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BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-12-19 23:28
[Image: http://images.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Kevin-Scott-Funderburk.jpg]
HUTCHINSON, Kan. — Hutchinson police say a 71-year-old woman knocked a man who attacked her unconscious with her frying pan.
Police Sgt. John Moore said 25-year-old Kevin Funderburk talked his way into the woman's home on Saturday, claiming he was homeless and had nowhere to go.
Moore said that when he tried to attack the woman, she fought back and "beat him down with a frying pan."
"When we arrived, he was unconscious and lying in his own vomit in the back of the house," Moore told The Hutchinson News. "He was in the hospital in Wichita over the weekend and they stapled his scalp."
Funderburk was jailed on $55,200 bond on suspicion of attempted rape, aggravated battery, criminal restraint and criminal damage to property. He was wearing a neck brace when he made his first appearance Tuesday in court.
The Hutchinson News reported that the woman was injured, but Moore did not release how serious her injuries were.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40685243/
that must be a really good frying pan or she has insane dex and str for 80% balance and dmg
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EndlessDreams wrote on 2010-12-19 23:33
Frying Pans are a pretty dangerous weapon.
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krpr wrote on 2010-12-19 23:33
Know what's funny?
He probably failed with young women making him try to hit old ones
and still fails. Fail rapist is fail
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gentrone wrote on 2010-12-19 23:36
Why would he want to rape an old woman?
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Adelynn wrote on 2010-12-19 23:47
[video=youtube;k9g4V2XgmUU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9g4V2XgmUU[/video]
It's one of those.
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Kayate wrote on 2010-12-19 23:49
She must have like insane str
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Taycat wrote on 2010-12-19 23:49
Frying pans are the choice weapon for beating up zombies when heated.
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Zid wrote on 2010-12-19 23:58
I wouldn't give so much credit to the woman.
Frying pans are seriously deadly blunt weapons. They're akin to hammers, but a lot more lightweight and can still pack a wallop despite having less mass.
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Edeott wrote on 2010-12-20 00:50
So you can run and tell that. Homeboy.
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Sedia wrote on 2010-12-20 20:14
That woman's gotta be Paula Polestar's grandma. In EarthBound she kicks ass with a frying pan ._.
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Chockeh wrote on 2010-12-20 20:18
She got the Club Dead achievement.
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Meikeru wrote on 2010-12-21 00:42
This lady deserves a round of applause.
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12y4jv wrote on 2010-12-22 05:30
Almost reminds me of Left 4 De-
*Erm* That must of hurt a lot.
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Phanterz wrote on 2010-12-22 23:54
Heated Frying Pan
Attack: 103~188
Balance: 80%
Critical: 150%
Injury: 20~100%