Drunk Man Kills Shark With Dropkick to the Head

• BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-12-23 03:26
  [Image: http://www.dailybento.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jaws-jump.jpg]

  
  
  

  Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.
  
  The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
  Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.
  
  Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.
  
  “Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.
  “Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.
  
  The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning.
  
  Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
  The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovski

  
  
  http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/
  
  Well Phunkie, you have your answer here
  
  http://mabination.com/threads/13459-How-to-fight-off-a-shark?highlight=shark
  
  

  Quote from Cucurbita;221014:

  I also watched Mythbusters where they proved that the human body cannot damage a shark underwater. Even when targeting the gill or snout.
  

  
  
  Well...then again,,
  mythbusters tested it with the conditions being underwater
  
  A twisted ankle is worth killing a shark without a weapon
• Skye wrote on 2010-12-23 03:28
  That's a big shark.
• Akemii wrote on 2010-12-23 03:30
  lmao the water wasn't soft guys.
• Skye wrote on 2010-12-23 03:38

  Quote from Pride;258492:

  lmao the water wasn't soft guys.

  
  
  That was pretty funny. And the fact that he was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning. The whole situation is just...wow.
• Narc wrote on 2010-12-23 03:43
  how the hell did he swim to the beach with enough alcohol in him to get diagnosed with alcohol poisoning. :o
• TA wrote on 2010-12-23 03:49
  LOL... wow. That guy's gonna have a story to tell his kids...
• Kayate wrote on 2010-12-23 03:50
  someone ranked their smash
• Skye wrote on 2010-12-23 03:52

  Quote from Narc;258502:

  how the hell did he swim to the beach with enough alcohol in him to get diagnosed with alcohol poisoning. :o

  
  
  He didn't swim to the beach, he and his friends went to the beach to swim, then he saw a jumping board and decided to jump into the not-so-soft water.
• Zid wrote on 2010-12-23 04:04

  ... telling them the water was not that soft.

  
  
  /rimshot
• Moppy wrote on 2010-12-23 04:08
  Drinking can make you a hero?
  
  :O
  
  I'll keep this in mind.
• starpaw7 wrote on 2010-12-23 04:17
  King of Fishing get!
  
  
  
  Though if he had dived just a few seconds away from when he did; the comments would be about how dumb of a move it is to swim while drunk
• Cucurbita wrote on 2010-12-23 06:50

  Quote from BobYoMeowMeow;258487:

  Well...then again,,
  mythbusters tested it with the conditions being underwater
  
  A twisted ankle is worth killing a shark without a weapon

  
  
  He jumped off a jumping board and smashed his feet on the head of a shark who was probably pretty high up in the water.
  That'll kill most living beings.
  
  Shark Fin soup anyone?
• BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-12-23 07:39
  sounds delicious
  too bad it's considered bad to be finning sharks
• 12y4jv wrote on 2010-12-23 08:36

  Quote from BobYoMeowMeow;258870:

  sounds delicious
  too bad it's considered bad to be finning sharks

  
  
  Ship to China plox. They won't mind ^^. Oh btw, I saw canned shark fin soup at a Chinese herbalist shop. O: Be that synthetic shark fin or real? :what:
• Cucurbita wrote on 2010-12-23 18:32
  I've been to restaurants serving shark fins, but they were like 40 dollars so I couldn't even bother D: