I think it's about time I started posting these. For the love of God, bear with me, please. XD You all know I'm a Mega Man fanatic already, so this shouldn't be much of a surprise. There are seven poems in all.
(For those of you who know anything about the original Mega Man, the Robot Master weaknesses listed in this poem are entirely accurate.)
Blue Bomber: A Tribute to the Classic Mega Man
The blue man jumps,
His buster shoots -
Wily's bots
Are in cahoots!
They must be stopped!
They must - if not,
The city will
Be left to rot!
Destruction, mayhem,
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Help is needed
Really soon!
"Dr. Light!
I'm going in!
Wily's at it
Yet again!
The roads are bad,
They're cratered through -
Wily's Bomb Man
Did that, too!
Ice Man froze
The water lines -
It's part of Wily's
Dread designs!
"Fire Man's gone
On a burning spree;
He's torching everything
He can see!
Cut Man chopped up
City Bank!
Guts Man smashed
The army's tanks!
Elec Man's got
The power station!
The citizens need
Some salvation!"
"Take them on!"
Cries Dr. Light.
"You can beat them
In a fight!
Stop that Wily's
Mad ambition!
Make him cease
His demolition!
Ground his flagship!
Stop his goons!
This war has to
End, and soon!"
"Yes, sir, Doctor!
I'll stop him cold!
This war with Wily
Is getting old!"
And off he runs,
The robot blue;
He knows exactly
What to do -
Find the robots,
Stop their rage,
Then stop Wily's
Mad rampage.
"First stop is
The pumping station -
I'll stop Ice Man's
'Chill'-abration!"
In he bursts
And blasts his foe;
His buster means
The ice must go.
A glowing orb
Is left behind -
"Ice Man's power
Now is mine!
"Next, to stop
That roaring fire!"
He dashes on;
The plight is dire.
Fire Man turns
The heat on him,
But the blue bot's ice
The victory wins.
Now possessing
Fire Man's skills,
The hero moves
To right more ills.
"No more bombs!"
The hero cries,
Shooting flames
In Bomb Man's eyes.
The nasty bot
Is barbequed,
But his power
Is renewed -
The blue bot gains
His explosive power!
"Let's give Guts Man
A little shower!"
Bomb Man's bombs
Leave Guts Man dead;
Guts Man's strength
Breaks Cut Man's blade.
Cut Man's shears
Snip Elec Man's cords.
"I've beaten all
The robot lords!
Now it's time
For the final fight
To beat the wrong
And save the right!"
At last he faces
The evil man -
"I'll crush you
Into a tin can!"
Laughs Wily with
An evil grin.
"This robot war
Only I can win!
The citizens
Will be my slaves
To help bring in
My robot age!"
The fearless hero
Stands his ground.
"You won't be pushing
ME around!
I'll fight with all
The strength I can muster!"
He cries while
Leveling his buster.
"Evil never
Won a war!
I fight for RIGHT -
No less, no more!"
"The city is MINE!" -
Wily's glib retort,
"To me, this fight
Is just a sport!
The Wily Machine
Will flatten you!"
"Then get ready, Wily -
This day you'll rue!"
Then POW POW POW -
His buster fires!
Wily's defeat
The peace requires!
Soon, from the wreckage
Of his ship,
The madman crawls
With bleeding lip
And kneels in fear
To the robot blue.
"You win, but next
Time I'll get you!"
Then Dr. Wily
Runs away;
He'll be back
Another day.
He will return,
But have no fear -
Our robot hero
Still is here!
He will strive
For peace and right;
Wily's schemings
He will fight.
For TRUTH and JUSTICE
Does he stand -
The one, the only -
MEGA MAN.