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mocharate wrote on 2010-12-08 20:49
Shirayuki actually fought the entirety of Axis forces in the Battle of Stalingrad himself, but Historians actually felt so bad for the German forces getting beat by a Panda that they neglected this fact.
The approximately ~2 million Russian casualties who replaced Shirayuki in the history books currently live with him, performing mundane household tasks.
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CriticalPhail wrote on 2010-12-08 21:38
Mocharate once led a troupe of fifteen belly dancers she personally hand selected into battle against twelve thousand soldiers of the Zombie Gestapo on the moon.
Not a single belly dancer was lost that day, and they are all now billionaire entrepenours.
Mocharate is now the Patron Saint of swinging hips.
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Spartaaaaa wrote on 2010-12-08 22:20
CriticalPhail failed critically at spelling "fail".
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Piko wrote on 2010-12-08 22:30
Sparta divided by zero.
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CriticalPhail wrote on 2010-12-08 22:33
Pikablu once rode a Tauros off the Empire State Building and into a 7-Eleven
There were no survivors. Charges were not pressed against Pikablu.
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TA wrote on 2010-12-09 01:31
[Image: http://i53.tinypic.com/118da4i.jpg]
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CriticalPhail wrote on 2010-12-09 02:26
Wait, I'm sperm?
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Cannibal wrote on 2010-12-09 03:10
Is sperm. That's pretty badass.
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Lan wrote on 2010-12-09 03:33
Beat out Billions of fellow sperm and became that ONE special sperm that actually made it out. Billions lost and you won. You are the ultimate winner, epic you are Maam, epic you are.
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Chockeh wrote on 2010-12-09 04:18
[Image: http://www.elle.fr/var/plain_site/storage/images/societe/news/angleterre-elles-congelent-leurs-ovules/2461179-3-fre-FR/angleterre_elles_congelent_leurs_ovules_mode_une.jpg]
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mocharate wrote on 2010-12-09 05:57
Quote from Chockeh;241805:
[Image: http://www.elle.fr/var/plain_site/storage/images/societe/news/angleterre-elles-congelent-leurs-ovules/2461179-3-fre-FR/angleterre_elles_congelent_leurs_ovules_mode_une.jpg]
Fun Fact: Chockeh was never supposed to be "that" sperm. The lead sperm that day had a bum flagellum from an especially rousing racquetball session that morning, and Chockeh took full advantage of the handicap. Though (he/she?) struggles to hide this fact in everyday life, its actually quite badass.
Quote from CriticalPhail;241267:
Mocharate is now the Patron Saint of swinging hips.
AW YEAH