd be a splendid sight.
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I'd move on further Upstate and head over to Emomutt's. Of course, knowing him, I have to be careful...
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Besides having to fend off many attempts of him trying to flirt with me, visiting Emo would be fun. My main goal in seeing him though would be to bring some happiness into his life.
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And perhaps help him boost his self-esteem a little, since he's not a horrible person. He just doesn't believe it.
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The long ride to Emo's would probably cause me to be very hungry, so we'd go eat and probably just chat as we walk around town. Emo's crazy, so we'd probably visit a cemetery during the night or something and have the laughs of our lives.
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I'd leave the next morning and hope to God I have not been raped.
I'd head further East. Next stop: the Bieber, who lives in PA.
These two images perfectly summarize what would happen in this first encounter.
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I wouldn't be able to sleep that night, so all exhausted, but motivated to continue, I'd move on to Ohio, where a few of our Nationers live. Why not stop by Byte and Yuminia first then?
I wouldn't be able to hit on Byte in front of his girlfriend, so I would probably get very angry, but Yuminia would find a way to make me laugh. We could all watch a movie, while sipping hot chocolate. On two separate couches, of course. [SIZE="1"]goddammittt[/SIZE]
Still in Ohio. I'd head over to Saani's. Hopefully by this time she'd already given birth to her lovely baby.
"SAAAAANI!!!" I'd yell as I see her in person for the first time.
"PHUNKIE!!!!" her response.
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I would ask for the baby and she'd present it to me. I'd laugh and poke it and it would laugh back. We'd talk for hours, since Saani seems like the type you can hold a conversation with, about anything really. She's honest and open.
Ah and when the baby's feeding time would come, I would definitely help her out.
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Just don't bite too hard, little one. And yes, I know, my milk tastes weird. I'm trying!
Another night. I'd stay over and think about who else I have to visit. I'd probably drop by Pepe's the next morning.
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Pepe's a nut, so we would have fun playing video games all afternoon.
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He'd complain a lot about being a failure, so I would regret not being two self-esteem books for this trip. I would wonder whether Emomutt was reading it or if he had burned it already. Tsk, tsk.
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I'd say my farewell to Pepe and head further East. But I have so many options now! North or South... I know Randomcheese lives in Michigan, so I'd head North.
I'd buy some wine and cheese on the way to his place, so we could enjoy it. I know he's a little young, but it's just wine, right? Plus, CHEESE!!
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He always says something about wanting to see me drunk, so I'd fulfill his wishes finally. I just hope to God I don't do anything stupid or I face getting arrested.
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Time to head the opposite direction. The next morning I'd head down to Florida to visit Rihanna (yayforhanna). She seems like a fun girl, so we'd sing and dance all night in her house.
Karaoke!
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And I recently have this song in my head, so we would sing this!
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Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful~
Sounds like a good, empowering (and conceited) anthem, no? But f*ck that, we are beautiful! It'd be a wonderful encounter.
Time to move on. I don't have too many ideas of who lives in the Midwest, but I do know that Rain lives in New Mexico, why not head there?
I would certainly hope for a rain shower while in New Mexico with Rain, so we can run around and get all soaked!
[Image: http://mommawannabe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/aeta-kids-running-rain.jpg]
And sing in the rain! Sing because we're alive and happy and healthy! What other reason must we have to sing?
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After the fun, we'd go inside and warm up and sip on hot chocolate again. (I love me some hot chocolate, oh boy.)
It'd be fun, but I'd have to say goodbye.
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Until next time, good friend.
Guess California's up next, right? I'd pass by McCain state on the way!
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Time to see another one of my favorite people, David!
It's California! What can we do? Drive around, of course and enjoy the good weather! (Right?)
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Moving on North, I'd see Chuugoku and finally adopt him!
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I'd take my son back with me as I travel back to my Big Apple, knowing that this trip has been successful and quite fun.
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**I couldn't include many of you since I don't know where you live. D: