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BobYoMeowMeow wrote on 2010-12-23 22:28
[Image: http://web.orange.co.uk/images/ice/quirkies/andy_park_pa.jpg]
A Witshire man famous for celebrating Christmas every day is now planning to marry his Christmas tree.
Andy Park, 47, has eaten Christmas dinner every day for the past 17 years, reports The Sun.
The divorcee, from Melksham, who is known as Mr Christmas, admits that his friends think he's crackers.
But he insisted: "I love my Christmas tree more than anything else, so that's why I want to marry it.
"I've already got a ring, although I'm not sure yet which branch I'll want to hang it on.
"The only problem seems to be finding a vicar who is willing to do the ceremony."
Mr Park said that although he'd only had the plastic tree for two years, he felt it was like "his best friend" and he never tired of seeing it sitting in his living room.
He said: "I can't see why we can't be joined in matrimony. I've heard of other people marrying their pets and so on, so why can't I get hitched to my tree?"
Andy began celebrating Christmas in 1993 and since then he's estimated to have eaten more than 6,000 Christmas dinners.
He says it started when he felt "bored" and "fed-up" one July and putting up decorations had made him feel so happy so he decided to carry on.
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Man_wants_to_marry_Christmas_tree
Even the cat doesn't like Christmas that much
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Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-12-23 22:40
But the cat does love to tip the Christmas trees.
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Piko wrote on 2010-12-23 22:41
How do you tap a Christmas Tree?
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LastNight wrote on 2010-12-23 22:41
I've heard something like this before, when a woman married the Eiffel Tower. Here's the
link.
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Sleeperdial wrote on 2010-12-23 22:50
A woman married a rock once.
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Chockeh wrote on 2010-12-23 22:51
Quote from Pikablu;259602:
How do you tap a Christmas Tree?
The tree always had that morning wood.
It shouldn't be that hard.
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Kayate wrote on 2010-12-23 22:51
This guy must love Christmas
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Zid wrote on 2010-12-23 23:05
Quote from Chockeh;259668:
The tree always had that morning wood.
It shouldn't be that hard.
But all those needles... D=
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Chockeh wrote on 2010-12-23 23:06
Quote from Zid;259709:
But all those needles... D=
Hey, some people actually likes that kind of thing.
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Kayate wrote on 2010-12-23 23:06
Quote from Chockeh;259712:
Hey, some people actually likes that kind of thing.
like you
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Cucurbita wrote on 2010-12-23 23:08
Well, we've got video game characters to marry, so why not?
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Mrlucky77 wrote on 2010-12-24 05:33
This dude is a hard follower of Life Tip #1.
[video=youtube;fQYe1Pv2EHc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQYe1Pv2EHc[/video]
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gentrone wrote on 2010-12-24 06:00
Can I marry Santa?
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12y4jv wrote on 2010-12-24 20:38
^ Santa can still break your heart. :evil:
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Moppy wrote on 2010-12-24 21:28
I heard in San Francisco it's legal to marry your Christmas tree.