Christian Minecraft review

• Liraiyu wrote on 2010-12-08 13:06
  http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/review-minecraft.html
  
  This is so funny. Some quotes include:
  
  "For example, the player learns through trial and error to build his shelter on solid rock instead of falling sand, much as we should build our lives on the rock of Jesus"
  
  "the giant spiders, can also survive in the day. But sunlight makes them become peaceful, showing how the light of Jesus can transform even the most wicked among us."
  
  Regarding The Nether:
  "The game's creator, Notch, was originally going to call this realm "Hell", but he thought that would make the Biblical origins of the game too obvious to the religion-averse unsaved gamers he's trying to reach, so he used the euphemism "Nether""
  
  Seriously, while most Christians might not be so bad, it's people like this that give the religion a bad name.
• Cucurbita wrote on 2010-12-08 17:29
  His gaming page, "non-christian game" reviews" So hilarious.
  Tetris is an evil game.
• Athde wrote on 2010-12-08 17:53
  TETRIS IS EVIL!!!
  
  ... no.
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-12-08 19:53
  Freakin.............just no.
  It's a bad thing when a Christian (myself) hates 95% of other so called "Christians".
  I really don't blame people for hating Christians at all........In fact I think they should, maybe it would get the message across to people like this guy. Doubt it, cause they listen to other people about as well as a drunk yankee.
• Crimmy wrote on 2010-12-08 20:27

  Quote from Sleeperdial;241152:

  I really don't blame people for hating Christians at all........In fact I think they should, maybe it would get the message across to people like this guy.

  
  
  Actually he'll just think he's being "persecuted" and if he's being persecuted that means he's doing the right thing, amirite? Amirite?
• Spartaaaaa wrote on 2010-12-08 20:30
  lol it's like those people who try to turn Lord of the Rings into christian books.
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-12-08 20:32

  Quote from Crimmy;241190:

  Actually he'll just think he's being "persecuted" and if he's being persecuted that means he's doing the right thing, amirite? Amirite?

  
  You are so rite.
• Spartaaaaa wrote on 2010-12-08 20:35
  I just realized that the whole website is satire. Just look at it a bit more carefully and it will be apparent that it was not made by a christian.
• mocharate wrote on 2010-12-08 20:42
  Definitely satire :P.
  
  But I'd like to see how they respond to Halloween's addition of portals to minecraft's Hellish Nether-Dimension!
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-12-08 21:01
  I suppose the sadder part then is that I assumed that it was made by a Christian because there are Christians that actually do crap like this.
• Spartaaaaa wrote on 2010-12-08 22:23

  Quote from Sleeperdial;241234:

  I suppose the sadder part then is that I assumed that it was made by a Christian because there are Christians that actually do crap like this.

  
  
  I've actually never ever met a christian who tries to find Christianity in a clearly secular game.
• Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-12-08 22:57
  I have to live with one that does it with everything.
  I hope I'm not offending anybody here.....
• Cucurbita wrote on 2010-12-08 23:08

  Quote from Sleeperdial;241347:

  I have to live with one that does it with everything.
  I hope I'm not offending anybody here.....

  
  
  I know one as well.
  Whenever anything ever happens, she tries to connect it to the bible and jesus.
  
  I don't disrespect it, but its annoying.
• Zid wrote on 2010-12-09 17:30
  It's clearly a satire. Even all the reviews, especially the Tetris one (I mean, really?).
  
  Nevertheless... the website makes for a quick laugh.
• Adelynn wrote on 2010-12-09 19:42
  If it's not satire it's depressing. I got a good laugh out of it.